File: 1485713829556.jpg (222KB, 919x900px) Image search:
[Google]
222KB, 919x900px
What would your perfect life look like anon?
28 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
Without depression. Than I would just spend time wondering in nature and chilling with friends.
>>
>>34525212
With me not there.
In case you are dense. I wish I was fucking dead.
>>
Living in a big house in a small town with beautiful landscape, earn a lot of money with my books. Married to my oneitis and have 4+ healthy children. Good family where everyone loves and has time for each other.
File: download.jpg (10KB, 193x219px) Image search:
[Google]
10KB, 193x219px
S-senpai, come here and join our discord, I m-miss you.
https://discord.gg/uGJK4F3
8 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1484652872519.png (65KB, 414x248px) Image search:
[Google]
65KB, 414x248px
Nein, du schweinne
>>
>>34525178
What's the first letter of your senpai's name?
>>
>>34525462
B
Orelagorarnareoe
File: 64327859785823945643278.jpg (98KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
98KB, 1280x720px
I CAN'T GET THIS TONSIL STONE OUT OF MY TONSIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
13 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
File: CumFace.png (81KB, 257x267px) Image search:
[Google]
81KB, 257x267px
>>34525163
I think I'm going to try and invent a tonsil stone vacuum based on the dentist's water sucker.
It would be so satisfying to numb the throat and suck them all out.
>>
>>34525163
You're not brushing you're teeth you disgusting faggot, trust me I know, I used to get them all the time because I was too fucking lazy to brush my teeth. Start brushing your teeth you repulsive vermin.
>>
>>34525163
I heard a helping ofmysemen helps dissolve it.
Better get busy.
File: comment_G5WEduMMapVUm4dL4RceuRwbfmDBdx1Q.jpg (76KB, 600x600px) Image search:
[Google]
76KB, 600x600px
Where my muslim robots at?
>go to university campus
>bring cardboard sign that says "hug a muslim for solidarity"
>lose hug virginity to tons of virtue-signalling qts
18 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34525075
wtf I now love muslims
That's a good trick, I have a beard and some people sometimes tell me I somehow look arabic, possibly could use
>>
>>34525414
If you're fairly white, you might even be able to pass as a Syrian. Double points
>>
>>34525075
>Be female.
>Be pure Kissless hugless Virgin + blonde and not fat.
>Be at campus.
>Orbiting Stacy and group of her friends.
>They're doing their thing I'm mostly just following them around.
>Boredoom.
>We pass near a crowd of protesters.
>They are talking about Trump and the news now, Fucking Perfect.
>I'm pretty sure they couln't even point Syria on a map.
>Dude has a sign that says "Hug a muslim for solidarity"
>ohfuckme.jpg
>Of course Stacy wants to hug him.
>One by one they hug the shitskin.
>They looked at me.
>Some akward second pass.
>They expect me to hug him.
>I don't want to hug a stranger.
>Spaghetti storm.
>I have to.
>"What anoness, You don't want to hug him? I didn't know you were RACIST"
>Now everyone's looking at me.
>I can feel their stare over my skin.
>Panic
>Breath is short, start to sweat.
>I
>HAVE
>TO
>Get closer to shitskin muslim.
>I want to cry but I cannot lose their approval now, I've worked so hard to get accepted in the group + everyone's looking at me and I would probably get killed by the mob if i don't do it.
>Move my hands around his shoulder.
>Hug him.
>I literally want to cry now.
>He smells like goats, kebab and sins.
>He pats my shoulders a couple of time.
>I feel violated, giving out my first hug to a complete stranger.
>I am unpure now.
>I'm sorry.
>Get home and turn on the shower.
>Cry in the shower so that I cannot see my tears.
>Exit shower.
>Open 4chan.
>See thread.
Anonymous
Want to get back with Ex gf 2017-01-30 09:58:57 Post No.34525032
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Want to get back with Ex gf 2017-01-30 09:58:57 Post No.34525032
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1485656801449.jpg (63KB, 450x562px) Image search:
[Google]
63KB, 450x562px
Want to get back with Ex gf
Anonymous
2017-01-30 09:58:57
Post No. 34525032
[Report]
[View this topic]
my ex gf's mom doesnt want me to get back with my ex gf. Reason being is because she doesnt want her relationship with my family to dwindle if things go south again. What do i do fellow robots?
