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DUDE THE GOVERNMENT IS AFTER ME LOL

put randall and cartman in a box
and also ralph and milhouse in one body

except milhouse and ralph split their soul in half and enter randall and cartman's brain cavity

>randall and cartman have babies

there is the spawn of r9k

There's a simple explanation for this, they're Jews.

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nope.

I never knew love, friends or joy.

>>34505382
Do you think it's better that way? Personally I feel the absence of happiness, love, and fulfillment, hurts even more because it's something I did get to feel at some point

>>34505263
>back in school we were a group of 4 friends with a few more that would occassionaly hang out with us
>went to each others houses multiple times in a week
>sleepovers, video games, board games and so forth
>played online together practically every day when we got home from school if we weren't at someone's house

It wasn't a perfect time but I truly treasured the time I spent with my friends back in the day.

For the past few years we've been lucky to hang out more than a few times throughout a whole year, its no-ones fault really, people went off to University and other life things.

Now the days just feel so empty, sometimes I just think about how boring my life is now when I can't see my real friends on a regular basis.

I'm not a virgin though, I've been fucked in the boipucci

god i'm so ready to die. let her shoot me to death

Stand still and welcome the sweet embrace of death.

>not a virgin
>considers himself a robot

Its time for you to make like a tree and leave

I just recently realized that everyone can tell that even if I don't know them, I hate them and I'm just forcing myself to try to socialize. I think it's because I think it's what I'm supposed to do.

>>34505135
Getting dangerously drunk and fucking a landwhale once over 3 years ago hardly makes me a non-bot. The only things that have changed since is that I get insulted for my "taste in women" and fapping feels fucking hollow. I can't get landwhales to fuck me if I'm not drunk and I can't get that drunk again without risking another fucking therapy ambush.

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>>34505058
I would change the style up a bit, maybe put it up and part it. It will look thicker. Pic related

>>34505058
dude weed lmao

also

>starting a normie thread

kek

>>34505058

OP, what shoes are you wearing in that picture?

waifus are just a coping mechanism, of course I'd leave her in a heartbeat

>waifu

How pathetic can a human being get

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>>34505050
>leaving my waifu for a 3D girl
Only normies need physical contact.

Well first off, everyone will assume you're gay. Its the #1 gay male job. Second it sounds a lot better than it is, you have to take this 1 month training course usually in vegas where they stuff you in a house with a bunch of other trainees and give you like $10 a week to live off of and no transportation. Its also hard to even get into the job in the first place, lot of competition.

People talk about equality but ultimately business is business. Employers want pretty faces interacting with customers. Can you be a waiter if you're male? Maybe, if you're really pretty. It's more likely that they'll hire a popular female waitress that calls everyone "hun." You get to do the men's work in the back of the house.

>>34504999
Its an ok job if youre not a fag

This is the comfiest /r9k/ server out there.
Come join mein niggers

>>34504932
bumping my thread bump bumpasdl;fjkasdfj

>>34504932
bump... come join the true r9k experience

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>>34504918

#bestfriends
#mybestie
#bestieshalloween

>>34504918
Dude that guy is pretty fucking deep in the friend zone.

>>34504982

one could say that he's so deep in the friendzone, she's got him on a leash.

>>34504915
Kill yourself my dude

No one will miss you

>>34504942
Maybe senpai

Ogegwiavwksv

Why do you get neetbux?

And you're still a teenager, things can get better.

Drinkings a depressed, stop.

fantastic thread OP

tfw nice toilet to poop in
tfw nice toilet paper to wipe my butt after im done pooping

>>34504903
>not just peeing on a cute boy when you see him
It's like you've never heard of Diogenes

it's -probably- a meme, just saying.

Because sociopaths say what the women want to hear and they fall for it every fucking time.

>>34504864
>all those criminal psychos who get girls throwing themselves at them
>all the psychos on here who get women to send them nudes or even fuck them irl
>all those women who voted for trump (one of the biggest sociopaths in modern times)
Are they genetically superior somehow?

Do I have to act like a sociopath to get laid?

Can't post the template because my post isn't original.

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Now incomplete AND slightly outdated!

>>34504911

Fatguy is a hero.

>>34504762
I know how you feel m8, I have to get up early as fuck and doing mind numbing office work for 8 hours whilst trying to converse with my co-workers. I miss being a NEET so much.

>>34504762
I work extremely long hours for three days a week on Fri, Sat, Sun or Sat, Sun, Mon.

It's much preferable to the five or six days a week bullshit. The other four or five days, I can just sit at home being a piece of shit.

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our snek queen

>>34504688
I didn't know that I was going to masturbate to Proxxy Paige when I woke up this morning. Guess it's gonna happen now.

>>34504688

Fine.

Origanal

>>34504688
>Don't browse anything other than /lit/ /fit/ and /sci/.

The shittiest board on all of 4chan. Just add /x/ to the mix and you have them all.