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Life it is not your friend. It will always be full of disappointments and any shred of happiness you may experience shall be quickly ended like a dream you've had in your sleep that was too good to be true.
Whats your excuse for not ending it?
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roastie sister has cut off my mother with early onset dementia and alcoholic dad with ptsd
i need to be there for them even though they're too simple to see what's happening to me. i really want to die but i also don't want them to suffer after im gone so im stuck here.
im a prisoner to life
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>>34511595
Is the fox in the pic just taking a nap?
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>>34511696
it is kill
i forgot where i got it from but it was some photographer taking shots of random dead animals
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Any friendless, kissless hold handless virgin, shut-in neet robots on tonight?
How're you holding up?
What keeps you going?
How do you see your future?
Wanna chat?
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Bad
The fact that I don't want to die yet, I'm not really "going", more stagnating
I like to imagine things but deep down I know its over
I want to shitpost
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32 m virgin los angeles
kik: zsasza
not kissless
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>>34511730
What are you giving out your contact info for?
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Why isn't Robert Crumb the official embassador of /r9k/?
>covered all of the topics from this board over 30 years ago
>showed that you can cheat the system by talking about how you can't handle the system
>displayed his most perverted fantasies not as 'anon', but under his full name
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bumping with sexual fantasy #1
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In case someone thinks /ourguy/ should be racist: he actually was
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caramba
>Tinder
>swipe right 100% of the time to maximize matches
>10 matches received
>look at their profiles
>It's all grossly overweight women
Is it better than nothing?
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>tfw I found a qt with anxiety who actually understands me
You have to play the long game OP. don't just sell yourself short, she's out there. Just make sure your pic is decent and your bio is funny.
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>>34511566
how long did it take to get 10 matches?
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>>34511608
is she fat though?
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I just drank for the first time. 2017-01-30 05:29:21 Post No.34511487
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I just drank for the first time.
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2017-01-30 05:29:21
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didn't even get buzzed and tastes terrible. kinda overrated imho.
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>didn't even get buzzed
Being drunk is when it begins to be fun you cuck.
You also probably got some really cheap shit if it tastes terrible.
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Did you take a sip of your dad's beer or something?
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>>34511487
trust me you def didn't drink
try drinking the entire bottle. first time i ever drank was 750mls of 12.5 wine
i was pretty fucked up but mostly because i was "around" other people and i ended up saying alot of unfiltered shit
btw try drinking that much and doing something mechanical like a super hard videogame or someshit
the effects of alcohol are very apparent but they're also quite shit and highly overrated. i have no idea how anyone can get addicted to drinking. it feels like shit and just the real physical part of literally drinking the liquid is super super super annoying
i'll stick to cocaine tyvm
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I'm tired of normies shilling their discord servers here. Ultra Heaven is a normie server where people go to orbit traps and femanons. John's server is the same.
Click this link if and only if you are an actual shut-in robot.
https://discord.gg/dTG7Kta
Also, comfy thread I guess. Post comfy images and stories.
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>>34511467
Why should I trust you anon?
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>>34511499
You probably shouldn't trust me.
Just go to Ultra Heaven and orbit traps instead.
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>>34511537
Ok anon how do I go to Ultra heaven?
also
True robots don't find discord servers to talk to each other because true robots hate talking to people
Hey r9k, I want to hear your guys opinions on this. What boards do you think is best and worse in its respective topic? For example, I think /fit/ is pretty helpful at fitness advice and gym ethics, especially their qtddtot threads, while I think /mu/ has terrible taste in music and /fa/ has cringe worthy taste in clothes
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>>34511416
n is my favorite board. v is a good place to gauge what videogames are popular, but vg is a way better place to discuss videogames.
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I don't think any board is good at its """respective topic""". Every board has an obsession with doing things the 4chan way and anyway that isn't that way is wrong. If you go to /v/ you're going to get 4chan video games, if you got to /fit/ you're going to learn how to exercise the 4chan way, etc.
