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Start crying and run out of the arena because of my crippling anxiety.

>>34506826
>Being at a stadium
>Being in any kind of public congregation at all

Top normie

>>34506826
Turn red af, and wait for the other person to make the next move

post a pic and i'll tell you if i have any use for you ;)

>>34506791
No. As a lesbian, I can say that butch dykes have no use. If I was attracted to masculinity I'd be bi, and date a man, I'm pretty and I want a pretty girlfriend.

The're so rare and the fact that lesbians seem to want to be masculine is one of the most infuriating things. Guess I'll die alone.

>>34506814
No.

>>34506860
I don't look like a man. But I look like I have not hit puberty yet. I have no hips or chest. I have no feminine charm if my body is pretty much a rectangle.

>>34506754
Vanishing point from 1971 (iirc)

edge of tomorrow

oregami

>>34506754
Walter Mitty's alright

>>34506742
Fucking hang (you)rself, cunt

>>34506760
the (you)s are gone NOOOOO WHHHHHHY WTF I MISS MY (you)s

>>34506847
y-you?????
y-you wot senpai a lamb

That's way too much money to be blowing on a girl on the first date, anon. She's gonna think you're creepy.

>>34506711
Wait what?

You did get datecucked. You went to an expensive restaurant and paid for some flowers on top of that.

>>34506858
but all the movies have taught me that this is how its done! not once have I seen dr. asshole take the new team member on a trip to a coffee bar!

You won't and can't. She'll be able to tell you're faking being "cool" a mile away and think you're a double loser

>>34506638
show her your collection of little anime girl reaction images

>>34506638
depends how old she is

>>34506567
I feel you anon, I just got done talking with a girl and realized that I took a very submissive tone, and also my voice cracked a couple times and I'm angry at myself

First of all though, people don't notice this as much as you think they notice. They're not analysing each sound you make, they're too busy processing the words.

Not that they don't notice at all, it's just not at the forefront of their mind. That said I have some tips.

Personally, somtimes I can manage a low relaxed tone, it just takes mental focus. Tell your self to relax while you're talking, remind yourself to talk slower.

I think what's most important is your tone and pace, and how you carry yourself, not your voices pitch.

>>34506861
Thanks, anon.

I think I read somewhere that your voices tone is second only to body language in terms of conveying your message to another person. I think having a good voice tone will help in all aspects of life.

My voice cracks a lot too... it's completely embarrassing.

Yo anon do you stutter or something ? If so its not a big deal only insecure people would make it into one
"" origano orgamo

>>34506550
Tell her to go to the toilet.
And possibly seek medical help, that's entirely too much gas

>>34506550
sniff in the passed wind for a while until im too turned on then succ her cock

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Jesus christ OP im fucking dying

If I wanted to be a Christian why would I not just convert to Judaism? Christianity is just a lazy, pagan ripoff of the original thing.

>>34506521
Because atheist priests don't rape little boys.

I'm a transsexual

>>34506501
Not with that trip.

If I get dubs then I will get a gf (female) that isn't a whore.

Oh plz magic conch let me get a good bowl of spaghet.

>>34506486
weridest shit ever.

I'm a girl (male) and I've been drawing every day for months so that I can make my own self-insert porn. The content featuring people like me is usually limited to specific fetishes so it's hard to self-insert

>>34506532
yooo what are your weird ass fetishes

we need to know.

Good going OP, I bet you smell nice and clean. :)

>>34506493
Thanks anon! Yeah, I think so!

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>>34506482
For some reason I want to tell you to get a haircut
Get a haircut anon

age, height, what does she look like, how did you meet

Wear a banana hammock and nipple clamps.

Very easy Op

Step 1. Just be yourself! :)
Step 2. Dress in flame clothing
Step 3. Compliment her and be a gentleman!
Step 4. Buy her whatever she wants!
step
Step 5. Ask her for a stroll in the park
Step 6. Take her to a nearby alley and GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY YOU FUCK

>>34506363
You should probably ask fit or reddit. This isn't the best place to ask this question

It's hot anon. Love to bareback my wife and fill her up. Condoms are ok but raw is better.

You can have a gf though. Do you talk to girls?

I'm a fag, so I've never bedded a woman, but I do creampie in my bf on a regular basis.
I don't know why, but it feels much better than jizzing in a condom. Makes you feel more accomplished.

>>34506354
>Sister found the poop protector

w-what is a poop protector

Poop protectinger xd??? What de fugg