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>> Be me.
>> Get booted by parents from the home at 14.
>> Wind up in a state run children's house and never complete high school because of it.
>> Decide I'm not going to let myself become a statistic, get my diploma, and snag a clerk job and my own place.
>> Find a slightly older Irish girl. Fall in love. Get married.
>> Wind up feeling patriotic and join the military.
>> Wreck a knee on a training exercise so badly I can no longer carry out my duties. Uncle Sam gives me a nice honorable discharge instead of a medical.
>> Oh well.
>> Have a daughter with the wife.
>> Shortly after turn to drinking and push my wife away.
>> She tries her best but eventually leaves and we divorce a couple years later.
>> Move to find a new job, get a rad one working for a big clothing brand.
>> Go to school and move up a little more in life.
>> Suddenly stop giving a shit about everything.
>> Pick up SSI somehow.
>> Don't do anything for five years. Spend every day just sitting in a chair browsing the web until I get tired.
>> Pay child support and rent and all but just don't give a shit about even showering everyday.
Where did I go wrong? There's nothing medically wrong with me and I don't drink or abuse drugs. It's going to be hard getting work again after being out of work after so long but I know I can. Am I super depressed and don't even know it or just turned into a lazy shit?
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Oh man I know that feel. I haven't found a cure to laziness yet either. I guess it's socialising, talk to your wife and daughter, it helps.
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How is that photo not a meme yet? One of the most powerful people at the time going to a grocery store and walking around in awe
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>>34520167
I haven't talked to them in like two years now but I guess I'll try it. It wasn't like I was going to do anything else.
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Is there a lot of people with autism that have actually been successful? Or do all of them turn into neets?
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My brother apparently has some level of autism but has steady employment and lots of open job opportunities being offered to him. On the other hand, I don't have autism at all and I am a failure.
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>>34520095
Autism hinders expression and comprehension skills so it's rare that they become successful. However usually problem solving skills are better than normal so some can use that to their advantage (i.e. I new an autistic guy from my high school who created his own programming language, graphics library for that language, and some other shit who was accepted to U.C. Davis even if he got C's in English.
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pretty much every genius has autism
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Would you date a cute white supremacist girl?
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Only if she let me cum in and on her
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>tfw no white nazi femdom gf to bully me about my nigger genes
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>>34519883
If they exist.
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Holy shit, /r9k/, I've got a date tomorrow. Please help me out, I do NOT want to fuck this up, it may be my ticket out of being a khv.
She's a friend from uni, I've known since September when the first semester started. I asked her out yesterday and she said yes, so we have a date tomorrow.
>Should I shave? Do women like clean-shaved men or do they appreciate it if you're alpha and leave the beard?
>Should I cut my hair? It's not very long, and it complements me more this way if properly combed, but it's a pain to style it as I want to
>We're going to the cinema, I think she expects me to lead her, but I never went to the cinema before so I don't know what to do. What's basic etiquette?
>Should I buy anything or let her pay?
>How the fuck does kissing work?
>Should I sneakily bring condoms?
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You are already dead my friend if you post on here.
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Pay for her 100%, women dig a guy who's assertive to her needs. I would for sure shave. It sounds like you're too excited, anon. I'd recommend chilling the fuck out and taking your time. You might scare her away and squander your chances. Good luck anon.
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>>34519761
>Pay for her 100%
If you do this you are instantly downgraded to beta orbiter and provider and you will see a lot more 'requests' to go to the cinema.
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i need a mommy gf. it hurts so fucking muchshe doesn't need to be my gf desu I just want to be cared for like that
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That isn't productive though, where can one meet a MOMMY GF?
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>>34519748
I actually just signed up for this site yesterday
netacougar.com
after i saw it on a womans profile on tinder.
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>>34519748
you don't unless you're Chad
but tinder/bars I guess if you are
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I haven't bought TP in months. The toilet is right next to the sink, so instead let the water run, wet my fingers, wipe my ass, and rinse and repeat until I'm clean.
I am not a Muslim.
What is one of your autistic life hacks?
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>>34519370
Whenever I brush my teeth I also use the computer at the same time. It makes the two minutes pass by faster to me.
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>>34519370
This is fucking disgusting
>>34519429
I do this to. My teeth are healthy as because of it.
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>>34519464
>I do this to. My teeth are healthy as because of it.