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For me it's /ck/ for its easy to understand memes, the best memes.
Why don't you have a sex doll yet?
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>>34511391
>Why don't you have a sex doll yet?
I can't even afford a fucking candy bar mate
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I have a loli sex doll, it's the best.
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>>34511619
>I have a loli sex doll, it's the best.
requesting pictures
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Anyone else here different after doing psychedelics so much/achieving ego death so many times?
How so?
I get those "I am the universe" thoughts a lot and it really calms down.
But I am also pretty disassociated all the time now, and music has permanently changed for me after I discovered I had synesthesia. My tinnitus has gotten a bit worse, though.
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>>34511363
I would say my imagination became intensely more visual in normal, waking life. This is a blessing and sometimes a curse. Psychedelics also made it harder for me to quiet my own mind, but having played around some with meditation I think it can be dealt with. I also gained a pervasive disgust of sex and hedonism that I am unsure of how to reconcile. I wish I could've seen this thread sooner.
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I had my first ego death last month after a bad trip on mushrooms. It was an experience I don't regret but would defiantly not want to have happen again. Easily my least favorite experience so far in life and i have been to the brink of death (although they are pretty similar)I wouldn't mind having an ego death during a good trip though.
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I've taken 100mcg 10s of times without ego death, even though I want to experience it. I have 11 tabs left. How much should I take?
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>like a song by an artist
>decide to give the rest of their albums a listen
>literally nothing else is good or stands out
>you can't even ever say you listen to that artist now because you only listen to one of their songs
Fuck this happens so many times. There's always this one 10/10 song, and the rest of their CAREER is generic and mediocre.
An example? Caesers. Their only good song is "Jerk it out". It's my one of favorite songs and nothing else they've ever put out even comes close. What the fuck.
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>>34511339
U should stop listening to tame impala and father jon mikey and get taste
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>>34511339
>writes a whole buncha words just to say they like one song, but doesn't want people to think they like the band
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>>34511399
I can't really say I love the band when I only like one of their songs, can I? I wish I could say otherwise.
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>It's grey sweatpants season
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you like seeing my bulge fembot?
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It's always grey sweatpants season for me
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>tfw sweatpants, but micropenis
I officially give all women permission to shoot me on sight.
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And just WHERE do you think you're going, nerd?
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I'm either laying on the floor or they are literal fairytale tier giants
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>>34511305
It's a staircase, retard.
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>>34511305
You're just not high enough xD
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Friendly reminder, if you are not:
>male or unpassable trap
>a KHV
>25+
>diagnosed with a mental disorder
>either NEET or in a pleb-tier wagecuck position
>in support of NEETbux/politicians who support NEETbux
>circumcised
>exclusively an Anonymous poster
>attracted to Asians or 2D
>vitamin-D deficient (excluding supplements)
>nearsighted
you are a normie and need to leave this board immediately. Thank you for reading this friendly reminder, and please take the appropriate action.
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What I'd I'm everything from above except nearsighted?
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>>34511216
alright fine you can stay
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>>34511180
after much thinking ive decided to carefully decline your request
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Did you guys see the new yugioh movie?
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Oh shit that's out thanks for reminding me op gonna watch it tomorrow.
>that Tea
my dick is diamonds
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Watches a few episodes of the first series back when it came out, never really appealed though, it was just endless card battles that typically ended in "haa! But I have a trap card!" "aaaaahhhh bakana!". Did it ever get better?
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>>34511394
What the fuck did you expect a show about a card game to be like?
It got better in the sense that they actually started following the rules of the game. Duelist Kingdom was absolute cancer for me trying to play with other kids in real life.
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What sites do you use other than 4chan?
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Youtube is something I use.
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>>34511095
I go on Youtube to watch videos and to listen to music.
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youtube, soundcloud, whatever site fits my porn needs for the hour