can smell my pussy stink through my sweatpants
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can you smell tyrone's cum?
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>>34527545
You must be in heat.. mating season is approaching
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post your pussy stink
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Noticed that my porn folder is edging on a milestone.
To celebrate this glorious tear-jerking moment, I present it to you.
Anon, you're up.
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Who cares about porn OP, how many pepes do you have?
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You'd get bonus points for it being only pictures, but that would be madness.
I browse videos online and download a small portion of pictures that I feel like I'd like to revisit again. Sorry to dissapoint bruh
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>>34527553
I'd like to inquire about your categorized pepe sub directories
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>not hungry
>still want to eat
Why
Pic unrelated
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>>34527478
It is a habit that you use to pre-occupy yourself when you otherwise have nothing else to do. Play DS3 instead.
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>>34527515
I'm already playing, but after more than 1300 hours the game gets boring. I want the next DLC as soon as possible, I have nothing else to wait for
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>>34527478
>what is gluttony
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Why do you fall in love with any girl that gives you the slightest bit of recognition?
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>>34527422
>Why do you fall in love with any girl that gives you the slightest bit of recognition?
Why do neglected dogs fall in love with anyone that gives them the slightest bit of recognition?
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Because I'm not used to that recognition and have no idea how to handle it.
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>>34527422
Probably because of the lack of attention from females.
>normies still haven't stolen wojak from us
this is a good feel
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>>34527332
No one wants that bald crying faggot
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>>34527346
say that to his face cocksucking normie
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normie here who lurks to make fun of you
going to start posting Wojack on reddit and sending him to all my friends because of this post
Also going to show it off to my Tumblr using little sister, she loves new memes, and has over 1300 followers
You caused the death of wojack
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Brothers, I got my first form of photo ID at the age of 23, today is a day of celebration, I urge you all to do the same, this little cards are our key to escaping.
pic related, celebrating with PBR, apple sauce, and tendies
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>>34527291
>tfw your thread dies instantly
I deserve this.
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Autism speaks
None of those food itesm compliment each other
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>applesauce
I never understood how people will unironically eat this.
There's an "alt-Stacey" that's interested in me, and I'm attracted to her. She has a bunch of red flags that r9k hates, like piercings, full sleeve tattoo, and dyed hair (although not an unnatural color). Furthermore, I think she's a feminist/libfag as well, but I don't know how far along she is in that crock of bullshit.
Problem is, I get along REALLY well with her. The first time we met, we wound up talking about old bands we used to listen to for hours (cringeworthy bands like Atreyu, Darkest Hour, KsE). Then we talked about weeb shit from anime to Final Fantasy.
Should I just go for it? Or are alt-Staceys bad news?
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>>34527250
Sure, just abandon if she cheats on you. Sounds like a nice cyberpunk grill. Also if shit goes right way, get a site blocker plugin and block 4ch forever.
Or I will find you and fuck you up. Or my ghost in the afterlife will.
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>>34527316
Oh yeah, and talking politics with her is OK even if you're two opposite alts. Just take deep breaths and sip tea if it starts to stress you out. And try not to shout or you'll both be half deaf by 40.
Beware of my ghost, he will be a greedy bloodthirsty asshole.
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> I get along REALLY well with her
Why are you letting /r9k/ determine your relationship?
Date her you stupid shit
You have an out, escape this wretched hellhole
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Why not find a Latina gf?
>Makes good food
>Super fertile
>Assertive and helps you become more alpha
>Loyal to her man and children
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>>34527241
Because all the whites and blacks keep taking them because whites and blacks cannot be robots
t. latinobot
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>>34527241
Latinas age like shit. After pooping out kids and or entering their 40s, they become short, fat housemaids.
They even age worse than whites.
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>>34527264
This.
It's so clearly a eugenics campaign to exterminate brown people forever and we are at the receiving end.
Whites are always clamoring against racemixing while stealing our women. Every woman you steal is one less potential gf for me and since my dating pool is already small, that leaves literally nothing for people like me.
>>34527292
Ok, so stay away from them and let me have a gf.
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>always liked the idea of being a language teacher
>applied for a job, went through intense training and testing
>nailed everything
>I'm about to give my first class in about 20 minutes
>freaking out a bit
Help me out bros
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>>34527213
fucking watch out.
kids can be brutal sometimes.
don't let them make you feel bad if you make any flaws.
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You'll do fine, don't sweat it. What language are you teaching?
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>>34527213
just beat the living shit outta the biggest kid in the class. use a chair or something if you need to.
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who /hypersexual/ here? 2017-01-30 11:36:15 Post No.34527211
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I've always had a fixation on sex, and cocks in particular, even when I was a loli.
Before even knowing what the fuck a dick was, I used to fantasize about the crotches of men around and feeling my genitals tingle - I have these memories from as young as 4 years of age. But most people I know say that they only became interested in lewd things at puberty so what does this mean?
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3D WOMEN CANNOT BE LOLIS
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>34527279
Yeah, only 3d girls can be lolis.
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>>34527211
You probably have a hyperactive thyroid or pituitary gland. This can be caused by small tumors and cysts, however most are benign.
Except for the cancerous ones. :^)
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Time to un-robot myself.
List shit you are going to do today to transform to normie
>no drugs or alcohol
>clean room
>shower
>buy actual groceries not order pizza
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i've been doing that for years and i'm still not a normie
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its fucking 6:30PM
fuck off, I'm eating a bowl of lucky charms and listening to the Mass Effect soundtracks
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I'm super into cleaning myself. It makes me feel accomplished and rooms feel bigger when there's not junk everywhere.
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>Be me
>Black male
>Get tons of dirty looks from white dudes when I'm out with my Japanese fiance
>Have had white dudes try to start fights with me over her
Literally why? I thought you guys wanted me to stay away from "your" women.
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>>34527029
Japanese women ARE our women
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Whites can fuck anyone they want, But niggers should only fuck other niggers.
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>>34527029
Good on you fellow melanin bot. Remember cum skins, whites cant be robots. You should all become qt traps for us.
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Old people 40+, why are you on this website? Don't you have anything better to do?
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>>34527013
43 here,
l find it funny :)
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83 years old here
Ask me anything
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>>34527068
Post a picture of your liver spotted hand or fuck off
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Which shooter was the biggest robot 2017-01-30 11:25:50 Post No.34526955
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>why isn't it Elliot
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>>34526955
depends on your definition of robot.
my pick is adam lanza, completely socially inept and incapable of proper expression, but pretty intelligent and well spoken in the right environments (anonymous ones).
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>>34527164
What about Marc Lepine
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Michael Ryan, Loner and lived with his mum.
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Is it possible for a dude to turn gay? I think I'm done with this whole "women" thing.
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Being gay is a choice, so yes.
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>>34526943
Yep I chose to be gay to become a lifelong NEET. My husband sucks my cock and I fuck him the ass when we have sex. I just cook and clean his house while he is at work and shitpost on /r9k/ all day. Fap to the idea of turning him into a tranny though.
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>>34526943
iktf
No, you become more open to the idea of "being with" a male and even start feeling some attachments or attractions to them but ultimately you still only get sexually excited over the idea of being with a woman.
If you are not committed to virginity, you can just be a bachelor (for women) and get yourself a really close bro who can be your life partner.