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>there are people my age making millions of dollars yearly creating stupid shitty youtube videos
>meanwhile, i can't even get a job at mcdonalds
>i'm 24

it just baffles my mind how the entire world is ran on pure luck.
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>>34514411
yep the world sure sucks

what's your point?
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>>34514411
In the same boat Robro.

Have applied to dozens of places in the past week but no dice.

I'm a Uni student and my cash is gonna run out soon.

Fuck this gay Earth. Life is a meme anyway.
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>>34514411
Do you not think those people had to cultivate a skill of any kind? It's luck sure, but it still happened through their agency.

Not really any excuse for you being such a loser now is it?

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Fembots, you have 15 seconds to prove women wearing makeup isn't false advertisement and a lie.

Protip: you can't.
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>>34513091
>Protip: you can't.

True. You can't prove anything to an angry autist looking to validate his edgy world-view.
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>>34513091
Protip: Makeup is fucking easy to spot and youre a fucking retard if you cant.
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>>34513091
Lotsa men use makeup too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijG6Tc431hQ
>Published on Jul 1, 2014
Time certainly does fly by

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>D-does this scar bother you anon?
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>>34512863
That one actually doesnt.
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>tfw no bookworm PTSD scarface gf
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>>34512888
Keep walkin smoothskin.

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yo fembot here
im being completely honest here, but are guys okay with tall girls? I've dated about 3 guys in my 18 years of existence and all of them were shorter than me, I really don't have a problem with I honestly could care less height has never been my thing, but why is it that they must showcase their "alpha"ness being shorter than me? why can't they just act like decent human being instead of reminding me how "manly" they are. why has height become such an important thing in people's life, it's so fucking annoying, im 6'3 and extremely feminine why try so fucking hard?
>this isn't bait
am i alone here? i know im not crazy
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If those guys are over 5'10", it's because your height is challenging their identity. Actual manlets are a-okay with it, because they've never seen height as being part of their identity.
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I'm a turbo manlet will you be my tall gf?
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>why has height become such an important thing in people's life

because society and dating standards has constantly shoved in our faces "tall men are better"

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How would you honestly react if you pulled down a girl's pants and she had a dick?
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It all depends if Im in love with her or not. if so I'd make passionate love and cuddle.
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>>34509529
Is yell what the fuck throw them to the ground and storm out their door.
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>>34509529
1. I would know before we went into the bedroom if she was a girl
2. If i do somehow wind up in the situation I would fuck her because i'm horny, then feel immediate regret and drink

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Escapism thread go
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BOX!!! YEDRTH124
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>>34508259
I'll choose the mystery box because none of the pills could possibly bring me closer to the Bogdanoffs
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Green one obviously, it's no contest

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Serious question, why are there so many male virgins when literally everyone is getting laid?
Are they just shy, or seriously autistic?

No 80/20 rule retarded shit please.
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>>34508103
I'm seriously autistic
I rarely leave the house, don't have a job, don't have a drivers license, and spend a lot of my time posting here. pretty sure I also haven't talked to a female irl that wasn't a family member or cashier in the last ten years either. does that answer your question?
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I'm not a Chad. Why would any girl want me when she can pretty much delivery order a Chad on her phone to come over and fuck her?
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Because ugly people, such as myself, literally cannot get laid.

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Okay, so I made this petition asking for Peter Rodger to make a film about Elliot Rodger and now I need YOU to sign it!

https://www.change.org/p/peter-rodger-peter-rodger-should-create-a-movie-based-on-elliot-rodger-and-the-2014-isla-vista-killings

Let's make history, /r9k/
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>>34507536
>>34507536
Sign this petition, Kek wills it.
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>>34507536
Wow, that's a nice thing to do. Have to think twice tho, just for the FBI.

There's something wrong with me today, I just forgot to remove the lid of my Starbucks Latte ready made drink, to save it with the rest of the cup, that I always do. This is kind of alarming.
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Does anyone have the links to his yahoo answers questions?

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Why are so many robots so reactionary?

Shouldn't socialism be the political ideology of choice, since everyone would be equal?
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>>34507497
Leftists hate robots. We're not black enough for them to give a shit about us.
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Maybe if there were ethically consistent socialists who advocated redistributing sex from normies to robots.
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>>34507497

>socialism
>everyone equal

Top fucking kek, if you actually believe this. Robots are apolitical. Why? Because all societies lead to the same hierarchies.

Chads/Stacies on Top
Normies in the middle
Robots at the bottom

Literally every society is like this. Under communism the powerful people ruled ( The Secret Police, The military, Government officials), they fucked ALL the women and the normies got the scraps. Under Monarchy the Kings and nobles had all the wealth and women. Under Capitalism it's the business owners, Chads/athletes, other powerful people.

