Anyone down for a comfy qt feet thread? I want to indulge in that fetish some more
Post boy feet instead
>>34528050
My dick is hard. Keep going.
>>34528248
jump in a fucking oven instead
If you got a stand would you become a hero and start saving women and children from bad guys?
I'd only bring it out to kill people who try to start shit with me
>>34528009
Like if they say something about your stupid hair?
>>34528014
Clean your place up, I'll be over there in a few hours
What's it like to start losing your hair at a young age? I got 99 typical robot problems but at least hair loss ain't one. With everything else that's wrong with us, obesity, autism, small penises, is balding really that bad?
It really is that bad. Its fucking painful. Your youth is completely robbed away from you and your looks will deteriorate by at least 2 points.
You can fix obesity by losing weight and manage your autism with therapy. People don't see your small dick every time you go outside.
But being bald at a young age? You are absolutely fucked.
>>34527884
Oh my god. Steve looks like *THAT*?
>is balding really that bad?
in short: yes.
>tfw no scandinavian boyfriend
i just want you to whisper cute stuff into my ear
>>34527873
I'm Scandinavian. What do you want me to whisper?
>>34527873
Germanic guys are better trust me.
How do you not love this Aryan Ubermensch?
>>34527922
Ah yes, look at this wonderful specimen.
Anyone bought any good male sex toys? Real sex obviously isn't happening at this point, I am wondering what the best option is
>>34527854
/jp/ has a onahole general, go read the op pastebin shit
>>34527854
>prostate massager arriving tomorrow
>>34528030
I bought it but its sooo difficult to actually insert it up my butthole. It takes 20 minutes to ease it into it and I just cant justify that struggle.
So instead I just touch the tip of my penis with my prostate vibrator
Why are white women so bitchy? And smug?
They're aristocrats.
they get all the dick they want
>>34527845
uhh.. why are we always using BLACKED models to make these threads?
>"Falling for the cuck meme"
Would it be better for me to just start studying for the GRA and try to get into graduate school? I've been looking for a job for FOUR MONTHS and have found nothing. I've probably applied for about 36 or so jobs and they've all denied me.
My mom is pestering me to go back to school for my M.A, she claims it'll help me find work. Frankly she's probably right, but I really didn't want to go back to school. It's a shame that I went to college for five years and can't even find some simple entry level jobs, of course I live in a rural white trash town in Texas with ZERO INDUSTRY so really the only jobs you'll find is minimum wage trash and what not.
I'm willing to relocate, but most employers aren't going to pay for you to relocate, I'm not about to move to Dallas or Austin and not have a secure job. My GPA is college was shit though, and I heard you need a 3.0 to be considered for graduate school, not sure how true that is. I had like a 2.5 or 2.6 GPA, PLUS I was on academic suspension and academic probation so not sure if that disqualifies me as well. Someone told me graduate school is a meme and even brain dead potatoes have gotten accepted to it, so that makes me hopefully. But as I said sadly I might have a better shot getting into grad school then finding work.
Trying to find work right now is just awful in my city, I'm a college graduate, I shouldn't be making minimum wage working part-time. I'd at least like something full-time paying me fucking $30,000 a year at least. I know that's not a lot of money, but I could live pretty comfortable on $30,000 a year. I don't have high living standards or requirements.
TL;DR: Should I keep looking for a job, or just try to pursue graduate school. Also I got my undergraduate in Communications and if I went to graduate school I'd probably get an M.A in Communications/Public Speaking, possibly look into being a Speech Pathologist even.
>Inb4 STEMfags
>Inb4 Haha liberal arts BTFO
>>34527838
Your degree is useless and your masters will be just as bad. Your GPA and lack of work experience disqualifies you from virtually every single high and mid tier school. What makes you think a more expensive piece of paper will make you more qualified for jobs that don't exist?
>>34528295
You do realize most employers look at the degree, and not what the degree is in, right? Especially for an entry level position. Knowing that someone has a Master's degree is usually a good way to stand out from someone who doesn't.
Also Public Speaking and Speech Pathology are not "useless" from what I researched and looked up they have an average median income of anywhere from $50,000 to $100,000 a year. That's not a bad margin in my opinion, also Public Speaking is still relevant in our society today. It'll probably never go away, and neither will Communication in general.
>>34527838
did you intern for free yet? you have to intern for free to get work experience and a recommendation to apply for entry level jobs.
let's see who "wins"
>homeless
>knee nearly broken from awful sleeping posture from tiny car
>gf is long distance, barely see each other or even talk
>have $600
>work and go to school all week
>short
>underachieving
>>34527814
>gf
man
I miss old r9k
>>34527879
I bet you're just another homecuck lol how is your BED you fag
>gf is long distance, barely see each other or even talk
>gf is long distance, barely see each other or even talk
>gf is long distance, barely see each other or even talk
>gf is long distance, barely see each other or even talk
FUCK YOU !
How much cleanup is there after a girl has finished masturbating?
>>34527786
minimal, if she put a towel down first.
>>34527786
Minimal if she doesn't smear it everywhere, a lot if she's on cam and puts oil all over hear body and pisses over everything in the room when she's pretending to orgasm.
>>34527786
Why is her belly button on her chest?
>right wingers fetishize and worship the enemies
>their ancestors and army fought against these people
What level of cuckoldry is this? What is your guys big hard on for Nazis?
nazis destroyed my country forever so i hate /pol/tards with a passion. they're literally vermin.
it's a meme. pol isn't about nazism, nazi's are just an example of white nationalism.
pol is about a white ethnocentric state in America.
>>34527821
wat cuntry tho
What's your biggest dream, /r9k/? Anything, realistic or fantasy, no matter how autistic.
I bet you know there's more to life than just having a gf.
>>34527727
paying off my denbts, having a little savings, getting back into lifting, curing this rash on my buttcheek...
>>34527727
Realistic: have more money than I can spend, travel around the world and have a relaxed lifestyle.
Fantasy: explore distant planets and study new life forms.Been the same since I was 8
I just want to spend entire life doing meaningful and thrilling stuff with a bunch of friends.
How's it going with the gf?
>>34527682
stop asking me questions!
>>34527682
l stiII don't have one. It was one of my new year's resolutions.
Pretty good. Work is easing up so I can see her a bit more often soon. Probably gonna go down to her parents the weekend after this
Is it a red flag if a girl is obsessed with Harley Quinn?
I met a really cool girl in anime club but learned she cosplays Harley and collects art of her. Seems like a red flag because she's idolizing this abuse victim/yandere girl.
But I'd really like this to work. ;_;
>>34527672
just just just fucking do it. be her joker, whatever. do it ok just do it
>anime club
not sure if real
A lot of normies got interested in characters like Harley since Suicide Squad came out, probably because she's unpredictable and d a m a g ed and all. I wouldn't say it's a red flag, encourage her to learn more about the character or something.
>>34527672
Does she hate Suicide Squad Harley? If so, don't worry about it. If she does, drop her.
>find a thread on the 7th to 10th page with no replies
>reply to him with sage
>he replies back but can't bump his thread because OP
>I literally own him
Anyone else do this?
>>34527620
Noreganolli.
>>34527620
I just change ips and bump my own thread
Sage'd my favorite faggot
Have a good Monday night
>tfw too intelligent to have self esteem
You're probably stupid as fuck
>>34527652
Stupid people aren't introspective and don't even register their flaws, much less fixate on them.
>>34527652
>>34527692
damn, get told you stupid fuck