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It's to late anon, from now on all you'll want is a prostate orgasm and wondering how much better it would feel with the added warmth and pressure of a cock pumping cum into you at the same time

>>34500981
>hemeroids

fucking lube up you nitwit


there is no going back btw, you dont unteach yourself how to ride a bike, you just stop riding them

>>34500981
Just make sure you don't resort to a comb with a rubber glove over the handle

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>>34500980
Sorry OP, this is an anime website. Anime will be posted even though I am a guy.

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gomen ne onii-chan

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But I'm a cute boy so it's okay

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>>34500955
>tfw no backup chan

420chan. If anything this is my backup chan for them.

2x4chan, Finalchan, Ni-chan if it's still up

>>34500943

o.o

ok senpai senpai

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can you move up the hierarchy?

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>>34500943
>mfw I'm outside that hierarchy

Well, we can't stop you fag.

>>34500875
you won't, i guarantee
you'll be tempted to sit there and enjoy the warmth and then quickly realize that you need to hurry and clean up before it dries in your hair and on your skin

Did this when I was 12
You're going to either feel regret or indifference

>>34500816
>Can you tell me your experience with SSRIs?
Sertraline made my stomach hurt
>Do SSRIs fuck your dick/libido up?
Sertraline didn't but Venlafaxine(SNRI) did
>Do you go back to normal after stopping them?
idk but probably
>I've heard it gets worse long term.
Venlafaxine ruined it for a few months but then it got back to normal
still taking it

I can't remember what I had, but the meds I had for depression fucked me up super bad. They made me completely apathetic and suicidal, fucked up my libido and ability to be attracted to other people.

To this day, my libido is still fucking weird and detached for the most part, and I was on meds years ago. From personal experience, I would never recommend this shit to anyone. When I quit, I actually lost weight, started socialising and forcing myself to do things. I'm still a mess, but I am less of a mess, and meds did nothing to help that.

I took Paxil for several months. It made it almost impossible to orgasm, to the point where I was pretty much hurting myself trying. It also made me even more horny. Oh, and the most painful acid reflux ever. I'd wake up at night screaming because it felt like my chest was on fire.

I'm on Prozac now. It's probably cut my libido in half, at least, which is nice because I'm a robot.

>>34500731
what makes you different from the other thousand people on this board afflicted with this disorder?

fuck off self diagnosed cunt

>>34500767
not self diagnosed fag

>>34500760
nothing

>>34500696
I don't really even care about sex anymore because if she doesn't have legitimate feelings for you it's pretty much nothing.

t. turbopermavirgin

i love you anon
too bad you'd never let me pound your boipussy

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>6'4
>average face
>athletic build

>lot of opportunities for one night stands but only interested in a relationship
>manage to scare every potential qt away after they slightly get to know me and notice I'm not a normie

M-maybe the next one appreciates me for who I am

>>34500693

in a heartbeat and if anyone disagrees they're fags who unironically like traps and should probably seek professional help


/thread

>>34500720
I second what this anon says.

>>34500693
Sure senpai as long as she's not uggo

>>34500614
God I hate watching girls fight. If there's no titties or pussies popping out then it's a complete waste of time.

>>34500713
>literally shaking

I thought that was just a meme

>>34500713
I remember watching a fight on WSHH two girls were fighting in the subway in New York and this guy randomly starts pissing on one of them

i'd be sad because i couldn't keep her.

>Listen i don't want jump to anything too quickly here but I have a whole shelf of boardgames here that sorta need at least one other player? Wanna kill some Demons?

>>34500600
that's actually p qt anon, would partake

It's fucking disgusting that everytime I open /r9k/ I see pictures of mens assholes and dicks flooding the catalog. Please give these fags their own containment board or make them fuck off back to /b/.

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>>34500533
Don't fight it anon
We know you like them

>>34500694
You are on /r9k/ 90% of the people here enjoy traps and boipussy maybe if you dont like it head back to /b/ you sound very hostile maybe you Bisexual and in denial.

>>34500521

this is true. this website amplifies the idea of me

>>34500537
Lets circle jerk on the factual happenstances of our lives

What is interesting about you on paper?

>Meet a chick, either in real life or the internet
>She takes an interest in me
>Tries to get to know me
>After a while, she insists there's "something more!" to me than just the depressive loser on the surface
>Eventually realises that there's, in fact, nothing below the surface
>I'm just a depressive, hateful loser all the way down

This has happened at least 10 times now. Probably more, if I bothered to remember.

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>>34500517
>girlfriend

you are on the wrong fucking board cunt, fuuck off.......you alredy made it, wtf you here for, fuck off normie! and god bless REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34500517
Question if she has a feminine penis you are on the right board, if not fuck off M8

>>34500635


"""""""""normies""""""""""" have issues too mate that go beyond women pandering

I would argue ones far deeper than yours

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>'your nose isn't wet are you not sexually excited haha?'

>>34500499
I know this feel, just because you're indifferent to animals normals think you're a fucking psychopath.

Your father is the true sociopath harming that poor animal. You're iindifferent,