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>come to 4chan 5 years ago
>never cared about Japanese culture
>always got bothered seeing people post anime images on non anime boards
>eventually decide to watch Ghibli films after seeing them spammed so much on /tv/
>really like the art style and find them comfy
>start watching series like Welcome to the NHK and Cowboy Bebop
>start craving more and more entry level series and get into Japanese culture
>find myself looking into prices for plane tickets to Japan
FUCK MAKE IT STOP
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>>34525736
the next step for you is to fap exclusively to 2d anime girl
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The next step is cuteposting
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>>34527212
ALL CUTEPOSTERS DESERVE TO BE ROUNDED UP AND SHOVED INTO A BASEMENT UNTIL THERES NO ROOM TO SIT AND LEFT TO ROT AND DIE AND ROT
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What about the theory that women that like anal will be more co-operative during rape?
I like anal. How would you rape me?
I favor pic. But fatter. 6'2" 285lbs. So, much fatter.
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>>34525714
>mfw Gollum has more chest hair than I do.
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>>34525714
WHY DO I FIND THIS AROUSING? WHAT HAVE I BECOME ROBOTS
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its unfortunate, she has a cute face and nice eyebrows but its overshadowed by all the other shit going on below that
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OK robots, what's for dinner 01/30
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You're already eating?
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nothing, I have no appetite
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>>34525671
Fuck I literally just finished eating, too bad anon.
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How does it feel knowing that you are basically already dead?
As in life is so short that you'll be 80+ in a few moments and you'll wonder how did it pass by so fast.
>you will now remember this post on your deathbed and realize I was rightthis also applies if you kill yourself/die earlier of other causes earlier
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>>34525663
Death cannot come soon enough, friend.
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By the time I'm 80 they'll have human longevity or at least transhuman technology.
You better believe I'll live to shitpost forever, if I can.
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>always been somewhat scared of the concept of death
>thought about it a bit when out walking recently
>felt genuine existential terror upon the deep realisation that my world will inevitably end some day
I can't really describe it properly, but the more I think about the nature of life and death the more I feel like I'm going insane.
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How do i into artist gf?
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either be real cool or be a real cool fellow artist.
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Women don't have the brain power to make worthwhile art nor can they recognize the beauty of art.
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>>34525718
on the surface, maybe. whatever happens today and in the future, they've done great stuff in the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_F0mPq7ec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DIC7KXa3jk
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>tfw too much of an autistic fuccboi to go around looking for erp/lewds to do with an anon and submit to them
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>>34525634
Yeah I too know this feel fucking sucks
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>tfw love sharing lewds but people just want to be dominant/submissive and that just turns me off
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>>34525634
>tfw saw this thread late
>tfw no op to toy with
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>"hey anon, I need to use your computer for something"
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>>34525612
Check to see if my porn is off
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What is "Sign out and log in as guest?"
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>>34525869
This desu famalamadingdong
this is definitely original get off my dick
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Are you self-aware of your failures or do you blame everything on others?
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painfully self aware
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>>34525539
why are they eating out of a wooden block with a bowl in it?
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why can't it be both?
why does it have to be "it's all my fault" or "it's everyone else's fault"
it can be both
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>Is sex extremely common?
>And if it is how common is it?
>Do most people have sex everyday?
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>>34525524
>Is sex extremely common?
No
>And if it is how common is it?
it depends on the person and the state their life is right at the moment
>Do most people have sex everyday?
Not at all. Only people in really sexually intense relationships have sex everyday
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>>34525524
>Is sex extremely common?And if it is how common is it?
I wonder, too. Hollywood sure tells us it is.
>Do most people have sex everyday?
No. That`s for sure. My roommate doesn`t have sex with her bf when he`s over.
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>>34525766
It seems like all normies talk about is sex and getting laid so it has to be quite common.
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Here's a sad story for you bots, I had forgotten about it but it made me have a feel.
