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Just drank 4 litres of Australias finest. Whats new with you guys?
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>goldenoak
>not sunnyvale
do you even goon brah?
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>>34514740
was behind an old bloke at the bottleo this afternoon buying two of these, was that you
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Any femanons in Perth?

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Do girls ever imagine what it would be like to have a penis?
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>unpeeled anteater cock
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yes anon its called penis envy
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some do, yes

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Who else can't sleep? 4;30 AM, my left arm is in fire from cubital tunnel nerve pain.
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>>34514695
Cubital tunnel sucks. I had to rest my arm for a month and take NSAIDs in high dose for a week or 2. It's still there but its not as bad
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>>34514706

it's my fault, I neglected to lose weight, I'm at a weight where splints don't fit me

plus I bought b12 vitamins and haven't been taking them for months like a lazy ass

will do so tomorrow for both, but the damage is done
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West coaster reporting in. It's not so late here, but I do need to get to bed. I'm on my bed enjoying some nice, cold Busch NA. I can't drink alcohol because I am on an antidepressant, but the non-alcoholic beers are refreshing enough I suppose.

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Why haven't you just gotten plastic surgery yet, anon?
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that's a sin
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>>34514649
because the person on the right is no better and deserves no better treatment from anybody else
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I can't get plastic surgery for my personality.

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Hmmm, really make you think. Am I right, goys?
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>>34514618
>davido kun

ahhahahahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
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>>34515785

Honestly he didn't deserve to get that humiliated.
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>>34514618
>implying 3D girls can meet my standards
>implying you're not throwing your money anyway on that 3D girl
At least with waifu merchandise you get something that stays with you forever

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>overweight gf asleep in my arms
>finally not alone in my life
>don't have to worry about being something I'm not
>both virgins, and take relationships super seriously

Fucking a Stacy couldn't give me this.
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>>34514546
You're a mean person anon, do you know that?
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>>34514546
Are you overweight OP?
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>sexless relationship
>pretending to be adults

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When will women suffer for their crimes against me?
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>>34514514
When you make them, that's the only way
Do it! Just do it!
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>>34514514
What crimes have they committed against u, OP?
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Women are plant life. They don't suffer. They flower, wither, and die. Does the plant fear the shears that cut it down? Of course not, don't be stupid.

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I'm so bored of my life right now. I wish something exciting will happen soon.
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go for a run anon
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Why don't you just go do something exciting
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I just watch comfy YouTube until I fall into a blissful and hopefully eternal sleep https://youtu.be/IIEgqybdQTE

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Why do women insist on making an identity out of any little quirk ? It seems every girl I like turns out to be "gender fluid", "non binary", or some other meme thing. What ever happened to being a tomboy or a masculine girl ?
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>>34514465

>It seems every girl I like turns out to be "gender fluid", "non binary", or some other meme thing

I'm almost sure this doesn't happen regularly outside of the pol meme world.
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>>34514465
Where the fuck do you hangout where you've met even one of those people, much less lots of them..
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>>34514481
went to highscool not too long ago and there was a good amount of girls like that.... i'd say like 10%. they all seemed to grow out of it (as an overall identity at least) very quickly, though.

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any fembots wanna show their feet for a footfag to judge?
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r8 away
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>>34514448

H-h-has your toenail been removed on the left foot?
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>>34514466
No it's just been chipped

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Well it finally happened, after 3 years of not having a conversation with women and porn stars with horrific acting and destroyed pussies, never experiencing a GF or kissing/sex of my 18 years on earth. I've given up on women, hentai is the only porn I get aroused from, the anime girls are literal perfection, virgins, cute, young/milf etc. Normal women are nothing but an aging sack of drama who hit the wall in their 30s, I will never look back and miss the smelly fat blob of skin that is the human woman.
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>>34514367
The anime girl in your pic is a trap btw
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>>34514367
thanks 4 the blog update
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>>34514367
Bumpmorgijnsks

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Post all of the times you have acted like Frank
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>>34514333
looks like robert de niro
aka a liberal cuck
into the trash.
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I've never acted like Frank because he is a fucking faggot like you, OP.
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I pooped and wiped my butt then sneezed

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Hypothetically, you're a single father and you have a cute daughter. You're really close to your daughter and have a strong relationship.

One day your young daughter confesses her feelings to you. You softly reject her and say you love her as a father but your daughter doesn't give up on her feelings. She continues to love you more and more well into her teens, never wavering.

She tries again, now a beautiful young woman, and confesses that she's fallen deeply in love with you and she wants to marry you and bear your children. She doesn't care that you're her father and she can't forget her feelings for you. She can only be happy being with you and she'll never give up on her feelings for you.

What do you do?
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Well, if she's that committed to me then I'd be a bad father to reject her. I want her to be happy.
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i don't like this anime
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Chastise her for growing up into a redneck and send her off to computer science school.

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How to be happy on Monday morning edition
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First for communist revolution when
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plz ppl say wurds. don't want to be alone
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>>34514451
You're never alone when I'm here, friend

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How hot do you have to be to get a woman to approach you or ask you out?

I browse misc and reddit and when the topic comes up there are always hundreds of answers from guys who say all their relationships started with girls asking them out.

like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k7jne/men_of_reddit_have_you_ever_been_asked_out_by_a/

how common is this really?
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reddit is gay
and you have no chance unless your a chad
You just have to grow some balls and ask them out
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I don't think it's just hotness, but also social competence/charm/confidence. women are going to randomly walk up to a hot guy that's looks anxious and acts uncomfortable and awkward around people and ask him for his number
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pursuing women is basically a male's only purpose, you can't even do that?

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