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>>34498496
What country? If America it's a trap.

>>34498496
it means she's an undercover plicewomen and youre gonna get v&

>>34498496
It's Chris Hansen you dumb motherfucker

>>34498491
Are you, dare l even say, /a faggot/?

>not hatful of hollow

>not meat is murder

>>34498456
Heh, you think i even care kiddo?

>graduated HS 2011
>still don't have my BA yet
I am retarded, right?

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>>34498456
I could swear it was like 2011.. God, where did the time go

hey it's me ur brother how are you today

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>>34498454
good job anon. you probably desrve this

i'm jealous! have fun :) now get a gf, just don't have a kid and ruin your NEET fortune

>>34498426
*losing my virginity
Originalio commento

>>34498426
Thats a shame

What do you think is making you so upset then?

>practically having
Its because you still feel the insecurity of not having a dedicated partner. You're scared she's just gonna go run off and fuck someone else and you really like her.

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haha! you got me
more!!!!!!

>>34498394
Really fires up the old neurons

>>34498394
We are more honest.

>>34498366
I once punched a man because he was upset he didn't have sex in a month. Straight up punched him.

would josh hartnett even be considered a chad in this year?

>>34498366
You know I watched this movie a lot on comedy central when I was a kid. I always thought that this wouldn't be that hard to do. I was destined to be a beta.

What about exercises like pushups?

How do you avoid shin splints?
I've been resting for a week now. I almost don't feel any pain anymore but I don't know if I should resume running.

Decided to start running again after new year's, using c25k so nothing too major. Still, last week was the first time I finished a run and didn't completely hate life.

>be 10 or 12 year old me
>watching minority report on tv
>get to the scene with the guy in the VR chamber having sex
>suddenly light bulb comes on
>go straight to the bathroom and rub tissue paper on the tip of my cock
>dry orgasm
>try to do it again but the friction cuts my dick right under the glans
>dick hurts for a few days

>be 12 years old, probably
>watch my second or third porn movie
>see some dude finishing himself off all over some chick's face
>think "hmm I wonder what this feels like"
>go to bathroom
>it was okay

>be like 9
>find parent's porn drawer
>some book about BDSM, don't get why people are peeing on each other
>find a VHS
>on the VHS is a sales video about sex devices and proper sex having by sex-ologists
>think the pool sex is weird, these people are all hairy
>next scene is office scene
>female has cute blonde pixie hair cut
>guy is actually attractive
>nowweretalkingbison.jpg
>lots of blow jobbing and standing up sex
>get to part where I watch chick give hand job to dude
>see white stuff come out, what the fuck
>go back to room, lie on bed, and try it out
>feel funny
>feel really funny
>tense up until I let out a gasp of air
>sigh in relief
>go to check if white stuff came out
>it did
>freak the fuck out
>drip it all over the floor as I waddle to the bathroom
>clean it up with soap and a paper towel praying to god parents don't come home any time soon

and 20 years later I'm a virgin

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>>34498225
>tfw the Falcons win the Owl

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WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY

>not origamisu wtf

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>>34498225
BUMP THAT SHIT UP SENFAM

>>34498212

i dunno. it wasn't comfy posting. it didn't work anyway, the best female repellent is being a beta.

>>34498212
I like femanons a lot of them are really nice people. Not all of them but seriously a lot of them are really nice.

The norm is flooded in once b began to decline. Now that it's just a husk of furfags, trap shit, and just utter shit content they come here to watch us commiserate and for the "wild and wacky 4chan screencaps" infesting shit like leddit and ifunny.

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>>34498154
>tfw too young to truly experience MMO friendship in the 00's
>tfw too old to find anyone my age online in the 10's

Its like im destined to be alone

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>ywn go back to making friends playing custom games on halo 3

I remember how i used to binge 2moons back in 2008ish

Get disillusioned as he destroys the country. :)

You can't stop worshipping perfection.

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Embrace the don

democracy; government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents under a free electoral system.

>>34498171
OP's talking about "the uninformed" vs "the informed."

Pretty much the reason the electoral college was invented desu.

>tfw got called in to jury duty and didn't go because of social anxiety
>probably have warrant for my arrest
All i have to do is never make any contact with police again for the rest of my life and I won't have to deal with it

>>34498067
Slut Restraints

black belt in handjobs

>>34498067
it means that she has a black belt in giving handjobs