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What would your ideal life look like anon?

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It begins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVQ2AhNqll8&t=238s

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The man on the left is Greg Gutfeld, he is 5'5" and ugly, he is happily married to the woman on the right, Elena Moussa, who is 5'8" and a 8/10. What is your excuse?

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>tfw no boyfriend to rate my playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6HWv8KDh7krsos7-N_GlAh8WFW_avnUl

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What do you think about a 24 year old with an 18 year old?

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I'm totally not going to do any of this, Mr. NSA, I'm just curious

I never tried LSD myself and I don't even know what it is like, but say that I have a scary quantity of LSD to take in all at once, such as 700 mics (micrograms), the kind of dosage that makes you have out of body experiences and extra sensory shit, and somehow I manage to drug a person with all of it without they realizing (like putting it on a drink). Then next thing, when their trip is already started and going, I force them to watch enormous screens playing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHXgNn18z90

and this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1DWszSNYtA

and why not some of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQNnnfLvkQ

and all of the time, this is the soundtrack blaring on some loud ass boomboxes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw

while I terrorize them wearing a clown mask and force them to watch the screens and scream on their faces if they don't, while taking care so that they don't die of heart attack of overheat

Supposing this goes on for hours, after the trip is over and even I am tired of doing it, what would be the colateral effects into the head of the victim of all of this?

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Hey guys, it's me, Anon. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there. All that are getting bullied at school and shit, and you're thinking about killing yourselves... Well I've got something to tell you: It gets worse.

That's right, you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck. Yeah. life sucks!
But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex. Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be all those memories to beat off to.
So I mean, if you're gonna kill yourself... do it because life is fucking retarded, not because you're a fucking queer.

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>start chatting with a guy from here
>talk every day
>genuinely fall in love with him
>month passes
>he says that he can't have feeling for me because we are on the opposite sides of the world
W-why does this happen to me

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Am I the only person that thinks female buttholes are cute?

Not into farts or scat either. I just think smooth, hairless buttholes are qt and aesthetic as fuck

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Excuse The Fn@f stuff.

But wouldn't you want to be just like Ennard?
>Capture a Chad or Stacy
>Scoop Him/Her

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WOJAK! I'll have you working a double shift today.

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ITT:Small things you do to benefit society

When my dad falls asleep with the TV on, I make sure to turn it off.

I send red pill videos to friends who enjoy them.

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Matched with a fatty on tinder. Not attracted to her but i need a gf. Should I message her?

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> want to start attending gym
> have no motivation
> have no idea what to do inside
> have no idea where to pay
> have no idea how to use machines
> have no friends to ask

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Who /theworstoftheworst/ here?

>be me 26
>still useless NEET
>Mommy works 2 jobs so I can sit at home and do nothing
>had a good job at a factory making $19 an hour but got fired showing up to work tripping on acid
>literally have no extra money for spending but blow it anyhow on beer and cigarettes
>yell and scream at my cat to stress him out
>I even masturbate with the door open and mom walks in all the time
>make mom cry alot

I can't wait for her to move away next month so I can kill myself for being fucking terrible.