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Public Bathroom Stories 2017-01-30 09:09:07 Post No.34523965
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>in uni
>taking a shit
>Chad A comes in to use urinal
>he finishes
>Enter Chad B
>"WOOAH WHATUP MY DUDE, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE"
>Ultra normies
>can't stand it
>mummble, 'fucking normies to myself'
>brace myself for impact
>*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>let out a huge moan as a mile long log was just flung out my anus, splashing the water all along my ass checks and emitting the vilest of stenches
>Chads go quiet
>they leave
Mission accomplished.
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did hitler really meet the ayys though?
discuss
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>>34523981
They agreed to conquer the galaxy together, but Hitler didn't hold up his end of the bargain, i.e. winning the war.
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>In upstairs part of colleges computer building
>Urge to piss and shit
>Run to bathroom and go into first stall that is open
>Unleash the beast
>I sneeze before sitting down and my shit went on the center pipe
>I am also peeing at the same time but can't sit down because of shit on toilet
>Dick isn't long enough to aim piss into toilet
>Am disgusted with myself
>Still have too wipe
>No toilet paper so use socks
>Hide socks inside empty toilet paper roll
>There is still pee and shit everywhere but wanna go home and cry and shower
>Walk out of stall and a black paraplegic person in wheelchair is waiting for me to get out
>Realized my mess was in the handicapped bathroom
>Rush out and don't wash hands
>Here yelling from bathroom as I'm running downstairs
>Walk to car and go home defeated
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Why is suicide taboo?
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>>34523942
le old space man says its bad
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>>34523942
>multiple-dose vial
Why? In case you fuck up the first time? Having some friends over?
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>>34523942
Because it causes sadness to your loved one and makes you look like a pussy.
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My therapist recently advised me to "restrict" my self-awareness and take life "less seriously" to overcome my depression and existential crises. She thinks I lack the mental mechanism which prevents a young man from becoming too intelligent, to soon. I can't say I disagree, but I am also very hesitant to impose any restrictions on my intellect or the profound self-awareness it allows me to experience on a near-constant basis.
Either I continue to be intelligent, self-conscious, mentally liberated yet depressed or I resign myself to an extended period of intellectual mediocrity. My therapist has been in the profession for some thirty years, and tells me that I am the only young person she has ever come across who struggles with such intense mental turmoil at such a young age. I told her I have always been a precocious individual but she insists that this isn't just a case of me being precocious, but rather a case (so she tells me) of me being so intelligent at such a young age that my brain has insufficient means, due to my neurobiology being underdeveloped for the type of thoughts and cognitive functioning I experience, that I am simply burdened by a kind of genius that it is almost impossible to bear without quote "burning out". She is very concerned (she treats me a little like a son, though I can't deny the fact that I've noticed a certain look in her eyes at times which suggests she is also attracted to me in an erotic sense) and has suggested that I take a break and either defer my studies for a year or become a voluntary patient at a mental health facility. But still, my native inclination is to avoid any triviality in life or any "easy going" form of philosophy which endorses physical pleasure over the riches of an organized and disciplined mental life. And this inclination is so powerful that I am afraid that it is unavoidable that I continue to be a genius and to suffer only as a genius is able to do. What do you suggest /r9k/?
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>>34523936
Suicide.
oc
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iktf OP who /STEM/ here?
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>>34523936
>"restrict" my self-awareness and take life "less seriously"
How would you do that anyway?
It's not like it's voluntary.
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Characters who literal youness cannot be overstated.
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>>34523859
Same
>trained extremely hard for 3 years
>everything I punch fucking dies
>some faggot cyborg keeps following me around
>all I really want is to fight someone with powers equal to me
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>>34523859
Is he a one fick guy? Would a woman die if he fugged her? One insertion K.O? Is he the eternal virgin alpha ?
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>Always happy
Yep,me.
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>I was only 12 years old
>I loved idubbbz so much, i had all the merchandise and videos
>I pray to idubbbz every night before bed, thanking him for the life i've been given
>"Idubbbz is gay" i say. "idubbbz is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me fucking retarded
>I knew he was just a leafy fan
>I call him a niggerfaggot
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its idubbbz
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "what are you fucking gay?"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm gay
>I spread my ass-cheeks for idubbbz
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for idubbbz
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please idubbbz
>He roars in a mighty gay retard roar as he fills my butt with his pickle juice
>My dad walks in
>idubbbz looks him straight in the eyes and says "I'm gay"
>Idubbbz leaves through the sewer
>Idubbbz is love, Idubbbz is life
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>tfw replaced culturally by people like OP
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>>34523789
Go back to R e d d i t, fag. original, for sure
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>>34523789
The pasta is pretty fag tier
>>34523902
This
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L E A N S P A C E 2017-01-30 08:58:15 Post No.34523753
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What are your experiences on Lean/Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide?
