Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10450. page

>>34519492
No1 cares bro

>>34519492
Bye bye, friendito (((:

File: __buddha_original_drawn_by_umedama_riko__sample-77728a841cfc2418755313060ba519c9.jpg (425KB, 850x1545px) Image search: [Google]

425KB, 850x1545px

>>34519492
>tfw not currently capable of taking classes

I want to go back to school and have an organized life anon...farrrk u

>>34519431

Fucking this.

Why is this? How to stop it?

>>34519431
>Tfw I understand the basics and mid level stuff very fasr to the point people ask me if I already practiced or something
>Tfw can't improve past that level no matter how hard I try and even if I had an head start I'll be surpassed by the slowest person anyway
>Knowing mid level stuff doesn't matter for shit and isn't impressive at all

Being a jack of all, master of none is a nightmare.

>>34519431
Even if you are a little slow you never know what you can accomplish when you truly believe in yourself! Come on anon where's that fighting spirit!

I am left wing.

I try not to let politics divide me from my fellow robots but it's really hard when they call me a cuck when i point out when they're lying or using outsourced information

>>34519353
Im a /fit/ 6'1 white man who looks pretty good and dresses nicely, yet i cant get a girlfriend that is white (the closest I've gotten is half white). I have 30,000 bucks saved up in the bank and plenty of friends, yet i still have crippling depression.
>inb4 hurr durr youre a normie you're living the life i want REEEE

>>34519450
yeah I never got that, there's so many ways and reasons for ending up with a depression. everyone has their own.

Only a few times.

I find it to be such a weird, perverse ritual. Out of all the places to hit your kid, their ass is the most acceptable? People are so fucking strange

>>34519400
Where else? The butt doesn't cause actual damage

>spanked

Lmfao you people think that's bad? Real parents beat their kids. I was beat as a kid. Spanking is weak sauce compared to what parents who beat their kids do

>>34519240
smells like the clean clothes I'm wearing

>>34519240
Deodorant
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

To be honest, nothing, family.

Nothing. Just listening to her and being a friend is more than enough.

You're a good kiddo.

you should never talk to her again duh

>>34519185
oh fuck and I thought I have problems

>>34519145
Just the mark of OP, a shit-poster

I don't get why we care about phoneposters. Maybe they just want to lay down in bed and browse or maybe they want to watch TV and browse and they only have one TV.

>>34519145
Image.jpg are iPhone posters, Android posters just save the filename , at least mine does anyways

Stop applying to hooters

>>34519498
it's like that for like half service vendor type jobs

>>34519130
They can say that?

Worked at Sonic with all sluts beside the assistant and general manager.

it only gets worse from there, you need to talk to her

>see her everyday mostly in the balcony and her room
>saw her going outside

I think she went for a date with some chad.

I broke off all contact 10 months ago. I felt great. Happy and free for the first time since I met her. It was hard, but had to be done.

Then I was walking around, minding my own business in a place she never goes, and I spotted her from a mile away. It's crazy that your brain is so calibrated to pick someone out of a crowd with the slightest opportunity. She wasn't even facing my direction, I just saw the back of her head.

>>34519032
now you must wear it
then when she walks back into the room after leaving she finds out you became a girl

shoulda waited until she took em off bro

>>34519032
If she really loves you, she would find it hot.
The girl I'm with gives me pairs of her panties that she wears for a few days and sometimes pees in for me to keep and smell when I jack off.

Wait selects what anon

>>34518962
The world would be a much better place desu

they were untill a couple hundred years ago. still are in some parts of the world.

>>34518940
Absence of free will and normals acting like it exists

My consistent history of failure

>>34518940

>21 year old and no life experiences while most people my age have had friends/gfs and thousands of photos on FB to prove it

File: sadpepe.png (19KB, 664x634px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 664x634px

i'm upset with u guys

File: sadfrog.png (20KB, 724x685px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 724x685px

>>34518925
One sad frog coming up

>>34519086
very nice pepe, friend

File: 1485181431862.png (35KB, 765x758px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 765x758px

god i hate the way i look so much
i hate going out into public and feeling like my cheeks and stomach are popping out for everyone to say
i hate being fat, i've hated it my entire life but i have no clue how to stop
i've been drinking water more often instead of soda and i feel a bit slimmer, but this isn't going to cut it

Get on the keto diet you fat fuck. It's not a meme.

>>34518871

Keto is just too inconvenient for me. I'm just cutting calories like a normal person so that I can eat bread once in a while.

Nothing they can do they're women hehe.

>creepy asiaphile autism

they'd just have more feminists to fuck your shit up with

>>34518789
They would just get mass raped