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>tfw no gf

The Original Feel.

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ITT, Signs that you were never going to make it.
/ Autistic stories.

>college (age 16/17 y/o)
>girl sat next to me is wearing a misfits hoodie
>ask her what misfits is
>tells me
>says I remind her of simon (the autistic weirdo)
>guy who plays simon also plays ramsay bolton, GOT
>I watched every episode when I got home so i could get to know her better
>realised she essentially called me a weirdo
>didn't speak to her again.

Another

>In last year of primary school (age 10)
>I was messing around or something and annoyed the teacher
>She tells me to stand outside
>I go outside
>I don't just stand outside the outside the classroom.
>I
>go
>outside.
>Teacher and class thinks i've ran off
>parents are called
>Im stood in the corner of the door in the cold
>its raining
>im eventually found and called an idiot
>hate myself

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Who unironically has a waifu here?
2d grills are literally perfection compared to 3d whores. No real girls can be this cute, shy and pure.
The only downside of having a waifu is that you don't get to experience the physical stuff like cuddling or sex. And I can't fap, because I feel like it would harm our relationship.
any robot can relate?

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Why are you a virgin?

Something like a short simple explaination.

Not so much for a dossier.
Kind of like stats on a trading card.

>believes people should stay with their own
>hates his own
>unable to process concept of intimacy
>too many fetishes
>too little will to live

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Stop deporting Mexicans

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>at wageslave job
>lunch break so i just browse the steam store on my work pc
>my boss walks in to greet me
>notices the steam store
>PANIC oh shit this is it im gonna get the boot
>"hey anon you into vidya too, what's your favorite"
>mumble "i like CS and Left 4 Dead"
>he's like "cool we should play some CS later this day"
>"o-o-okay"
>fast forward i get home
>1 hour later i get call
>hey anon it's me Mr Shekelstein how about that game
>sure let's just find an empty server and play
>i'm thinking "i'll just let him beat me for 5-6 rounds then he will get bored and leave me the hell alone"
>we start and i let him get a few rounds
>i step up my game a bit
>no effect he's still killing me
>i go full hardcore mode
>he is still wiping the floor with me, i barely get some frags on him here and there
>i tap out, call gg and tell him i need to go to get a haircut
>"ha ha ok anon if you want a rematch just say"
>i'm in literal shock
>this guy is like 40+ years old and basically raped my bare ass

REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW CAN A FUCKING NORMIE OLD FART BEAT ME AT A GAME I SUNK HALF OF MY CHILDHOOD AND 2K HOURS ON STEAM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Thanks for reading my blog

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>two months into my SSRI prescription
>desire to masturbate is starting to come back

Am I saved, robots? Will I finally be able to fap normally again?

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I've been diagnosed with a heart disease and doctors told I have 1 year of life expectancy. Today I'm going to beat dark souls 3 once and for all, tomorrow I'm going to tell my oneitis that I love her and then I'm gonna sucide. Do you guys want me to stream it? It's gonna be pretty boring though, I'm just gonna jump from somwhere tall.

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My name is Max I am 10 days old my mommy is trying to prove a point to dad. Give me your best shot.

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>tfw so ugly that girls stare at me in public

Why the hell do girls do this? It's so damn rude

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Guten Abend Anon,

Look who finally crawled out of the barracks. Have you found a wife to have children with and insure a future for your people?

>wat do?

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I'm thinking of making a weekly general about self improvement for the numerous failed normans on this board.

It will cover college life, steps we are taking to improve our life and general no gf feels.

Anyone interested in this?

>inb4 leave

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i am so fucked
21yo haven't completed any studies, i've been sitting here at home browsing 4chan and jacking off the last 6 years

now real life comes knocking at the door, i am so fucked, i can join one of those formations to get skills for people like me except i don't know what to even do

i have no passion no hobby nothing that really interests me
people often tell me "m8 what do you even like ??" and well i don't really know to be entirely honest with you ...

now i have to actually choose a school and a job to spend most of my time into for the next 40+ years it's fucking terrifying

(i'm not from /r9k/ btw not to brag but i am handsome and outgoing, if i had any competence 99% of people would hire me instantly but i do not have, idk what other board i'd even post this though)

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I'm ok.. tho... it's allright :)

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What are people going to think of us 100 years from now?