How do I guzzle this shit without throwing up (I'm aware I should avoid gauifinesin, acetaminophen, and some tertiary chemical that I recognize when I see it), and what is the best/optimal recipe for Lean? Robotrip stories? Roboflip stories?
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page 2 bump
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>>34523753
>Robotrip stories?
i ended up in the loony bin
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>>34523785
That's not much of a story, anon. Do you recall how you got there?
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I finally lost my virginity today. I thought it would be amazing but it wasnt even as good as a fap. Is sex a meme?
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>>34523744
Don't know if I'm at the same point or not because the lights were off. I jerk it every day, so I think I needed visual stimulus. But it should have felt good regardless I dunno.
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>>34523809
sex is good with someone you actually like. Its the combination of emotional connection and attraction with the sex. THats why guys who just fuck hookers all the time feel empty
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>>34523838
This has to be a meme/ apply to only women though. I get horny like everyone else, yet I couldn't zoom zoom in her boom boom when I finally got the first chance to do so in twenty years. Doesn't add up.
>he has the virgin handwriting
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>he has the virgin blink frequency
How do women pick up on something so subtle?
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>he has the clothing style
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>>34523718
How does a virgin handwriting look like?
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very important inquiry 2017-01-30 08:54:50 Post No.34523683
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Which one goes in first: Milk or cereal?
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cereal so you know how much milk you'll need you dumbfuck
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>>34523683
Cereal goes first, then the milk.
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>>34523730
/thread
Are americans really this stupid?
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What state are you in? What do you think of this new executive order banning citizens of seven countries from entering the United States?
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>>34523639
As someone who has family who live in Iraq and is very close to Baghdad where ISIS is close too I say it is good. It keeps terrorist SUNNI type muslims out of the U.S. Sunni section of muslims are the terrorists. Osama, Sadam, Al Qaeda, Taliban are all sunni terrorists. Sunni is the type of muslim they are, like catholic christians versus protestants. Thats why the iraqi government is helping kill ISIS.
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>>34523639
>What state are you in?
Ohio
>What do you think of this new executive order banning citizens of seven countries from entering the United States?
Pretty based desu
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OP here. I'm in Florida. Weather is great. Publix is great. It's all great. Feels good to live in the best country on Earth.
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God here AMA
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>>34523606
where do i live
god sama
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>>34523606
Why haven't you killed me yet like I ask you to every night?
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>>34523606
Make me a girl
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/motivationgeneral/
In this thread you post movie scenes, music, vidya scenes, art, anything that makes you feel motivated, alive. Anything that has some power over you and makes you feel.
I will start us of with a classic, and my personal favourite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA
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>>34523594
Another one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OfUV-F9jFro
The whole movie is a must
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I have a thing for last stands and I want to fight until I die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8_pWDwmmm0
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qbI7gxxbYpo
Classic get shit done attitude
Anonymous
Who here has had enough? 2017-01-30 08:46:01 Post No.34523502
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>>Chronically depressed 10+ years, literally 0 friends, college dropout, only ever been dumped and cheated on, shity family hates me, can't even get shitty fast food job, can't even prison gay, grindr bf breaks up with me, cheats on me. Think ive had enough/r9k/
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>>34523502
If you don't value yourself no one else will. Stay strong, anon. Things can always get better!
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>>34523502
Yeah, same boat. Got enough money for about a month before I'll be homeless. Probably gonna an hero pretty soon.
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Post contact info if /lonely/ and want to talk.
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>make fake okcupid account to see who is my competition
>am now considering suicide
OK first of all, there are fucking CHADS, who have it all on there. Do you know the women who they are competing for? 1/20 is moderately attractive. The rest are horrendously ugly. This is not even a hyperbole.
WTF. Fuck online dating.
So like, how does this even work. Okcupid is not very popular in my city. There is legitimately only 2 girls in my city who are on the same league with these 20 or so Chads. Do these two roasties just bang the Chad in turn? Like wtf? Do the Chads just fuck ugly women way beneath them?
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OK WTF
My profile is EMPTY. I don't even have a photo of my face (duh!)
I already have 5 visitors and 2 messages. It's been less than a minute.
WTF.
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>>34523373
a 10/10 wants 10/10's and ignores fat ugly bitches
chad isnt fucking them but theyre trying desperately to get his attention
t. a 10/10
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>>34523407
>I don't even have a photo of my face
Do you think you'd be getting messages if you did?
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ITT we pretend we're in a nice and pleasant flight until someone rolls trips, then flight gets hijacked by sjw, money grubbing, muslim, taco eating, aliens from outer space and we lose our SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>34523334
This actually seems fun
I'm going to watch an in-flight porn and not use earphones
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"Excuse me ma'am, could you please shut off that man's pornography? Also, I would like to order a burger, please."
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>>34523357
Hello my good boy, here I can lend you my ear phones in order to improve your audio quality and so other people are not disturbed by your high quality pornographic snuff films :)