12 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
Normies get out. Fucking Normie. REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>34525192
OP here
I just want a gf dude. She is a 5/10 nerd
>>
File: selective.jpg (17KB, 620x349px) Image search:
[Google]
17KB, 620x349px
Remake this thread here >>>/adv/
File: 1483280442180.jpg (368KB, 840x700px) Image search:
[Google]
368KB, 840x700px
Any other black robots out there? How's life going for you? I've always lived in fairly ghetto neighborhoods full of loud, confident niggas who have no problems socializing and taking calls on the bus and shit. I'm basically the opposite of that but can blend easily if I need too. I have a couple bros like me around who watch anime, play weeb games and can't figure out how to talk to women. We live with our parents still... Idk where I'm going with this.
But I'll share some thoughts
I kinda feel bad for white loser nerds because its almost excepted of you, and you're stereotyped harder for being NEET, social anxiety trainwrecks with lame hobbies and no game with the opposite sex. Girls don't give you a chance automatically. That's pretty rough in my eyes at least. Got no sympathy for you hatred filled racist motherfuckers tho, but I know and talk to a handful of you white dudes who are tolerant and have no racial qualms. Cheers for the endless nights of WC3 and counter strike over the years my bruthas.
Now in my case tho, I've been approached by women often but completely fuck it up with stuttering autism. And that's my own damn fault, but the laughter and insults come quick and harsh, like I'm a waste of a big dick and its so shocking that I can't look a girl in the eyes. Roasties expect me to be something I'm not and that's unacceptable? Fuck this earth. I'm 26 years old so I'm pretty hopeless of ever being able to take advantage of supposedly being "smooth". Fuck that stereotype. At least with my family and circle of friends being a weeaboo shut in isn't demonized so much, like everyone's just glad I'm not gangbanging or some shit. My problem is my environment I guess. Going to try online dating as my last ditch effort. I'm just tired of not being what these damn bitches want me to be.
14 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
I feel you.
I have the exact same hobbies and problems as you do. I want to better myself before I try to find a girl.
>>
>>34525087
Its a shitty boat when everyone has a built In idea of what you are and how you have to present yourself. The constant hate from non black folk and not fitting in my own community has left me pretty fucked in the head and self loathing. I hope you're younger than me and achieve the goals you set for yourself. And btw to anyone reading, the black community isn't cruel to me and are supportive desu, but in the romance world I am bottom of the barrel. My face is pretty jacked up and I can't afford nice clothes or a car. I'm in limbo
>>
File: IMG_20170103_142431.jpg (210KB, 900x649px) Image search:
[Google]
210KB, 900x649px
Wish I could offer some advice, but I don't go outside. I know myself, so I know I don't like other people.
>be me
>be in communications class
>persuasive speech
>autism = activate
>start speech with "be me"
>awkward silence from class
should i just drop out?
10 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34524884
Maybe a fembot was there and thought it was cute.
>>
File: 1485724579670.jpg (22KB, 247x242px) Image search:
[Google]
22KB, 247x242px
>>34524884
>start speech with "be me"
>>
>>34525643
Laugh at me again I'll kill you
File: child-poverty.jpg (15KB, 600x300px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 600x300px
can someone tell me whats the fucking point of bringing childen to this world if you cant provide them anything?
hurr durr i dont mean some african kids who literally eat shit, but us people from 1st maybe 2nd world countries who often became the victimis of bullying becouse parents didnt buy us new clothes, trips abroad or even cars while all the other chads and stacies were having fun thanks to their parents money
why do they do this to us?
27 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34524850
I don't like these threads because you will see coming all richfags and the thread will be shit quickly.
We are poor, that all.
>>
people are still taught to believe having kids will magically fix all their problems. its a meme that preys on everyone's most basic biological urge, and as ridiculous as it is, it works.
>>
>>34525066
but anon please do tell me.
if you had found poor cutie gf would you want to have a children with her? knowing that they will have to face all the problems that you used to have
File: IMG_3348.jpg (97KB, 959x960px) Image search:
[Google]
97KB, 959x960px
>tfw you fantasize about World War III just because I would have a marginally better chance of getting a gf if millions of young men were to be killed in combat
9 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34524689
I thought dogs didn't like vegetables
>>
>>34524710
Nope, they love carrots and potatoes. My dog used to eat peppers and stuff too.
