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>>34515786
Who is he ? can I get a quick rundown ?

>>34516222

I've gathered a quick rundown for you:

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have IQ in the centillions
>a BogCoin is worth several quintillions
>a bogdanoff footstep is as wide as 14 galaxies

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>>34516411
>>34516222

Bog OC and checking my 11

>>34515733
I'm sure Mike loved traps.

>>34515733
deff was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk

He didnt count the little boys.

Who is it?

Who?

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Bump for great justice fucking original

>>34515711
Is it you who did that? I must admit you're quite efficient at what you do. You should look for a job in human resources or advertising.

Yes, this board is satire. I occasionally post here pretending to be an autistic kissless virgin NEET.

>>34515662
Ill tell you what I tell everyone. Im fine, dont worry about it. Spend your time thibking about more useful things op

Of course it is, nobody could ever be this pathetic. Those african kids in those ads are just actors too. And those refugees are just coming to America to bomb us not because bombs falling 24 hours a day around your house is absolutely terrifying.
It's all just ironic LOL

>>34515564
Wait? Do you need let into the country myman? Dude, talk to the embassy. They'll sort you out.

>>34515564
>Oh great its another triggered beta spaghetti spilling thread

>I think we need to have a normie uprising

>>34515564
even if she "let you in", my man, look at her. I wouldn't "let her on"

>>34515559
Listen to black metal.
Convert to nordic heathenism.
Acquire a wife and lots of blonde children.

>i can't find girls who respond to my taste in music on /soc/ or /mu/
>i know! i'll make a thread about it on /r9k/ surely there are girls who will fuck me based purely on what music i listen to there
fuck off faggot go take your shitty music back to the normie boards

>music is a part of my life

/highschool/ is over there pham

>>34515516
They probably wouldnt feel anything.

>>34515516
It wouldnt affect them because they dont remember any of the loser guys who they rejected in life so they wouldn't be able to make that correlation

>>34515516
My mom honestly doesn't give too fucking shits

>Turn out to be a drug addict

Wonder why?

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

srbija to tokija

>>34515679
Od topolee od topoleee pa do ravnee goreeeee

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lets get the party started

>>34515372
What do expect from niggers?

>>34515372
>born just in time to see how far the degeneracy train goes
>>numerous variations of degeneracy
>>BJ's to warm your cock up <--- you are here
>>progressively worse degeneracy

>>34515592
Guess we find ourselves in a timeline worth spectating eh?

>>34515332
IT JUST SNOWED
I'm sitting in my room, woke up about 2 hours ago. I just checked out the window and everything below is layered with a thin snow. It's almost 6am
Smoking a little reefer and listening to chill tunes

>>34515343
7/10 very comfy
I meant to add

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been finding this song really comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZbVE6MeMPI&t=2457s
>tfw it won't ever be cold enough to snow here
at least I can be comfy though, r-right?

Intimacy seems so alien to me; I can't believe people can actually feel a "connection" to other people...How????? Some people actually enjoy someone else's company and vice versa? This shit is too hard for me senpai

>>34515387
Ah, I'm the opposite, I love getting to know people. When there's nothing left to learn I get bored and wander to someone new.

>>34515411
I guesd there's a "connection" between you and me :)
>>34515460
>tfw im the boring one

It's already time for today's "I'm a whiny trash tier faggot but I still deserve a 10/10 virgin gf given to me for free" thread?

>>34515281
How much ladyboy porn did have you looked at?

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>>34515281
Nope because I steer well clear of those people

>fast food

Hope you have a good constitution anon, or that shit will break you like dry spaghetti.

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you'll do fine, man. just try your best and ask for help if you need it. If you boss is a complete dick to you, FIND ANOTHER JOB. take my advice, a bad boss will fuck your life up. try to have a little fun if you can, I worked at subway and that shit wasn't so bad.

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>>34515366
>Hope you have a good constitution

What did you unironically mean by this?

copiously drinking and settling for a southeast asian

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>>34515276
How are southeast asians?

>>34515304
pretty based, but not quite as pretty

the food is top notch though

>>34515248
I wish i knew, anon, i wish i knew.
I'd imagine it would be nice to feel loved.

>>34515248

Every day is like heaven on lsd.

When you do random shit, you are not just an anon doing random shit, you are anon WHO HAS A GF AND IS NOT A VIRGIN, doing random shit.

A permanent Buddha smirk graces your face, there is certain stillness in your soul, like a calm after the storm, when all the energies are exhausted.

The feeling of ease permeates your every cell and all of the activities in the body are harmonious, nothing can anger you, no one can make you doubt your self worth. You stroll trough the meadow of life, like a peasant pre teen girl living the simple joys in life, the best joys, which are free to all, while forest animals gather around and marvel at your innocent happiness, and dance, and dance.

It seems like your old life was just a bad dream, really bad dream from which you woke up.

There is no more awkwardness, no more tightness of spirit, no more anxiety around people scaring they will ask the: do you have a gf?

There is just peace. Just peace.

In many ways its like being dead, but alive to experience it.

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>>34515248
Mostly the same but you can have sex when you want to and can hug someone in bed at night. It's pretty chilling if you have a good relationship.