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When will King MAGA legalize hookers? I want to lose my virginity in a manner consistent with free market principles, but I don't want to break the law and drive up crime statistics unless a democrat is in office.
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Escorts make a killing here because it's illegal. Im not sure .
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>>34511118
Artificial wage floor.
Makes Stacies think that lukewarm hole between their legs is more valuable than it really is.
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>>34511088
Not cool, man.
My girlfriend is an escort and this would ruin her career. Fucking cuck.
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Fat robots, what did you binge on today?
>I just ate an entire packet of mint chocolate biscuits, and drank 2 litres of cola
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>>34511067
Had a second portion of veggie chili with my dinner.
I'm so bad hee hee
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I've been posting my dinner every night now for the last couple weeks, I'm eating a whole pie tomorrow though, and either chicken or more Chinese
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>>34511169
What's a Chinese pie?
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Got a GF today, ask me anything 2017-01-30 04:55:30 Post No.34510991
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Got a GF today, ask me anything
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Hey guys. So as the subject line says I got my first GF ever today. Before you tell me about how much I should leave, just hear me out.
I like this board. A lot. I can relate with a lot of you guys and I know what you guys are feeling all the time and yeah, it sucks. But look, if I can do it, any of you fuckers honestly can, so don't you dare fucking give up.
I really want to help you out in whatever way I can so if you have questions about like how I met her and how I like got her to like me or whatever, please ask away. I can pretty much recall everything from when I met her to now (dating) so please, I want to try and be helpful here.
I guess you can ree me out in the comments. Maybe I'll find some more pics/gifs to add to my reaction folders.
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>>34510991
see
>>34510406
Help pls
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>>34510991
Why do you think we care?
Orignevada
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>>34511008
You don't have to. That's completely fine. But I know that if I were in the gf-less position trying my darndest to get out of that condition, then I would appreciate something like this.
>>34511005
I'll see what I can do man
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Who had the shittiest life, Barney, Bill, or Moe?
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bill, the other 2 are normalfags
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Moe. The other two had close friends. Moe was always sort of a loner and was most often found with hoodlums when outside his bar.
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>>34511003
Wasn't homer Moe's friend?
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>tfw start getting oneitis for a qt I know of
>I look decent, but socially retarded/mental illnesses
>really want to message her but scared to death of the thought of it
>accepting the fact that I will never be able to cuddle with her and smell her hair
still can't stop thinking about her, every time I do I feel physical pain
Anyways how are you guys doing tonight?
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Why doesn't anyone post in my threads
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>>34510957
here's a (You)
I'm depressed and I have school tomorrow
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>>34511778
That sucks, why are you depressed anon?
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You wiII never hear these words
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no need to rub it in
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>>34510934
If anyone chose me as a boyfriend I'd be the one saying those words desu.
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Source on this please. It looks cute
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Who /memegay/ here?
I love traps and fembois but only on a post-ironic level.
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>>34510918
Same. I tell traps they're cute but then go on /pol/ and post Pence memes. My personality is a frankenstein of various internet subcultures.
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I know that guy in op photo. He's in Canada and only likes BBC like all white sissies should
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>>34510960
Please keep posting. you sound interesting.
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Lol, cuck Trudeau is about to drop to single digit approval ratings and be the laughing stock of the planet. Get ready for a fun week lads.
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>mosque shooting
so what happened?
muslims shot other muslims?
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>>34510906
I can't stand Trudeau, but to my knowledge he still hovers around a 50+% approval rating. That's not that bad.
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yeah Kevinbooker206 is a reliable source.
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Have you ever watched a porno and noticed that the guy's penis is smaller than yours? It's a pretty nice feeling.
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When I shower at the local gym I notice my penis is closer in size to toddlers than it is other adult men. So no, I don't know that feeling.
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>>34511059
That's brutal and sad at the same time
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>>34510895
I see you also partake in JAV
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What's to stop me right now from mixing some poison into bottles of vodka and handing them out to homeless guys on the street. It would be the perfect crime.
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>>34510889
post pics when you do plz
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>>34510889
Cameras and DNA from the bottles.
Not to mention its also pathetic to fuck with people who never fucked with you, if a homeless guy annoyed you then yeah its fair game.
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>>34510889
do it originoli
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Wakey wakey wagecuck. Can't you hear the alarm? There's no point in snoozing it, you're only making it longer and harder for yourself.
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>>34510885
it's sunday you retard
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>>34510938
Monday 6 am in Europe, aka most of civilized world.
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>Mommy said I have to get a job
>Considering using my savings to buy a hobobag and becoming a vagabond
Thoughts, NEETbros?
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I'm suicidal (I tried to strangle myself tonight with a belt and failed, and I beat myself in the head until I stop thinking) and I'm trying to figure out the best way to receive treatment.
I realize I'm not actually ever going to kill myself because I'm too weak and afraid of death, so inpatient isn't necessary and would be too expensive.
Outpatient will take forever to get to. It'll cost a lot too, but I will at least get to go home everyday.
I hate group therapy and therapists in general. It's a bunch of false hope and ingenuity that I can't stand.
I've got a psychiatrist appointment for February, but I don't want to wait that long and lose more brain cells and functionality from beating myself during anxiety attacks.
I don't want to lose my job because of me being too mentally fucked to work. But I can't keep working without treatment.
TL;DR I need immediate help, but I shouldn't be hopspitalized.
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Pretty sure there is some walk in places that you could check out, anon.
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>>34510860
I work in a mental health related field. I'd be happy to talk to you and/or help you find local resources.
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>>34510860
have you tried heroin? its pretty good
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Welcome to the church of Bog 2017-01-30 04:36:14 Post No.34510707
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Welcome to the church of Bog
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Can someone please give a rundown oh who these people are?
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>>34510707
I Was once lost but now I have become bogged
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>>34510707
Sure!
Iq of 1402
Control the rothschilds to control them
Older than time itself
More powerful than god himself
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>>34510766
Please lad, can you give me the rundown
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Have you ever had to put up with someone having sex in the same room as you or in the room next to yours?
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i was trying to make out with a chick on one couch and got swerved while my gay friend got a blowjob on another couch in the same room while a movie played after a party
i wanted to die senpai
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>>34510695
How old were you when this happened to you?
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>>34511283
5 years young at the time
trying to build a reference images of 10/10s (since reasons). so if you could help out just add anyone you think meets the ideal of 10 out of 10 looks wise.
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>>34510651
Here you go famalama
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Here's a nutha famalam
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Hannah <-----