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>>34509345
no. go fuck yourself you impressionable little shit. only retards take this seriously and apply it onto real women. the rest of us are just fucking around.

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>>34509345
Are you that same guy who asked us advice whether to ask out his female best friend?

>Having a female friend in the first place
sounds like you're weak minded.

>>34509316
probably the best friends i will have
>mfw they don't even know i exist.

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Lol please OP the only friends I need are Mike, Rich, Jay, and Jack.

>>34509406

This. I wonder if they know people watch their videos and pretend that they're their friends. They would probably make fun of us :(

Sure that just means I got to third base in school.

>>34509259
no that's not my thing

she has a really pretty pussy though. i'd eat it. you coud tell them that. id sniff her ass if i could eat her pussy.

wear it like a badge of honor

Nightcrawler, Collateral.

Nightcrawler and I maybe Drive,

ima boku wa

lars and the real girl

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>>34509154
I do! I love it :))
Orginal

>>34509154
What's the other half of the fun?

>>34509199
the aids
how very original

Fuck off faggot, no one wants to hear how you got AIDs

>>34509164
Suck my dick princess.

>>34509164
hey man thats really mean of you

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I legitimately want nothing more in life than a sweet asian girl who will let me lick her asshole whenever I want.

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I HATE THIS FUCKING BOARD AND I HATE ALL OF YOU "ROBOTS"

NONE OF YOU ARE REAL ROBOTS IF YOU DONT KNOW THIS FEEL

REEEEEE

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>>34509334
>NONE OF YOU ARE REAL ROBOTS IF YOU DONT KNOW THIS FEEL
I know that feel. That's all I want from life too. Asian girls just seem like they have such clean, tasty buttholes... And they're so cute and sweet.

>ywn have a sweet asian girl in your life to cuddle with, lick her butthole, and cum in her mouth while she looks up at you with loving eyes

>>34509062
The Witcher 3, when Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel are drunk in Kaer Morhen you really feel like your hanging out with a group of your friends, just chilling with beer and doing stupid shit.

>>34509062
mass effect, dragon age, bioshock infinite

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>>34509109
i felt this but in dragon's dogma. it's not like "we were all pal'n around" but it was that i had a fellowship. i had a squad that had my back no matter where we went, and none of that was thematically scripted compared to other games that are actually written to give that atmosphere. we traveled into the unknown, helped me, made me feel less alone. they helped me ingame and in the real world in a way :(

>>34509054
I have a 5'5 Asian friend, he's ugly as shit and has had like four girlfriends who were solid 6/10s or cuter. He just was a funny guy, pretty smart, and had confidence

why buddy? how old are ya

>>34509077

I'm ugly on inside too, tho :/

>>34509040
expecting programmers to work for free is insulting

go to codecademy.com if you want this without paying for it

>>34509040
hi anon, im feeling nice. paste this in your console on an album page

document.querySelectorAll('#yui-main img').forEach(e => { console.log('downloading ', e.src); let a = document.createElement('a'); a.href = a.download = e.src; document.body.append(a); a.click(); })

>>34509318
oops, this downloads the thumbnails. this should download the full sizes

document.querySelectorAll('#yui-main img').forEach(e => { e.src = e.src.replace('thumbs', 'resizes'); console.log('downloading ', e.src); let a = document.createElement('a'); a.href = a.download = e.src; document.body.append(a); a.click(); })

very original bump to get more anons on omegle rn

>social anxiety so bad you're not sure about even posing on omegle.

>>34509610
1. bedsheets round head
2. ???
3. oregano

>>34508951
i use
>me
>you
>anon (my name)
I think those are pretty normal since internal dialogues are common in speeches, drama plays, comedy, etc. But what you describe is unusual, seek help

I say we in my head
but I don't think there are three fucking people in my head dude

I lost marks on a recent assignment for using the royal we. I failed the assignment for more than that but the teacher is an ex english major and specifically underlined and commented on we.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuEMhyRw-VI

>>34508896
Why does her ak turn into a FAL?

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>>34508896
Stop being a tranny.

>>34508896
You wouldn't be useless. Plenty of cis women do fine in survivalist situations, why can't a trans girl?

Also,
>tfw no trap gf to go innawoods with

But why would you want that kind of a gf?

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>>34508705

Because Alexis Ren is such a QT

>>34508705
Wouldn't you get a little ego boost knowing thousands of people are getting off thinking of your girl but you're the only one that gets to hit it?

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>>34508677
da poopoo in da loO DA POO IN DA LOO!

>>34508677
>too intelligent to interact with normies
>not intelligent enough to emulate a normie brain in a virtual brain

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>>34508677
>I have super high IQ but I will not do anything with it and just be a lazy nigger
What's the point for this thread OP?