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>Oneitis is getting married
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>>34512113
It shouldnt bother you. Your chance of being with her died a long time before that.
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>>34512207
I know, but I still can't get over her no matter how much I try. I want off this ride
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>>34512113
>tfw she invites you to the wedding
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>she likes it when i smack her hard in the face
why are girls retarded?
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>she likes it when I pee on her
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>>34512108
Hey man,
There's nothing wrong with getting off to a little hard smacking in the heat of the moment.
Don't knock it till you try it.
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>>34512108
I don't know, but Rin is eternally best girl
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How much longer do you think things can go on like this and we still be alright?
I don't think I can make another year, friends.
If something doesn't change my 2018, I'm just going to end it myself.
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Got blackout drunk and smashed my fist on a brick wall last week. Can't use my left hand for the next 8 weeks. Life always gets worse. It's all about doing damage control because there is no salvation.
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I will kill myself before I'm 40 or if I'm denied welfare. Don't have any specific goals or such to keep me going.
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try your best and things will get better! i believe in you!
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Somebody give me a boyfriend...
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>>34512077
HURR DURR GIVE MY (YOU)S HURRRRRR
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looks like this is my cue to arrive on the scene
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ok I'll be your boyfriend :3only if you don't have a y chromosome
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dicklets btfo
ORIbtfoGbtfoiNbtfoAbtfoL
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>tfw 7x5.5
it's ok but not big
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Sexual selections exists. If having 18cm of dick was the perfect dick, then 18cm would be the average.
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>>34512042
Im a size queen. Small dicks are just gross. Back when my dick was big, girls liked it and I was the bull a few times. I could also get girls off with my mouth or my hands. Girls usually love oral to start with and they like steady constant pressure and you can be quite rough with them with your hands. Also you should be using your hand to put pressure on their clit when you give them dick as well.
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>mom is older than 30 and has lots of fertility problems
>still pumps me out at age 35
>I'm a 24 year old ugly manchild who didn't get my dad's Chad genes and has never gotten even a part time job despite dropping out of high school 8 years ago
>I could have been spared this life all together so easily
Anyone else?
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>>34512015
me too, except my dad was 55 to boot. gotta love autism
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>>34512015
I know that feel.
>Almost died at age 5 due to something i can't remember but I spent a few months in hospital
>Now 19 y/o loser with zero achievements to speak of
>Severe fucking autism and can't socialise
>Got beat up and bullied nonstop until I dropped out
>Weird andro fem face with a stupid masc body
I hate this. Why was god so cruel.
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36y mother and chad dad here
i'm a loser, also my parents still treat me like a kid at 25
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Why do people Like League of Legends? 2017-01-30 06:07:00 Post No.34512013
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Why do people Like League of Legends?
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Let's take the worst part of an MMO (grinding to the top level) and make that the main mechanic of the game.
Brilliant, flawless, 10/10.
Let's not forget, time consuming, annoying immature userbase, and waiting around for matches to start.
And you also have to learn the detailed builds and nuances to each and every single last champion, google tells me there are 134 champions but there could be more.
It couldn't be any more of a grating chore if it tried. Give me one good reason why I should play this game?
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>>34512013
You shouldn't you're obviously a shitter so please stay playing single player games where retards like you belong.
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>>34512013
because its fun, lets you be a part of a community and lol players arent hard to find irl, good money sink since most people have excess cash, feels fulfilling to climb ranked, and the waifus and husbandos are great
alsocomfy bfs~
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>>34512013
i don't really like it but i have some friends who do, and supporting is kinda fun
i guess i play for the social aspect, but with people i know, not toxic randoms
i am a cuck plz help me out of this situation
>stopped talking to this girl because i'm a faggot
>she randomly msgs me today
>reply 6 hours later
>asks me how's the wagecuckin life
>i tell her its ok
>ask her how her life is going
>mfw she tells me about some guy
what the fuck? how do you even respond to that?
