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>>34516692
Have you even tried a penis anon?

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You realize that other than their own threads, these are the only threads they post their porn in? They don't exactly intrude on other threads.

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>>34516827
trying to bait this hard kek

>>34516637
I pretty much feel the same way. I just don't see 'having a gf' as a possibility.

That being said, it still makes me upset because there is a primal urge to want to have sex with women, which mannifests itself into wanting to be with women. I'm just a lot better at dealing with it now

same reason i don't fart. like yeah it relieves gastrointestinal pressure, but it smells bad.

>>34516730
some people even think it smells like doo doo! i don't agree with that, but if people are smelling my farts and thinking i'm a doo doo, what if they flush me?

>>34516636
That is a pretty excellent album

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You niggers don't know shit for sure.

> just listen "preassure zone" or "drugs".

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>>34516636
Daniel Johnston's work in general is pretty robotcore.

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Wake me up
(((WAKE ME UP INSIDE)))

>this comment isn't original

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Why are other people lucky enough to get cancer?

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>>34516687
That one is fucking classic

People won't care enough about you in only 3 weeks to actually hate you.

This is just your BPD talking. Get a grip or get some meds.

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>join online community
>have the ability to get attention and circlejerked around
>notice what's going on and try and say that if I'm talking too much or dominating conversations despite being new they can tell me
>they wave it off due to initial excitement and say I'm fine and they like me
>week or two later and everyone is pissed off because I'm overly comfortable and it's different than without me
>they can't easily get me to shut up because I feel way too relaxed
>piss off admins and everyone in charge by being disrespectful and not recognizing my place
>end up leaving

happens way too often

>>34516754
Stop posting here too, faggot.

>>34516617
I unload most it on 4chan before I go out.

I can't hide it....

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>>34516617
I put headphones in and become invisible

>>34516586
>Remember, there is hope for everyone!
Iif you have ever been in a relationship, you are not a robot, and thus can't speak to us about how there is "hope for everyone".

But then again 95% of this board is normies now.

>>34516586
lol you fag

>>34516597
And you shouldn't quote op when you are replyng to him.

For me a complete relationship is when there are obv sentimental things but lewd things too like kissing and handholding. By this i'm excited, because it would be a "confirm" of the relationship.

I find it a lot harder to call them by their nickname.

>>34516554
Yeah, there are so many girls lining up just to hear me call their names, in fact it's frustrating how much pussy I get at any given time......

GTFO

>>34516554

How can you have problems calling people by name? How the fuck else do you call someone?

Pretty much. I sleep with two plushes of my waifu and a daki

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>>34516526
It's the only choice
At least my sister is pretty much guaranteed to continue our family
>>34516542
I'm jealous

>>34516526
Nah, mang. Paper cuts.

>>34516456
Welcome to the Irony Chamber

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>tfw I'm the 0.01%

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>settling for used goods

Whew. Talk about untermensch.

>>34516432
I'm not autistic enough.

Happy for you, you have transcended into normie land. Never come back here.
We are fuckign degenerates.
Escape while you can.
They are coming.

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>>34516432
>speedrunning

Not even once, original

Please help me anons, I want to be normal

>>34516429
youre fucked kiddo

oroginal

>>34516770
Help a negro out mane

>>34516389
>finding all these different people in order to make a "diverse" picture
>implying this is what happens irl

are normies this dense? i wonder how these "models" are recruited.

>>34516657
Oooh, check anon out. He's redpilled on advertising.

>>34516657
THE ASIAN MAN IS MISSING WHERE IS THE ASIAN M.. oh wait.. the black man is missing too. and what is the brown guy supposed to represent? spics? native americans? pajeets?

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>>34516363
Friend, please stop shitting up our already shitty board

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>>34516363
>so many feminine boys are so nice
doubt it

Estrogen in the water turning men into feminine wimps and women into soul sucking monsters

>>34516338
>everything is boring and I'm always tired
You start by combating your depression.

Does rewatching Hidamari Sketch count as a hobby?

>>34516338
>If there was something I liked doing, I would have done it by now

I wouldn't say so, you're not born with a list of everything that you like or hate. I didn't start rock climbing until I was 23.