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>>34500490
Enjoy you ban for complaining about getting banned.

>>34500490
keep fighting the good fight man

one day we will be a blue board and the normies will leave

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>>34500490
Well no shit, mods here are often mods on reddit, too.

Cats are ass holes, they don't just sit still on your lap, they get right in your face or all over your hands to make you pet them
But you'll love them anyway when they curl up next to you to sleep

>>34500587
this
but don't get a cat if you don't have enough space for her. i would love to have a cat but 45 square meters aren't enough for a living creature

>>34500477

I have two cats. One is a defect (runt, poor claw control cant purr right etc.) but is adorable, and the other is a bro and never acts like an asshole

Honestly, all you need is to give a cat a place to shit, climb, and eat and you're good.

>>34500470
or you can simply just fuck off

>>34500491
Or maybe you should stop shitposting 24/7 with BBC and discord threads and go to /b/.

>>34500491
Or maybe you could go be a pathetic faggot on >>>/b/

I would, but sadly i dont have any, i will bump your post anon

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this is an original wikihow

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as is this one

>>34500393
the thing is that she is a woman, so she has options. men have no value in the sexual market if you're not chad.

She probably hates you, stop disturbing her peace at work buddy

>you send her a heartfelt message
>chad is giving her a massage

>>34500373
How does Snapchat even work? How do you get followers?

i could be your friend anon :D


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>>34500373
>having snap chat
REEEEEeeeeee
git

>>34500359
TRAPS are in high demand so dont get your hopes up, Grindr is good id you just want a quick suck and fuck so i would go with Grindr.

>>34500359
scruff has all the old men and cute bara dudes
grindr has all the flamers and gogo dancers
tinder has younger (in my findings, cooler) people, but the quality is hit or miss

>>34500359
Neato another faggot thread

Originally, too

>125 euros per month
Maybe in the fucking ukraine

Cool, man, go for it.
I want to get a one bedroom flat, but the prices in my city are insane (compared to the standard of salaries). I make 500 Euros and if I get a credit I'd be paying at least 250 Euros for like 20-30 years. I'd be in my 50s or 60s when I finally own it.

>>34500353
>and contributions for my old age pension
Fat chance. By the time you want to redeem that it's "let them work until they are 70", quite a lot of people don't even get that old Anon.
Government forced pension fund is a huge scam.

>>34500647
Maddy has been blacked more times than Elsa

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>>34500326
>tfw addicted to amateur Tumblr girls
>doesn't even matter if they're ugly landwhales because I figure that's all I can get

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>>34500326
>"Refrain from this obscure behaviour and partake in the joy of chastity! Join me and my disciples on the path of purity and become enlightened amongst your fellow kin, brother."

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why did u make yet another penis thread with the same measurements, insecure much..

Are you fucking stupid? 16cm equates to 6.299 inches.

>>34500316
Can't tell if this is bait, or if you're serious. 5 inches is like the top 15% of men.

>>34500307
why are sloths so ugly and cute at the same time

>>34500307
Basic biological urges

Why do you see it as sexual?

>implying i have the luxury of having a "type"

>>34500300
my type doesn't exist

feels bad man tbqh

>>34500318
Not even subconsciously?

Doesnt your benis prefer certain girls over others?

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>>34500266
Are you asking how to get gf on /r9k/. Nigga just invite her somewhere few times, study together etc. After that you start to invite her to more romantic places like restaurants or shit like that and then just ask her
>Maybe we should give us a chance?
I failed but you can do it. Just remeber one thing if you get rejected don't show your autism.


t. failed normie

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>>34500266
The same path? Wait what, I really am not following you here. Why don't you want to pursue something with this new girl?

>>34500484
well she's a tad underage so i dont think pursuing a relationship is an option
>>34500428
im kinda seeing how to stop wanting a girl i cant have

If it wasn't for wagework I wouldn't have any social contacts at all.

lol ill buy whatever i want for lunch and maybe even start planning my summer trip to japan tomorrow. When was the last time you travelled, NEET?

>>34500245
>Enjoying your last day of freedom,
>says the faggot depending on government pity money

Top kek.

>>34500244
Does he record you in the shower?

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>>34500244
What did he catch you doing?

Evidence for what?