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dear stars

I have been bitten by a spider twice tonight. Had a huge red spot on one leg.

I don't know what kind. Black widow, brown recluse maybe? It was done on purpose. They (as in my mother) put them there. Either to lead me to a song or to murder the fuck out of me. The bites really hurt.

how much longer? I'm afraid I might not make it before being murdered.
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Dear J,
I left you a message in the previous thread. Don't forget about what I said, I was dead serious about it.

- S
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>>34510128
Dear S,

I can't read minds. Stop thinking I know what you're talking about.

- J
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What is this


organil

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One of my friends saw a pic of me that was from a family reunion on facebook and said I had autism shoes?
I looked it up and it almost everything im wearing is considered "autistic"
Why do fucking normies care so much about clothing? I dont give a fuck what I wear, I dont have dress shoes or anything so I just wore my usual shit.
Is there really such thing as autism clothes or is it just a salty normalfag fascination?
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>>34509966
You're qt op
I don't mind that you wear autism shoes
More pics?
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>>34509966
Dress clothes + sneakers = autism my man.
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obviously not. normie idiots make a big deal out of everything thats not normie. i like your shoes dude.

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>it's a Truman tries to suck his dick in the bathroom but breaks his back episode
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>It's a Truman rapes the family dog episode
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>/tv/ is leaking again
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>its a Truman plays FIFA 12 for twelve hours episode

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How do I get weed while on vacation in mexico?
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Buy it?
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Literally doesn't know where to buy weed in the weed capital of the world
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mexican weed is shit, you can last two weeks without it

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I seriously need one
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>>34509922
Only one? I guess I could be your friend.
20/M/Texas
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friends are overrated

origano orgrimmaro
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>>34509922
No!

original of originals

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You get to change one event in your life? What would it be robots? inb4 "being born"
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>>34509918
Being conceived
Oregano
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>>34509918
>go back in time 9 years
>put my hand on hers and tell her to stop and wait
>let the speeding truck pass before merging onto the highway
my entire life for nine years has been focused around this one event. It's affected my academic, later professional life, my social life, and even my family life. Losing someone you wanted to build your life around really screws you up.
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>>34510815
Be someone she would be proud of. Even if you lying anon, find the most important person in your life, alive or dead, and make them proud.

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Hey brobots, it saddens me to hear that you guys wuld be so happy and live so casually alone and friendless. The amount of lonley suicide memes on this fucking board is horrible. I want to help. Tell me what the fuck is wrong with you and why you're alone, and I'll try my best to help and give advice, even go as far to give you guys my kik to casually talk.
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You can start by getting the fuck off my board you normal faggot.
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maybe i just dont fucking want friends. everything is fucking wrong with me. get out dude
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>>34510309
>normal faggot
I've on this board for years, you're just mad I stopped loathing and went out and socialized.

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you ARE going out on a date for valentine's day right r9k?
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I go with my mum. She acts like a wing-girl for me.
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those candies are shit
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>>34509869
dunno.
she still playing hard to get

Death is not a formidable force to be feared, but an avenue to the successive vestige of our being.
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>>34509840
might it be time for S U I C I D E H O U R?
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Death is just another path, one that we all must take....

No, but seriously, I hope it's the empty nothingness that atheists say it is. I'm really tired. Just want to go to sleep and never wake up.
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>>34509840
shave your eyebrows again Don

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What are you addicted to robots? I just spent 1,000 dollars on a piece of cardboard (pic related).
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>>34509797
I didn't know that card existed.

Also, fuck legacy, fuck vintage, and fuck anyone who would put that in a commander deck.

~(casual magic player)
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I am addicted to drugs, cigarettes and alcohol.

But I collect pens and pencils. Barely ever use them because no motivation, but I like finding new types of pens on the internet and buying them.
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I'm addicted to poker.

usually just blow 25 bucks here and there on online poker because I don't havea lot of money...one time I won a tournament for 1200...probably have broken even by now

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"Oh, hello there anon..It's been a while, you haven't forgotten me or my message have you
I'd hate to have died in vain"

How do you react
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>>34509595
literally who?
i forgot this board had to have original comments
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>>34509595
Wtf are you smoking...
Originally lo coming tato
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Elliot, I'm so lost. Can you please draw from your wisdom and offer me some guidance?

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Any other fucked up people on here want to share their stories of abuse as a child? It's nice to vent every now and then.

I was sexually abused as a young boy and now QUITE homosexual.
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>>34509540

Female here. Was sexually abused by my best friend, also a girl, when I was eight and she was ten.
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>be me
>8 years old
>piss and shit in my pampers
>mom touched my weewee while 'cleaning' me
>can't forget the memory
now i have severe trust issues
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>>34509567
People never consider the female abusers... society gives them a free pass, unfortunately.

>>34509574
Man... you just reminded me of a memory that I've always been conflicted about. When I was about 6 laying in bed I remember my mom touching me there saying she was making sure I clean correctly there, and have never really known whether or not she was sincere...

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Why are there so many ass hole threads on /r9k/ right now??

Is this some kind of new meme?

>>34509259
>>34508434
>>34509095
>>34506550
>>34504000
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>>34509447
Thanks for the compilation, bro. I know what I'll be doing for the next 3 minutes now
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I-It's just a coincidence, anon. J-just move along. Don't think too hard! Heehee
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girl asshole threads are a welcome alternative to trap threads

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thank yu for reading my message you 're cool and my friends :-) do you want to be my best freids? i hope you are haveing a good day and goodnight ! do you have a thing to say on your mind? say to me!i am listening to you now

only happiness froom now on plese . find a good thing every day even if its issmall like a funy photo:) do yuo like this dog ?
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Thak you for the dog picture
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>>34509429
no problem it is my plesure !thanks for the picture how is your day? you can be my friend. :- )
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>>34509539
You made my day good

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I'm doing well in college, but I find it next to impossible to relate to anyone. I have a few people I talk with, but essentially no close friends. I feel like years of social isolation and internet use has fucked me in the head. Anyone else feel this way?
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There's gotta be someone out there for you

You just gotta go and find em
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I feel the same way, normies ask me why I'm so quiet and I don't answer because I just don't fucking care anymore. The same question my whole life. You know what? Sometimes I DO let people into my life, but I feel like every time they get close enough to see the real me, they turn around and run away.
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>>34509371
I'm actually going out with a qt tomorrow,
she doesn't want kinds, so I got a reason to dump her later on if things get serious

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