Feels good, man.
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I don't understand how animals manage to survive and prosper in wilderness. Are we humans actually fucking stupid? Because I do not imagine myself lasting long without the comforts of modern civilization, indoor heating, running water, full fridge of easily-preserved food etc
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animals are run on biological mechanics (so are humans),but they don't think existentially. Humans do but they also find purpose between order and chaos. This is how we built up are civilizations. Notice how western and Europe civilization progressed so rapidly? We were unified under protestant Christianity i.e. we were told how to act and have purpose.
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>>34519366
Humans are trash mostly except for our big stupid brains which make us smart but not really that smart and the small amount of smartness backfires because we use it to harm each other and the environment. People suck.
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The idea that people just scrape by and live rough unforgiving lives is a retarded misconception. Humans have been seeking greater comforts since the beginning of civilization. And those tribes of people who hadn't civilized didn't need to. They had what they needed without extra steps.
Anyway you should consider that maybe you don't know how to manage your life because the modern niche of human survival has you specializing in only one task. There are people everywhere who hypothetically will do a better job than you, so survivalism lost its purpose outside of hobby and bring a crazy hermit like the unabomber.
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>Mfw i found an actual qt not trap whore pure virgin black gf
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sounds like a walking version of aids to me
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>black
put it in the trash
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Post pictures of your degeneracy and we'll if your walking pile of shit is cute
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>tfw live in florida and the cost of living is so fucking high
>not a union state
>all the available apartments are 900-4,000$ in rent
Should I just moved to Alaska?
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>>34519238
how big of an apartment do you get for $900 a month?
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you could get a decent studio in coral gables for 1k
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>>34519238
>>tfw live in florida and the cost of living is so fucking high
What part?
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the immense anger i have is rising and i really want to fuck up the dude sitting next to me. he just doesn't know how to stop fishing for attention, or even shut up for a fucking second. he is just literally just making weird sounds and spouting year old memes. I really just want to bash his head into the ground to the point his forehead is welded to the fucking floor. i am usually a really chill guy but i have to deal with the endless noise this dude makes day after day makes my blood fucking boil. anyone else angry right now?
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Yes I fucked up my future..
We need professional help..
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>>34519179
Just punch him in the face, do it
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>>34519243
the thing is, i just can't. all he is doing is just being loud. i can't beat him up just for that. i could face charges if I actually fuck him up. it fucking blows.
Realistically speaking, for how long can you live with the following:
>ramen noodles
>breads
>turkey
>cheese
>ham
>rice
>some cheap lettuces and fruits
Note that you are limited to buying only a single turkey per week.
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>>34518944
forever or more
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that's basically a balanced diet, so indefinitely i guess?
why would i even need more than one turkey a week
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>>34518944
Forever
OREGANO ORIGINALIO
Is making your girlfriend jealous the only way to get more out of them, or will it drive them further away?
Is there a balance that has to be achieved?
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>>34518892
She only wants what she doesn't have so if you want to keep her vying for your affection and approval and attention, you can't give it to her all the time. If you do, she will get bored and go chase something else.
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>>34518892
More out of them in what sense?
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>>34518892
If your girlfriend is the insecure type , then don't do that. If she's more of the"yandere" type then go ahead
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What is /r9k/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_6GYfSea5Y
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>>34518866
what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrOdlrzPwTQ
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>>34518866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp1dRh2FVVs
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https://soundcloud.com/memorecks/bowlection1
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>unironically obsessed with ethnic pride, purity, and lebensraum ironic memes
>passionately fighting the deadliest war in history
>lose
>modern Germans don't really care about ethnic purity or about being German and hate your guts
Name a more bluepilled country than Nazi Germany.
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>>34518836
Canada 1965 onward
Pre 1965 Canada was Red pilled as fuck.
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That's an easy one. Japan.
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>>34518887
Japan and Nazi Germany were both 'red pilled' countries.
I think WW2 was dumb, and so was the Hitler/Emperor worshipping, but compared to what Germany and Japan are today, well Germany atleast is a completely lost nation.
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mommy found the journal i had from high school where i wrote my sexual fantasies about her on a daily basis
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How much of it did she read though and did she keep it?
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>>34518721
what happened?
oregano 2343
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>>34518721
Has she given you any free blowy joeys lately?