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I lost my virignity. Thing is, it was with a trap.
I've never been one for relationships because I don't really share a lot of interests with women my age. That should have been the giveaway.
I saw this girl and actually ended up talking to her. Was a bit autistic, I won't like, but she seemed to be equally autistic. We both liked video games, weed, and things like that. We ended up hanging out a few times, but when I asked if she wanted to actually make it a date, she withdrew and didn't talk to me for a week. Gave up, thinking I didn't realize I was friendzoned, but she admitted she was a trap. Pre-op, but had been on hormones since puberty, and was saving up for the surgery.
I wasn't sure how I feel about it because I think trannies are mentally-ill faggots, but... I like her. Him. It.
Last night we were hanging out, and eventually things got naked. Started sucking me off, and eventually came time to put it in the pooper. It was actually really clean, but the whole dangling balls and cock thing... I wasn't sure. Still, I went with it.
What should I do? I'm not sure how comfortable I am with it, but we like each other. And I'm pretty sure since she is a tranny, she's probably not gonna flake out on me and cheat because she is a mentally-ill trap. I was him/her first too.
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>>34523324
Who fucking cares? Literally nobody will care you're fucking a tranny. If you like her (male) just do it
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>>34523324
I mean if you like her go for it. If you genuinely like this person why would it matter what they are? You found her attractive and you also get along with them. Please don't go around calling her a him or a "mentally ill faggot" if you like them. Not all traps are crazy just like not all Chads are assholes you can't judge a whole type of people based on what you see of them on 4chan.
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If you are hesitant (which you seem to be) I suggest calling this off before anything more happens. I think you'll wake up one day, realize you're fucking a man, and come back to post on this chinese picture sharing website asking our advice. You don't get stds, and we don't get cancer on here.
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> no experience
> no qualification beyond retail shit
> need shekels
are there any good robot jobs?
i guess the classics would be a low risk security gig, night porter, something like that.
i dont mind going back to retail but i dont want to deal with assholes all day. my last job was in a liquor store in a shit part of town, every other customer yells abuse at you, it just wears you down, nevermind the actual physical threats and smashing of windows and shit
tl;dr what are some good jobs for an antisocial autist with virtually no qualifications
don't care if it's min wage
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cleaning a Cracker Barrel at night
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>>34523235
Just go to a trade school so you can actually earn money and not be a literal wageslave.
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>>34523235
You can move on from retail to other remote customer service jobs like call centers which pays more or if you're really feeling it, sales which will help you in building character and confidence
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Anyone else dislike submissive women?
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I also dislike girls who send nudes. I know that makes you normies rreee.
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>>34523226
Kinda. I (and I know this sounds edgy as fuck) find weakness disgusting (and it is weakness), but at the same time the idea of dominating the shit out of some submissive slut gets me diamonds. So I don't really know where that leaves me.
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>>34523226
I like submissive girls but don't like a lot of girls into BDSM.
It's kind of annoying.
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If she doesn't ask, don't send it 2017-01-30 08:30:27 Post No.34523195
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If she doesn't ask, don't send it
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FB creep is in for a long day, night or whatever. What makes you think I want to see your dick?
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Lol. I have never done this. I'm more normal than this guy.
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>>34523195
Lol that guys dick, hes thrusting his pelvis upward so it looks bigger. Makes me proud of my own peen. Still too anxious to show any girls though.
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I have had numerous women ask for dick pics and never sent one. Feels good, man.
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Autistic/Cringe Experiences 2017-01-30 08:30:03 Post No.34523186
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Autistic/Cringe Experiences
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Share your shit.
>be in 6th grade
>be really into sonic (inb4 already cringe)
>wear a sonic t shirt, owned the first game back when it was new, the works
>grade 6 students have to do a speech on something they like and present it to the class
>I of course do it on the most way past cool thing I can think of
>Write the fucking worst piece of garbage speech in history
>Go up to present it, in my Sonic t-shirt of course
>stutter over words for 10 minutes as I outline how I thought Sonic surpassed Mario
Here comes the part that keeps me up at night
>every time I mentioned Mario, I would gag
>thought people would find it funny
>nobody laughed
>staring as I gagged at least once per every 10 seconds
>teacher horrified
>finish speech, sit down
>nobody claps
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op, uh why did you save that picture
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>>34523222
literally googled "sonic cringe" and saved the worst I could find.
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>>34523186
it's only cringe because mario is obviously the better of sonic
however, rainbow dash is vastly superior to both
your picture is disturbing in how far below her level sonic is but still they kiss???
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Anybody here live in Oregon or Colorado?
These are both places of interest for me career wise. I was just looking for any tips or info.
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>career wise
>having a future
>being on r9k
The fuck outta here, chad
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>>34523207
I don't know what kind of career you're expecting. I'm looking to become a State Trooper in one of these states.
I just want to know if these two states are any good.
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>>34523248
Oregon is thoroughly cucked
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Two years
Two long, long years
FINALLY
NEET BUXXXXXXXXX
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>>34523153
Stop hacking the DNC you fucker
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>>34523196
Can't cuck the Tuck.
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>>34523249
Fuck, l Iove this image
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Im thinking about a robot themed podcast. What would you guys want to hear? My only topics so far are videogames, anime, tcg, and boring political stuff.
