I got a bag of beef jerky for my birthday but I've been trying not to eat meat for the past few months because "muh ethics".
Is it more important to stay consistent with my convictions or to appreciate a gift that was given to me?
>>38994904
just eat it then after that do not eat meat
It's fine with a gift. The other person was the one contributing to the demand of animal abuse.
>>38994904
It doesn't count if it's birthday related. Eat the jerky.
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said "she's perfect" and I felt
on /r9k/ it's only she
who is autistic as me
so I'm making plans to fucking kill myself
>>38994892
n-no
i wish i looked that good
>>38994847
>so I'm making plans to fucking kill myself
Anon, that would really upset your waifu, don't do it!
>>38994847
I saw a girl and thought "she's perfect" once. I was, at the time, suicidal. Something about her shut everything else out and I suppressed my autism long enough to get her to date me.
And guess what? It was the worst fucking decision I ever made. She was an emotionally abusive, clingy drunk, with more baggage than the cargo hold of a fucking 747.
My point is, don't waste your time dreaming of pretty girls.
>"Anon why don't you just wash your face"
fucking this a million times over
>>38994814
>started washing my face with benzoyl peroxide morning and night
>acne went away
You are doing it wrong, OP. You are supposed to use a face wash with salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide.
I was never so close to going on an animalistic rampage as when people told me to "just wash my face"
I was so close to the edge, thank god for accutane
is it still worth all the effort having a long distance relationship? I've had two before and the first one we did meet up but in the end it didn't work out (we were too young at that age) and the second well the person just got bored of me after a year. Now I've been talking with this person and something is striking up but I just don't wanna commit to this if the last one is just gonna repeat itself, but at the same time I'm afraid I could be missing out on something good.
pic unrelated
>>38994735
Those shows have completely different brands of comedy
>>38994735
If you're not doing anything IRL you might as well anon. Just keep in mind the goal should be to eventujally be together.
do you even watch any of them?
What kind of laptop should I buy for college?
Thinkpad.
They're cheap and small. You may or may not look like autistic to your peers though.
>>38994310
surface book is pretty good. It's the one I have.
>>38994371
I have this as well. Every bone in my body screamed not to buy it, but it was very cheap (through my school deal) and I wanted something with a good screen. So far, its pretty good. I cant figure out how to take the screen off though, and I wish I had gotten the one without the Nvidia GPU so I would have better battery.
Should I bother with Tinder if I have no Facebook friends? Or should I just make an account and set it to private? Ould that be weird?
I feel like I have a chance of losing my virginity if I send my large dick pics to girls
>>38994275
>I feel like I have a chance of fornicating
NO
1 Corinthians 6
13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power.
15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
>>38994295
I don't want to spend my whole life here in the hell that is /r9k/
>>38994363
Then find a qt 3.14 Christian conservative girl that won't fornicate with you. You don't want to make Jesus angry right?
You really don't want to make Jesus angry
Matthew 13
41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Revelation 14
9 And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
No comfy thread? let's fix this situation.
Post a comfy pic and discuss your feels.
I have a bad feeling im not going to be waking up early tomorrow.
i don't want to be alone right now
>>38994272
Why do you think that anon?
Is your health bad, is your life threatened?
>>38994300
We all know that feel anon.
>Walk away from computer for 5 fucking minutes
>windows 10 shuts down all my shit for updates and takes fucking forever
>have a deadline to meet for work
I swear to fucking god I hate this operating system so fucking much
Why does all software suck so much?
>>38994250
>windows
>10
Its like you're asking to get your shit fucked up
>doesn't know how to set active hours in the settings
>>38994250
>2017
>not emulating a windows system using gpu passthrough on your linux machine
learn2rice
I masturbate to girls stepping on crickets and occasionally goldfish on the daily. How about you, anon? What is your most depraved fetish?
I think I have a rather wholesome fetish, all things considered.
>>38994138
goldfish crackers i understand, but cickets? do you have no empathy? I understand not caring much if a cricket dies, but masturbating to its sufferring? what the fuck
I want to get raped by a bunch of hunters from l4d2 and l4d1
I'm not joking either
What is your fetish?
Mine is pic relatedhelp, I was eating a bit of pie and I got a chub thinking about gaining weight. Help.
>>38993980
welp i kinda look like your pic OP
i feel disgusting, i just want to be cute
I want to be shrunken down to about an inch tall and have some guy do lewd things to me.
>>38993994
You're probably cute~
Dont worry chubby boys
>"Anon, quit playing on your computer and cuddle with me!"
>>38993867
No I don't like it when your cock hardens in your pjs and rubs against my thigh.
>>38993867
It's not like I can pause it or just leave it's an online game you dumb bitch my team is relying on me.
>>38993867
Shut up nigger your jewish lol
What anime are my favorite anons obsessing over at the moment?
>tfw haven't felt this comfy and good in months
>>38993477
Gangsta is pretty good
Started watching that dragon maid show so I would understand the memes, but now I am actually enjoying it.
Also watched Kyokai no Kanata recently, which made me sad and I watched Gabriel Dropout which put me back at normal.
Dragon Maid still, it's so fucking comfy
What are some good robot-tier games?
Why are they good for robots?
>>38993412
>single player
>just you versus the dungeon
Planescape Torment desu. Best story ever told in a video-game and super comfy.
>single player winter survival game
>player is completely alone in the wilderness with nothing but the winds and wolves to keep him company
>best way to live out your misanthropic, loner fantasies
>unfortunately the dev is a cuck with the inability to take criticism, but that's beside the point
Post proof of life being of intelligent design. I'll go first.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zipf%27s_law
>>38993408
Review of Stinky Steve.
>>38993463
that kid is a robot in the making
>earth is the only planet with life on it
>it "coincidentally" has all the water and food that life needs to survive
What did he do wrong? I read his memo. It wasn't even that bad. Am I missing something?
>>38993218
SJW's got butthurt because he chose to look at sex (gender) critically instead of blindly worshipping women
>>38993218
He violated against company policy (no matter what your politics -- that's career suicide) and caused Google a PR nightmare.
>>38993281
Did he go against there policies? He was certainly critical of their policies in the memo, like his views on their "diversity" initiatives. But it seems like he just spoke his mind. He's suing Google