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I love moths a lot
some of them can be so qt
some of them can be so beautiful

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>>34498057
Spiders and snakes are adorable.


Except for brown reckuses, fuck that shit.

>>34498270
Snek is cute

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i am a big fan of comfy threads

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This show

>>34498045

This game was fukken GOOD.

Was actually kind of disappointed that bodies didn't randomly explode with repeated crowbar whacks in later games.

>>34497900
why would it be gay?

>>34497911
some anons say since its a dick shaped object going in your ass its gay or something

Never tried pegging but I actually did convince someone to let me go amazon on them
He was crying out for me to stop but I just laughed in his face

>tfw no boyfriend anymore

I always do because I find them repulsive but I think people in general make a point of not commenting on them

>>34497840
Yes, but I don't mind them at all on my girlfriend.
Honestly, in some ways I find them attractive, just like all of her flaws.

>>34497840
Yes, but they still look much better than fat

>>34497729
Uh... DUH

Fucking obvious, retard

>>34497729
You should probably charge your phone

>>34497729
I'm not a sociopath.
I suffer from PTSD and maybe schizophrenia.
I try to be a good person, but I'm passionate about somethings and I can't help but act like a 'cunt' when it comes to those thing.

>>34497728
>Is 6"x5" dick too small?
>please keep the shitposting and shilling to a minimum
>I need answers because even after all this time only one thing manages to always activate my almonds and make me feel like shit. And that is dick size threads. And now here i am making one. Give it to me straight, does 6" do the job?
no it doesn't

I'm 4"x5"

6" is plenty, fucker.

>>34497728

it's small because you aren't 7-8 inches

I want a fat loser gf to take care of.

Not skinny, a bit of chubby stomach is better. Skinny girls seem like they'd snap like a fuckin twig, and fit girls just make me want to gutpunch them to see if they can take it.

Huge tits too, minimum H cup.

>>34497685
I want a skinny GF. chubby GFs are like a fetish fuel thing, you want to pound em a few times but in the long run being fat leads to more health issues and chubby girls don't age well, they just become fatasses.

of course, it's unreasonable for me to want a skinny gf being fat myself, which is why i've been dieting and exercising. i'm at 200lbs from 240 a few months ago, my goal is around 180 which would be more normal for my height and build.

but i'll still be foreveralone because im a fucking loser

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>>34497669
>focus on your hobbies like him
>he still got the girl
Life is not fair.

>>34497669
too much of a lazy sack of shit for that, anon. but don't worry, I don't care about romance either

You could do anything you want if you have abs like his.

>>34497640
Nobody's forcing you, op.

>>34497640
Thinking some people are better off dead sounds pretty deluded and unempathetic to me.

>>34497640
>Suicide is a basic human right

Not basic. FUNDAMENTAL. Without this right a human has no other rights. If you're not free to die you're not free to live, it's as simple as that.

But our society is generally oriented around suppressing this right. And I am too, in practice. I would force a jumper off the ledge. But in theory I believe denying someone the right to kill themselves is ultimate dehumanization.

Go figure.

No motivation since depressed to the point I can't sleep eat or get out of bed

>ugliness
>poverty
>sickliness
>low IQ
>small dick
Nice white peoples problems, OP

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>>34497453
>weed habit
>porn

Not doing too bad otherwise

>>34497364
WHAT?
H
A
T
?

that doesn't make any sense

>tfw 400lbs
>tfw it's not even my fault cause there's 6 different take away restaurants that deliver in my area

>tfw lost ten lbs since last sunday
>face is thinning out nicely

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>>34497259
JUST


Originiggi

>>34497259
That guy is actually very deformed, most people here aren't deformed to the point of repulsiveness

>>34497378
Speak for yourself, moron.

bite her cock by accident
what happens to me?

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>>34497589
That cock is more muscular than you are. It's probably hard as steel. Your jaw would just be in pain.

>>34497615
My teeth and jaw are quite strong tho
I doubt that would really happen to me

>"Increase those fees on mortgages of 200k and under. Yeah I need to find ways to pay for new foreign interventions the gang of mercenaries and ex Bush warmongers want to get involved in and the military budget increases. Yeah also cut out the EPA budget. Who needs clean drinking water."

>>34497251
>"Yeah, so what am I supposed to be again?"

"Mexico, build that wall and pay for it"

Also,
>His post ID ends in a 4

>he isn't jacked
>he doesn't earn 6 figures a year
>he's ugly

>>34497240
Red flags for girls
>she doesn't know what sage is