what problems do you have with your body?
>aspergers syndrome
>depression
>symptoms of anxiety, haven't gone to see if i do actuallly have it
>pectus excavatum (sunken chest)
>sunken chest is pushing against heart, affecting my breathing so i get exhausted really easily
>tinea + fungal infection in some toenails
and something that i've noticed is that my pubic hair grows back way too quickly, like it grows back a cm in a day or two
I broke my toenails and got candida, now I'm following a treatment and it's getting much much better, why don't you go to the podiatrist?
>>34500170
a former robot friend of mine is 22 and already has a stoma. He suffered from a very bad viral infection when we still went to trade school and he lingered in hospitals for months.
As if his life wasn't bad enough before, he got this chronical sickness as if satan wanted to make a topping on the cake especially for him...
I don't get it, why does bad luck so often strike people who already have it bad? The human body is such a fucking joke, so fragile and insufficient in so many ways.
>Aspergers
>Major Depression
>Anxiety
>OCD
>Sensory Processing Disorder
>Exercise-induced Asthma
>Arthritics
>Constant Sinus inflammation and stuffy-ness (I can't normally breathe through my nose)
>Extremely Far-Sighted vision (My lenses are +7.5 in both eyes and cost $400 to make)
>A very weak and irritable digestive system (take for example that I can't dink Coffee without stomach pain)
>This Esophagus, things frequently get stuck (I can't take larger pills unless I want possibly over 60 seconds of pain of something feeling stuck in my chest)
>Ridiculous gag reflex
>allergic to Shellfish and Almonds (I used to like both of these things, fug), causes severe chest tightening and pain
Is that everything? I also used to have bad Acne during High School, and used to be underweight for most of my life. I'm 5'7 120 LBS right now.
Thanks to our government I'm a fucking white male and not eligible for gibsmedats, so I'm trying to find a tolerable part time job to alleviate my parents. I wish I could fucking kill myself sometimes. I'm a complete fucking physical and mental failure.
>that feel when you have sex with a fat girl and her vagina leaves cottage cheese on your bedsheet
tell me moer, op.
what do you mean by cottage cheese
My belly gf doesn't do this to me.
>>34500156
Tfw you're a fat guy buy don't want to fuck fat girls
I've done it twice and it's been very awkward to work around the fat
Get in here and communicate with people just like your mom wants you to.
https://discord.gg/uGJK4F3
>>34500147
You guys the server that does group fapping and lewd trap stuff? I was in a good one where we could about 6 of us would fap and cum together but one of the robros took it down..
>>34500173
Nah sorry mate, no porn stuff here.
>>34500217
You should consider it, it was pretty fun
Let's have a heritage thread.Mine is pretty retarded but oh well. Include as much detail as you can anons.
>inb4 nigger
Here's the ORIGINAL template lads.
>>34500115
>mfw latino and german genes but still ugly as shit
>>34500115
Jaden?
oregano
Another day, another bowl of oatmeal.
Here's to you, lads.
>>34500112
Looks scrumdidilyumptuous :)
inb4 pigposting
original comment brother
I see you have plenty. May I have some oats, too, brother?
Just spent the night with thay faggot Boomerang and bought him lunch, ama
>>34500087
your gf is pretty cute wtf
>>34500087
Wasn't boomerang supposed to be a trap? Shows how passable these faggots actually are.
>>34500121
"Im literally not a trap"
>"Little Marco," "Lyin' Ted," "Crooked Hillary," "Low Energy Yeb"
What's Trump call himself?
Tiny dick Trump
The Donald
oriegegei
The President
>Is that the girl you like, anon? Bro, I told you, you just gotta talk to her. Hold on, I'll give you an example.
>>34500038
ok bro. no hard feelings if she likes me over you.
>>34500038
ebin thread OP, upvoated ! :) xP
>>34500038
1. I wouldn't be talking to some chad faggot, ever, at all
b. I hate girls because they were mean to me, now I have a waifu and am much happier
>that time i tryed to fuck my dog when i was 12
>>34499974
>that time i jerked off 6 times in few hours when i was 12
>that time I killed my younger brother when I was 8
>that time I jizzed on my cat and he liked it
>get drunk
>quickly fall asleep
>wake up to an empty bottle
God damn it. I didn't get to have any fun. I have a hangover for nothing.
just for you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XnzfRqkRxU
>>34499948
Alcohol is such a meme drug r-r-rav-violi
>>34501050
No it ain't
For days I've noticed targeted or recurring shitposting themes. Today's or at least the current one is is "making fun of dick sizes" as to create insecurity in men. If you pay attention, these threads aren't even kinda hidden in their messages anymore, they consistently push for the same shit:
>demoralize already demoralized men
>push sex starved and horny anons towards fucking or becoming traps
>slander women, which aligns with typical robot mentality so it camouflages
There's 3 of them in the first 12 threads, probably more if I search for them and that's not counting the gay hookup threads called "steamfeels", trap threads and other shit like cuckbait or false flag femanon threads.
>>34498095
>>34497728
>>>/co/89503516
i mean they got a couple, but those guy girls were already traps and just needed a push.
the rest of us just lol. i realized i've become much more chill about things.
It's also apparently against the rules to try and fight back their shilling. I guess mods just like cocks.
They're fetish threads... Just like cuck bbc threads, the OP kicks on the reactions and the idea that bbc is better and white men should serve as sissy slaves, in their heads the ultimate humiliation. Not shilling, probably just horny/mentally ill.
>it's another "sister has her friends over" episode
>>34499912
show one of them your cock. fuck it show all of them.
also dont give me this "underage" bullshit or "shes my sister" bullshit, the younger the better
>>34499931
Masturbate in one of their shoes, that'll show those cunts.
If digits you kick them out of the house.
tfw no chubber gf
She's not chubby, she's obese.
>>34499902
>>34499933
>tfw no not chubby, obese gf
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
mmmmmm-mmmm-mm.... it's time... all those taco bell buffets, paying off... i'm ready
PFFFFTT
SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF... oh postively foul... SNIIFFFF when did you eat chines--- BRRAPAAAAAAPAPPRRRRRRLLLLLLTTT
hold it in... i beg you my dear.... you must... please... hold it in till we get to my bowl.... i know that was a lot... of taco bell.. oh your tummy must hurt so.... almost there... oh yes, there it is, my bowl
BBBRRRRAAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRLRLLLLLTTTTPRPPPTRRR BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAPAPAPAPRRPRRTTT PFFFTTTTTLLLR PFFFT PFFFFT
mm, o hthe smell, sweet and tangy... glazed in dirito dust, from the locos tacos, mixed in with the feast oh so heavinly... oh, so many bits and pieces... mmm, i can't resist, it's time to eat!
GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmm yes my dear GLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPpostively scrumtious, oh i must have more
BBBRAAAAAAAAAAPAPPPHLLHHHLHLLTLTTTTTRT
GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP-thank you my dear GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP this is a heavenly treat GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmmm oh yes GLORPGLORP smorgasboard
SSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
All done
Are there any games, where i cankill myself?
POSTAL 2 has a suicide option if you're feeling edgy.
No More Room In Hell had an option of shooting yourself in the head in case you became a zombie
From time to time I like to make up creative ways to kill myself in gmod, so there's always that.
Does anybody else kiss loads of girls but can't manage to get a shag? I've kissed 9 since September and am still a virgin
>>34499805
>Kissed girls
Lmao gtfo normie.
>>34499805
dat body. waist should be smaller than the hips.
>>34499805
Are you playing spin the bottle??