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>>34521014
She's worthless, don't even bother.

I just want a girlfriend so badly
She was the closest i ever got

It hurts so much

>>34521014
It's called competition, penisbreath.

>>34520991
And in 3 months from that day, the USSR would no longer exist.

I would love to see an HD remaster of that show.

IIRC it never even got a DVD release. The clips on the internet are heavily cleaned up VHS rips.

All those greasy heshers.

Hanging yourself is the best way.
Get drunk and take some benzos or whatever drug of your choice. You'll be drowsy as fuck and need to just last about 30-60 seconds hanging and you'll pass out and be brain dead a couple minutes later.
That's my plan

Travel to Moscow and taunt gopniks.

if you're non-white you could just taunt cops with a fake weapon

>>34520910
there is always /wiz/

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I'm kissless, handholdless virgin. Not hugless because once you get to college, females just throw out hugs like it's nobody's business.

>>34520910
No OP, this is r9k, at this point the virgins are on /wiz/

How far are you willing to go?

Is straight up castration too far for you?

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I can't stand any violence towards genitals, but femdom for sure man! I'm guessing you're not a fan of the gentle kind? I can appreciate both types to be honest

>>34521056
Yeah that's taking it too far. Not only does that probably have some serious health issues later on, it also. Means I can no longer have my testicles abused. I will never feel the tingling pain going up my spine or those incredible orgasms that come from your nuts being crushed that last minutes at a time. If it happens then that sucks but I wouldn't do it willingly

just learn how to code or draw, they just take practice

>>>want to be a youtuber
>>>uncreative as fuck

you don't need to be creative to become a jewtuber, you just need to sell your soul for that google adsense shekels

>>34520895
Where should I start? I'm talking about programming. There's a shitloads of programing languages and I don't know which one is good for a brainlet like me to start learning.

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You should've never been take the red pill if you are allergic to it.

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>>34520799
>being lonely and not being able to clearly communicate how much you want someones company so they dont notice and pas you by

Just get a girl whos even uglier ;----DD

back in the day these types of people were just called "manipulative assholes"

now we have the DSM which lets them categorize themselves as someone with an "illness" and make them feel like the victim

>>34520791
I also have BPD and you wouldn't be too wrong I'm a terrible person I probably deserve to die. Although I think not everyone with a Cluster B personality disorder deserves death.

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>>34520791
Narcissists can be pretty cool. They shitpost about how they are amazing but they never hurt anyone. I really hate histrionics, though.

No I don't drive drunk like a retard

>>34520795
This tbqh
You had one job

My manager got caught drinking and driving. He had two choices:
>put a breathalyzer in his car that would make it start
>ride a bike to work
He chose the latter

>>34520770
Same problem, I'm doing a study that is far too easy for me so I can do it with no effort. I write my papers in less than 30 minutes and it's better than most people in my class.

Everyone around me is retarded and I'm too lazy to get out, I want to pull a Virginia Tech.

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Same situation
Didn't do shit this semester.
Will probably fail everything and disappoint my parents who thought at least I'm not an academic failure.
I hate myself so fucking much. I want to kill myself every day.
I'm just such a waste of space and every single one of my many failures is entirely the fault of myself. Fucking kill me someone please just rid this subhuman that I am off this planet.

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>>34520949
I can totally relate to your feel.
It only gets worse once you drop out and you realise there's no options left besides dead-end wageslavery (mcdonald's, factories, call centers, etc)

You see everyone getting ahead of you while you struggle with your face in the mud.
Most times i wish i could just become an etheral being and ascend to the skies and observe the universe for the times to come...
I hope that's how death feels like

>>34520748
I'm a skeleton and making myself eat is too difficult and painful

>>34520748
I am, even better because i got the manlet gains being 5'6.
I'm only 1 month in training and people already talks to me like "are you exercising, anon?"

I'm at 12% body fat btw

>>34520748
bc my uni has obligatory phys ed, which is kinda good for cardio, but leaves me looking like shite

why do you call women "females"

I know I find bitter women obnoxious.
But generally bitter women don't end up murdering men, and bitter men do sometimes chop up women, shoot women, choke women, rape women, throw women in front of trains, etc.

>>34520792
would you pick on someone that called cars automobiles?

>>34520715
That is clearly a dude. Manarms balding and pecs with no tits. Pretty obvious.

>>34520741
Those are girlarms

>>34520809
Whatever you say homo

>>34520615
>How would western society change if 100% of men gave up on real women and turned to anime girls forever?
some men already have
our numbers are growing
I have good feelings about the future of our movement

>>34520615
Feminism would turn back on but with 5 times the processing power

Feminists would find a way to make anime girls illegal and bitch on Twitter about men.

>>34520508
why does he talk like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4

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>>34520508
That damn autist have 35.000 views and the support of thousands of people. Why even autists are better than me?