>>
File: 148503025332577.jpg (48KB, 564x421px) Image search:
[Google]
48KB, 564x421px
>>34524689
>World War
>worrying about a gf
Comfort women galore, one of the benefits of war is being able to fuck who you conquer.
File: thumbsup.jpg (19KB, 390x365px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 390x365px
MOTHER IS GONNA LET ME GET A DOGGO
MOTHER IS GONNA LET ME GET A DOGGO
oh shit boys finally getting my own pet
19 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34524670
please be good to him. Doggos are good boys that deserve love
>>
hi twitter
>>
>>34524699
I will be he's gonna be my friend
File: 1471566222132.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1920x1080px
>mfw I learned that normies can get depressed and even have depression/anxiety without it being some meme
I mean, granted, it's like a Mexican with blue eyes, but it still happens.
17 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>34524640
nice try redditfag, go fuck yourself.
>>
File: 1481148574503.jpg (170KB, 890x876px) Image search:
[Google]
170KB, 890x876px
>>34524693
>Stop having an opinion different than mine!
Originhale
>>
File: IMG_1551.gif (468KB, 148x148px) Image search:
[Google]
468KB, 148x148px
>>34524729
>Stop having an opinion different than mine!
Ha, that's exactly the thought you try to convey in your original post. You do realize that don't you?
File: fd49204ccc3ad83cc4e1434d514a9aa7.jpg (11KB, 600x434px) Image search:
[Google]
11KB, 600x434px
Who /drinkingalone/ here? Cheers
13 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
I used to do this at night. Would slug back 6-8 beers while playing Europa universalis or shit posting and then go to sleep
Now I've been sober for over a hundred days. You can do it too anon!
>>
right here, cheers.
whatcha got?
>>
File: 1478638781000.jpg (96KB, 906x799px) Image search:
[Google]
96KB, 906x799px
>>34524626
Friend does fuck all but sit and drink cheep cider any chance he gets
Hes been doing it for years now
Its put me off drinking desu
Try to anything else (go for a walk/go outside/ do something)
But it always ends up with "yeah anon let me just get ready"
>3 hours of drinking later
Its too late to do anything, welp might as well just sit here and drink more
File: Dennis_and_Mac.jpg (86KB, 730x720px) Image search:
[Google]
86KB, 730x720px
Are Dennis and Mac perfect fusions on the spectrum of robot/chad?
>have sex with women
>look decent
>have normal jobs
>no friends
>literal degenerates
>not very smart in social situations
46 Posts / 12 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1483495582159.jpg (127KB, 500x381px) Image search:
[Google]
127KB, 500x381px
>>34524619
I would say yes. They found the perfect mix, but then again its a tv show, this shit wouldn't work so well in real life.
>>
>>34524707
that is true as well, and they tend to play up the ignorance a lot. Still, that would be a pretty good and careless way to live
>>
>>34524619
Well dennis is an implied serial killer, so that is fairly chad-like
File: 1424911499053.jpg (17KB, 225x225px) Image search:
[Google]
17KB, 225x225px
>just toId my mom to fuck off
>can hear her crying downstairs
8 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1474484177862s.jpg (3KB, 124x90px) Image search:
[Google]
3KB, 124x90px
>>34524607
That's not nice, anon. Why would you say something so mean to your own mother?
>>
>>34524607
I say that to my dad and we get into a screaming match kek.
>>
>>34524607
Now go downstairs and fuck her as apology.
Anonymous
any other robots /bouncewalk/ here? 2017-01-30 09:36:58 Post No.34524555
[Report] Image search: [Google]
any other robots /bouncewalk/ here? 2017-01-30 09:36:58 Post No.34524555
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: bounce-walk.jpg (98KB, 1222x524px) Image search:
[Google]
98KB, 1222x524px
any other robots /bouncewalk/ here?
Anonymous
2017-01-30 09:36:58
Post No. 34524555
[Report]
[View this topic]
super autistic and hard to avoid, how do I walk like a normie
35 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 16266242_1785462991775993_3219421157519870636_n.jpg (54KB, 699x767px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 699x767px
HELP PLEASE HELP ME TOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>34524555
I don't know anon. Make a doctor appointment or ask /adv/. Just want to bump your thread. I feel bad for you.
>>
>>34524555
Y-yes. Almost everybody in my life has made a comment at one point or another. It's embarrassing and idk how to stop it other than wearing heels... Which only helps because I can't walk "automatically" in heels. So I always look like a gimp.