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>>34511943
bump pls is she trying to make me jealous or something
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>>34511943
>lol haha that's great! hey listen I need some advice.
wait for response
>when is it the right time to have sex with someone? it's already the third date and I wasn't sure if I should've done it by the second date lol (sweating emoji)
>what do you think? I really like this girl and don't wanna freak her out or something (crying laughing emoji)
do it and post results
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>>34511943
she's just being a cunty cuntwad
>Be white, middle class, robot
>For whatever reason can emotionally connect to Kodak Black's music
Help. I never felt this way to someones music. I get teary eyed whenever I hear Tunnel Vision
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>>34511899
Whats it about? I've heard that Kodak is trash
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>>34511959
Its about how no one wants him to succeed and they want him to go back to thugging
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i am white, middle class andlike coon toons also and this guy is fucking trash. Fucking get some taste faggot
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>Someone on 4chan not only gives me a (you), but they also be nice to me
>Starr tearing up because I can't remember the last time anyone has shown me kindness
I just want someone that genuinely cares about my existence.
Is that too much to ask for?
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I care about you. If you want someone to talk to, I can link my steam/skype
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>>34511794
Keep in there anon
Somebody will come along one day
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>>34511823
If you give me your Skype I'll message you.
I can message you on steam later down the road
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Has someone made a bog Pepe yet? It would be perfect time to make some. I'm sure people will save it.
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can you give me a quick rundown?
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>>34511779
yeah; /pol/ is retarded
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>>34511779
Sure thing.
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
I feel like a shell /r9k/
>only go to school and back home
>only social interaction is school or projects
>No real friends, like, in the sense that they would pick me for something over any of their other friends if given the choice
>Ironic edgelord humor that hits a good note and makes people laugh sometimes is basically my only value
>the last time I had a legitimate soul-level connection with a human being was 5 years ago in 7th grade
>Everyone I like is asexual (or in the case of my only boyfriend, pretended to be to lose me before he moved) and/or inevitably leaves
How do I break out?
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>>34511748
To top it all off, I just turned 18 and my only value is where I go to college
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You can't just sit around and wait to be invited for shit. You gotta be actively seeking out things to do with the people you like.
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>>34511748
You sound like the typical emo shitlord teenager
Suck it up or kill yourself, get out of 4chan while you're at it because nobody likes underage b&
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20 male here. How do I somehow make sure that my first time having sex isn't embarassing and cringy as fuck? I've always been pretty anxious about not performing well as my first time, and I'm not expecting to be a porn star right off the bat, but is there any way to somehow know what the fuck to do?
It's also even worse now b/c now I'm expected to have lost my virginity by this point and I can't pretend like it isn't my first time b/c I'll suck so bad at fucking her that she'll know..
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>>34511706
should've fucked hookers in vegas
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theres no way for making your first time fool proof
wanna practice? get a hooker
dont like it? too bad
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>>34511736
Like I said, I don't expect to be perfect, but I just don't want it to be super cringy. If I could just get to the point where she cums then I would be fine
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>go weeks without thinking about my insecurities
>see something in a video or something that reminds me of my physical flaws and I spend all day getting depressed about it
>repeat
How can I stop caring completely so this doesn't happen for months at a time instead of weeks?
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you can't. you'll always hate yourself and will never be able to suppress those voices telling you that you're not good enough.
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>>34511668
REEEEEEE IT'S FUCKING TRUE. I'LL NEVER BE HAPPY UNLESS I'M DRUNK OR ENGAGED IN ESCAPISM.
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>>34511688
its okay, just try to keep your mind off it. what do you like to drink to get drunk?
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Did your school teachers like you?
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>anyone in school liking me
hahahaha funny op you got jokesfuckin normie
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I threw a pear at somebody and it missed and shattered the teachers vase in 9th grade. So, no.
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my english teacher did. she was a qt freshly graduated from college.
>tfw she would bend over my shoulder when i had a question