> be me in HS, sophomore
> marching band kid, only people I talked to were in band and I never even made any lasting friendships because I was homeschooled until highschool
> (If you are ever a parent please never homeschool your kids, it's cruel)
> be my virgin beta self, never had a gf, never even tried to talk to a girl
> ok
> so in marching bands, they have these competitions called "Band Reviews" where you just go out and show off your band with other bands, it's the best thing ever
> the first review my band did every season is at home in California
if you ever have the chance to come to California I recommend Santa Cruz. It's a cute little beach town
> after my band matches there is always a nice long time to wait until the awards ceremony, which is the best part of the day
> you get a few thousand high school bandies together on the beach or in the hometown's football stadium and they all scream their heads off and go wild, I loved it
> in the few hours before the awards I liked to take the time and wander around the Beach Boardwalk because I hardly ever go outside and I wanted to pretend to have a good time
now the main part of the story
> in band there was a girl
> I think she was two years older than me so she was a senior then, maybe a junior
> she played bagpipes and was always practicing with the other bagpipes in the back rooms or outside so I almost never saw her in class
> she was amazing
> she was really smart, artsy, cute, probably about 5'6" or shorter
> always calm, polite, laughed a lot too
> I thought she was amazing
> I never said anything to her so she probably didn't know I exist (but not in a mean way)
Cont?
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I read your shit. Go on.
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>>34525502
oregnalio commentatusio
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>>34525502
Cont
Back to the story
> Band review day comes, we match, change and that's it. People go off to do their own thing and have fun
> I hardly remember anything from that day, so the story is more feels than a real story
> one way or another I end up near her (I won't give her a fake name because that seems weird so we can call her A)
> again, sorry for no details, makes for a shitty story but whatever
> I think she says something about going to the Boardwalk and hitting up the arcade, one way or another I end up coming along
Some more details
> I was homeschooled in a Christian family, so there were a couple things I didn't know about like evolution (I couldn't care either way honestly) and homosexuality
> now you would never guess it but A was a lesbian
> she honestly seemed completely normal (sorry if that offends you)
> to make matters worse I had almost no idea what homosexuals were like
> I had a gay friend a year or two above me, I think he liked me but I didn't get what he was saying and was straight anyway
> I had even less idea what lesbians were like, I thought all they did was scissor each other or something weird like that
> at one point I was introduced to A's girlfriend
> she was more of your typical lesbian, you could tell by looking at her pretty easily
> anyway
> after the band review I somehow end up with A and one way or another her friend (we'll call her B) shows up
> the three of us go down to the boardwalk
> twolesbosandavirgbot.jpeg
> for a few hours they just walked around the Beach and the boardwalk and the arcade, just chatting
> I awkwardly tagged along
> I always have this fantasy of getting jumped by some random dude and fighting to protect a girl but it has never happened
> somewhere in the back of my mind I probably felt protective, or needed, or something chilvarous
> of course not, but a dude can dream right?
Cont for last part?
How do we quell the negative emotions inside of us? The jealousy, hatred, envy. How do you robots do it? And if you don't, why did you embrace the anger?
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If any of us truly knew how to do that we would be successful and wouldn't be here would we.
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>>34525409
True. I just want to believe that there is a short term solution, some way to just go out and have one night in which I'm not perpetually being consumed by vitriol.
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>>34525344
Focus on your desires; on what you want out of life. As long as you are doing that no negativity can get you.
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>mfw I see an elf
FUCKING ELVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE THEY SO POPULAR!!! THEY ARE TRASH AND BE ASSHOLES EVERYWHERE, KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING KNIFE EARS
>inb4 someone tries to defend the lowest tier of "race"
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>>34525329
Elves don't exist, kiddo
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>>34525329
I like elves in porn because I imagine they can not only survive but also enjoy all the nasty fucked up shit that gets done to them.
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>>34525329
cry more goy
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This is literally the first day in seven years that I haven't abused alcohol and pot all day. I'm not kicking heroin but it feels super rough to be sober. Cheer me up with some cute waifu memes please, /r9k/.
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Im proud of you anon.
oreganoanfon
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>>34525395
Those are some pretty rad tits going on there. Thanks mane. I'm feeling slightly better already.
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When's the last time you went to sleep sober?
I don't know how I used to do it.
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Say whatever on the mic yo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s014uQt5jujl
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IH44qMCUrE
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>>34525229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VG1cFNKjZ2
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>>34525381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y1DVtqhYxL
How can I improve my conversational skills?
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any tips on how to improve my skiing?
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>>34525221
have conversations with people
if you want to achieve mastery, start loggin hours
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>>34525221
I've often found just keep asking why and laughing will stretch a conversation far people love talking about themselves