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>>34517282
No, the white genocide was a resounding success.

White people can't be robots, we've been over this countless times.

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>>34517282
white people post on reddit desu senpai

ramen is cheaper than that

>>34517240
Ramen is a raw canvas to paint on. That's rubber lasagna in a box.

udon masterrace. been making it for months constantly

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>>34517238
>They're cheaper than a wife
>cheaper than a wife
>cheaper

GBP or NEETbux are insufficient to obtain one for most, especially with tendie prices on the rise.

Best just to get a onahole.

>>34517371
Simulating sex with a woman (doll) > stroking your cock with a rubber vagina

Too bad about their price though.

>>34518207
What is the price on them anyway?

TBF the robot wants to die anyway

I do nothing and let the train run its course. I have no place to judge who should live or die so I should just let the natural course take place.

Multitrack drifting

or walk away I'm not playing judge let things run their natural course

>>34517112
This is what happens when a robot forgets to take his meda

>>34517112
>How you shame eachother for not having done 'anything with your life'
Are you new?
This is literally a hugbox for autists.

We comfort each other and the feeling that someone else is as much of a fuck up as you are is quite nice.
In fact, I believe that this is the least toxic board on 4chan.

>>34517249
ARE YOU NEW HERE???


Every 2 posts there's a normie spouting his bullshit and boasting about his "achievments"

>>34516988
your priorities shifted
stop following what this website tells you and fucking live your life already

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Perhaps the time has come for you to leave this board. To go out and enjoy your life. To share your much less significant pain on reddit, twitter and facebook.

>>34516988
gratz on leaving the horrible cycle

>>34516941
i have grey hair in my beard
but i'm a failed normie
so can i stay?

>>34516941
>mfw this is my hair
>mfw I'm 22

JUST

come at me bald/b/ros

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>>34517005
Shit forgot pic, post your score too pls

the phonecall that saved the fucking planet.

>>34516928
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S CALLING WHO ANYMORE?!?!

>>34516928
Bogdanoffs at it again

>>34516926
>i deserve to be used.
No you don't, being used by someone able to pull it off is a huge privilege, retard.

>>34516980
thank you for putting me in my place, anon. that was a pretty retarded thing to say, you're right.

>>34516926
>why can't i find a qt sadism gf to convince me to kill myself?
I think you've just misunderstood how precious, rare, and desirable a sadistic girl is. Someone like you would be hard-pressed to find even a normal girlfriend, never mind a special one like that. I've gone through almost hundreds of girls trying to find one. It's something you need to try hard to work for, and even then it probably won't happen. Just give up.

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>>34516850
this desuu dess of the dess
no desu desu "HQ" dess is desustroyed dess

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THIS IS OFFICER NEET, ENJOY GETTING BOMBED BY SANDNIGGERS WHILE I FUCK YOUR WIFE

>>34516897
desu i desugree with this destatment dessu
you should consider desuicide tbhdesu

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It's because a lot of modern art tends to be absolute dogshit and modern artists, while a lot of them are undoubtedly skilled, tend to be complete sacks of shit. I can't think of a single well known artist today that isn't either a pseudo intellectual prick or a condescending limp-wristed cuck.

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>>34516835
Sorry for the last panel, I fixed it though.

>>34516935
Aren't all artist in history pseudo intellectual pricks?

Say he's overrated, but Edger Allen Poe is probably one of the most important American artist. Do you think if you met him he wouldn't be the slightest bit cynical and assholish as most artist are?

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>>34516814
Deliver us from the tranny menace, Varg

>>34516814
CAN'T DO IT

BOIPUSSY EVERYWHERE JUST CONSTANT VAGINA AND BUTTHOLE
>MUH FUCKING DIK

I DONT EVEN CARE WHAT I STICK IT IN AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THE WEINER

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DIGITS AND STOPPING WATCHING PORN AND MASTURBATING WILL LEAD TO GF

>>34516771
Survived the previous 26, will this one too.

Who knows, maybe I even meet someone worthy of me.

There is time.

>>34516832
Relationships suck. You aren't missing much. Just have fun if you can with anyone that is willing to spend some time with you. Broke up three months ago. It still stings.

>>34516902
I have a good friend and we hit the clubs fairly regularly.

But as you can imagine girls there arent exactly the ''wanna get to know each other before intimacy'' type.

So we just chill, have fun and other than that I enjoy lifting.

Life is cool when you know yourself and know others.

Before I was desperate for bussy but I didnt know tht most girls cannot provide the level of intimacy (soul to soul) I expect. So until I meet one I'll be chillin on ma own.

Also, time heals all wounds. Keep your mind busy with smth u love doing, and friends help much, thats coming from a guy who always tried to handle his own, but you need a shoulder now and again. It helps a lot.

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>>34516714
Thats a nice Asuka you've got there

>>34516714
I think your parents might JUST MIGHT be dumb

>JUST

>>34516714
but are they depressed, or anti-depressed? think about it.

get tf out of here with that cuck shit bring it over to /pol/

>tfw i love my gf and she loves me but she doesn't want to go open
>says she feels incredibly shitty at the thought of me doing stuff with other grills

just fuck me up senpai

>>34516724
It's not cuck shit though, she still loves you and will always come back to you.