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Because your lack of anything makes it possible for them to have everything

>>38997530
because theyre cucks who dont see their own unfair advantages and want to keep others down.
"entitled" is a meaningless word, there is a great copypasta about it on /r/incels

>>38997657
>/r/incels
Is this a real thing? Sounds like a goldmine if it is.

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>>38997350
>I'm all shook up about the google thing
I live under a rock so please give me a quick rundown. also like you asked here is a comfy image.

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>>38997443
Google went on a crusade to protect against terrorism, they're using bots that probably read the closed captions on youtube videos and look for keywords like "muslim" and "feminist" and automatically de-monetize those videos.

This is happening to some reasonable channels.

Google's a fucking monopoly dude, they will either back down or fall down, and no are they backing down.

>>38997517
Meant to say

*they are not backing down

God I'm tired. Still have a few hours ahead though

>>38997324
I dont know if you are worse for making that picture
Its pathetic man

>>38997355
how exactly?
and how can you call me "pathetic", have you taken into consideration all the other shit which gets posted on this board and in comparison is MUCH more pathetic?

>>38997324
They replaced "casual sex" with "hookup"? Also you can talk shit about that broad but it says up there 79% match.

>>38997139
What lifestyle changes should I do and how do I do them?

>>38997148
Lets start with 3 simple categories: eating, moving and sleeping

Diet
>2 serves of fruit + 5 serves of veg everyday (look up what constitutes a serve)
>Cut out highly processed and refined foods (most snacks, soft drinks etc)
>Start preparing your own meals whenever you can

Exercise
>At least 30 minutes of cardio 5x/week for improved circulation and energy levels (anything else is bonus)

Diurnal rhythms
>Wake and sleep at the same time everyday
>Don't wake up to an alarm, this is depressing and disrupts REM sleep (set one if you must but regulate your sleep rhythm so that you wake up before it anyway)
>Make sure it's light during the day (open up windows, go outside) and dark at night (switch off the light, limit use of technology before bed)

>>38997218
Good advices, moar, pls

i think she'd probably fuck me now out of some kind of motherly pity, but i have no idea

>>38997094
She's a special snowflake fujo who only gets off to yaoi and doesn't like guys or dating or any of that. It's quite tragic.

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>eleanor
>cute ginger big blue eyes and mute
>huge Hitomi Tanka tier titz
>natural lactator
>ended up sucking milk from her in my second year at uni
>didn't hear from her for ages
>she became a meth whore and asked me for help
>lost all her weight but shes putting it back on now

Pic related was her size

>>38997080
From this image it looks to me that women are the smarter ones

>>38997080
>bu hu wimen r evil ;(((((((((
Why do you even care about women that much if they're so stupid and bad? Just leave them alone. You'll do everyone a favor

>>38997080
>lie, complain, distort, dodge responsibility
wtf
i was a woman all along

Induce a boner

show original picture

>>38996772
Yeah just jerk off and that usually fixes it.

fuck off eggcunt, no one cares.

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>>38996664
nobody cares about you eggman, you were a meme long ago because you were easy to laugh at, now it's just painful.

>>38996686
If it's her he's cucked. Half her pictures are her partying

>>38996531
Are they? I wouldn't know. It seems like they don't even think about guys at all except when they need them to do something for them.

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>>38996531
>and none of those thoughts or feelings are towards you

>>38996545
>and none of those thoughts or feelings are towards you
Yes, he implied that.

I've been in a psychiatric hospital four times and the last time a big black lady made me bend over so she could look up my ass for cigarettes or drugs

>>38996454
Its not worth it. I got in with x screws in my head loose, left with the x fixed, but got y instead. They fuck you up in other ways.

Youll come out crazier than you did coming in thats for sure.
>>38996610
First reply best reply.

>>38996389
currently has or has had?

>>38996389
Currently has

>>38996389
How did you manage this?

How do I get a girlfriend? Please help.

Tbh dats bretty pathetig senpai

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>>38996359
>I used to call 4chan boards subchans
just fuck my world up

>being this new
It was installed like a year or two ago what the hell are you doing

In my experience taste in porn =/= irl sexual appetites. If the hentai-addicted virgins on here tried doing half the stuff they read in doujins they'd realize how awful it feels

>>38996298
>tfw not even ugly

Autism is the only boundary that blocks me from obtaining at qt gf

>>38996298
W-would that actually work?

Also sauce please

Just don't be a skinny manlet

>>38996188
when is the last time you saw a man like that?

probably never, he's in the top 0.01% of alpha males

so shut the fuck up

Easily. That guy is probably dumb as bricks and boring. He's not going to get any quality girls.

>>38996132
Only 3 matches?

>>38996132
I bet both profiles belong to the same person. A faggot named OP

>>38996154
Oh wait its only 2 chicks nvm