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ITT: Cringe stories from your childhood
>6 years ago, really got into warhammer 40k
>Seriously fucking obsessed with it, easily put at least 2k hours into Dawn of war games
>Start drawing warhammer related shit on my schooldesk
>It all looks terrible because even when I was 13 years old I could barely draw stick figures
>Decide to go on toilet
>Come back to see bunch of girls around my desk
>They start laughing and asking questions like what the fuck does Orkz or necrons mean
>This went on for 10 minutes
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>1999
>6th grade
>just turned 12 years old
>assignment for English is to sing a song in front of the room
>I sing this first opening for the Pokemon dub
>my 'dance moves' include doing cartwheels across the room, running in place for about 10 seconds to indicate running around Kanto in search of Pokemon, playing an air guitar, and spinning around in circles
>belt out the entire song at the top of my lungs
>nobody claps for me
>whole class is deathly silent as I walk back to my desk
>the teacher calls upon the next student without comment

It was fun at the time, but is amongst the most painful 60 seconds of my life to look back upon.
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>>34495807
With just a brief moment of encouragement, you might have ended up becoming a great broadway actor some day. But instead, the fucking normies decided to quietly shit on you and make you feel like a retard. Beta uprising when?
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>>34495692
>2012
>11th grade
>get into the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga
>draw my own stands, fanfictions, do irl poses, sing along to Soul'd Out, etc.
>even the Naruto and Bleach fags found it weird, since to them it was some faggy old ass obscure manga
>over time I calmed down with my JoJo hard on
>tfw those same niggas do the same shit but with, "is that le JoJo reference?" or "it was me Dio!"
>tfw they don't get made fun of or looked at like a fucking weirdo

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Would you leave your world behind for a better one?

The old world will cease to exist, and the new one will have many people that love you. A big team will help you make the switch. You cannot return.
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>>34492368
Does the new world have hot traps for me to cuddle with tho?
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>>34492383
This new world is way farther advanced - it has magic, technology etc - it is also a lot (i mean, a LOT) larger. I'm sure there's many traps out there.
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>>34492399
Wait so are you telling me that there could possibly be a magical girl trap in the new world? How do I get to this new world?

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Roll!

Keep in mind you may use this thread for any member of your family.

mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki

Option 1
Go hug your sister and post results.

Option 2
You may also give her head pats or stare into her eyes and say "i love you".
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.

1 - Ive always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - Ive hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what other may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. but the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking! I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this. and i want you to be with me for the rest of my life.

Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case. But not all of them

You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.

THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.

Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!


THREAD THEME - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1gux6jeTR8
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Kirino is not a real person. Life does not really work that way. Wanting to fuck family members is not healthy.

Take care of yourselves. Start planning on living healthy, happy lives.
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>>34491410
>Kirino is not a real person
best girl
>Life does not really work that way
not with that attitude.
>Wanting to fuck family members is not healthy.
its pure and loving
>Take care of yourselves
yes! be sure to always love eachother!
>Start planning on living healthy, happy lives.
adoption is always a good choice. save a child and give them a good home with 2 pure loving parents
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>>34491477
>not wanting to impregnate your sister

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>tfw can't suck off my friends because they'd know I'm gay af
>tfw I fap to the thought every night
Feels bad man.

Post your cock-crazed slut fantasies I guess.
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How old are you anon OP?
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>>34490134
He's either some 12 year old who has no idea what his real sexuality is so he's meme gay or some frustrated fat slob in his 20-30s.
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>>34490134
19... Most of my friends are around the same age

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>7th grade
>started walking with a fake limp in the hallways
>people give me weird looks
>thought people would think i was injured so i would look badass
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I STILL DO THIS FUCK
AND THEN MY LEG ACTUALLY HURTS LATER
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>4th grade
>trying to look cool
>running with arms behind naruto-style
>other kids think it looks cool
>pretty soon half the class is running like this in gym
>tfw I gave 15 children autism
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>be me 8th grade
>waiting for the bus after school
>popular girl comes to the bus stop with her friends
>"oh shit I don't have any bus fare, can I borrow some change anon"
>All I had was a twenty dollar bill
>give it to her
>"aww thanks anon"
>hear her talking to her friends "when someone gives you $20, you take it"

I still think about it sometimes when I can't sleep. She was a bitch to me all the time I don't know why I gave it to her.

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Anyone had luck with wellbutrin vs ssri/snri drugs?
Otherwise, share your anti-depressant trials and tribulations.

I got off celexa because of weight gain and limp dick.
Tried effexor which made me hear my eyeballs moving, and wanting to sleep for 14 hours a day.

On Wellbutrin now, got bumped to 300mg xl after being on 150 xl for a month.

MD says we can go to 450 if I want. It's a NDRI. No side effects so far, and I can jerk it again. It being a dopamine reuptake inhibitor seems weird to me, but hey whatever works. I think i'll probably go to 450 eventually. I feel almost normal now, I think.
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>>34520121
took SSRI for a while, did not do shit, was on highest dosage... fucking meme meds, also, i took it primarly for OCD
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>>34520218
correction: Sertralin
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Tried maybe 6 different ones over the past 10 years. Stopped taking that shit few years ago.
SSRI:s in general stabilized my mood and in a way helped with depression. Only downside was that I couldn't cum when fapping and over a longer period of time I felt empty. Like almost literally. Like there was a huge hole in me where emotions should be.
Other stuff just didn't seem to really help, some made me lose sleep which was already a problem.
Quetiapine was a big thing in a way that it just made me go full retard. My self harm habits increased, I slept too much, I started sneakily sabotaging my own life, causing me financial issues, I became very rude for some reason. I can't count the times I called someone a piece of shit.
I don't think it was all because of that type of medicine though. It was probably the lack of sleep and the emotional breakdown I had while taking them. After that I just stopped taking everything.

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