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Bunch of bump cause borex
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>>34523095
Traps and how to befriend/date them.
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>>34523095
Talk trash about normies and their stupidity. Where I can find your podcasts ?
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ITT:words that make you laugh, not the meaning just the word
>Bogpill
>supreme gentleman
>tyrone niggermelon
Thats all I can think of right now
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uranus
hehe
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That christmas song that goes ding dong dingaling ding dong dingaling doooo.
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>>34523032
The word jej makes me laugh.
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just a fucking hygiene survey 2017-01-30 08:17:12 Post No.34522968
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just a fucking hygiene survey
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>1.male/female
>2.age
>3.how many people do you live with
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
>5.do you floss
>6.how many times per week do you shower
>7.do you use deodorant
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
>11.do you use piss jugs
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
>14.do you have any pets
>15.how many times per week do you shave
>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
optional: post a pic of your room
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I have better hygiene than most people on this board. I don't know if anything Non-hygienic that I do besides sleep in bed without showering and using a somewhat dirty bathroom mat that introduces bacteria to my feet after just cleansing them.
btw I'm not a robot anymore* I just come here to lurk
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>>34522968
>1.male/female
male
>2.age
21
>3.how many people do you live with
3 other people
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14
>5.do you floss
yes
>6.how many times per week do you shower
7
>7.do you use deodorant
yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
2
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
no
>11.do you use piss jugs
no
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
no
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
9
>14.do you have any pets
no
>15.how many times per week do you shave
1 (just to trim beard and clean up neck line)
>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
no
beat that you disgusting fucks
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>1.male/female
Female
>2.age
20
>3.how many people do you live with
6
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
~10 times
>5.do you floss
No
>6.how many times per week do you shower
2
>7.do you use deodorant
Yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
1, I rotate the same 5 shirts for each day of the week though
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
No
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
Yes
>11.do you use piss jugs
No
>12.do you shit in anything besides a toilet
Sometimes the shower
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
Don't have to clean up
>14.do you have any pets
No
>15.how many times per week do you shave
Never
>16.is there trash or random shit in your living area
Yes a lot
/UnitedFeelsOfAmerica/
Inaugural edition.
If the Brits can have one, so can we.
What state is everyone in? Phoenix, AZ here.
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>>34522928
This thread needs to become a regular thing on r9k
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>>34522928
Mfw I'm the one who started this meme
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>>34522928
This whole board is America edition, no need for this thread
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What is the best way to kys discretly? 2017-01-30 08:09:24 Post No.34522840
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What is the best way to kys discretly?
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Okay, since the whole world is filled with whiteknights normies, I'm asking it here. I'm gonna turn an hero soon, but I don't want anybody to know that I did. Basically, I want it to looks like a natural death and I don't want it to be bloody.
Got any tips or idea? Please, don't be a faggot and don't post if you're gonna post a "don't do it :-((("
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>>34522840
haven't you tried google?
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>>34522840
Drug overdose my nig
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>>34522908
I did. Only found shitty sites saying "OH NO DON'T DO IT" where basically it's not what I'm looking for.
>>34522927
I thought about it, but I really don't want nobody to know that I killed myself. I want it to looks like a natural death.
In short, I'm broken in the inside because my ex gf killed herself because of me, I don't want my new ex gf to be broken as fuck when she will learn that I killed myself. Even if it's not because of her, she will feel guilty. So I just want it to looks like a natural death, idk, heart attack or whatever. Also I don't want it to be bloody.
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In all seriousness is he an actual racist or is he just trying to be as edgy as possible for views?
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Edgy """""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""" is for spergs
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>>34522839
>le edgy niggerfaggot man
he is the definition of edgy
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>>34522839
Saying 'nigger' just for memes & comedy
>racism
Neck yourself
>tfw i will leave my house tomorrow
shit, i dont wanna go to the psychologist
i will see happy people and normies
feels bad
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>i dont wanna go to the psychologist
is it a kike?
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>>34522854
>i think she is a young whore, the daughter of a high class psychiatrist i think
ABORT MISSION
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>>34522801
>shit, i dont wanna go to the psychologist
Dont go then.
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I just don't fucking get it. I did everything you're supposed to do. I started working out, I fixed my diet, I fixed my skin, improved my dental hygiene, worked on being charismatic, learned about having real conversations, I did everything I could.
It was working, I lowered my standards, I went for a girl with bad hygiene, no friends, no hobbies, everything that I was. We seemed to be hitting it off, and I even managed to get her phone number.
Then for some reason today she left class like I was chasing her. She even tried to act like she was taking a different route to get away. She acted like normal and like my friend all class up until the moment it ended.
I don't know what to do with myself. I know I should just try to move on but this was going so well. How could I expect a girl to be interested in me after dropping my standards to the minimum didn't work?
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>>34522793
Women aren't capable of love...if you want sex there's prostitutes but it doesn't fix love. You have to find love in simple things anon...maybe hobbies. Maybe a best friend. I hope things get better anon
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finally now you realize that all the advice you got from attractive people (appearance and personality wise) is bullshit. now abandon this silly game and use your time for things that are actually worth it, not women. why waste the few years you have on bullshit like that?
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>>34522893
>women aren't capable of love
Please shut up, just because some girl may had hurt you, doesn't mean all females are heartless sociopaths. This myth HAS to stop.