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This is the ideal male. You may not like it, but this is what peak alpha performance looks like.
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Lol that is the MySpace angle of dick pics and he doesn't even look average
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>>34528896
lmfao best profile.
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>>34528896
Is his username saying he'll pay 10k to impregnate someone or that he wants 10k to impregnate?
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I'm at a girl's house, lying in her bed.
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>>34528868
So what.
You are that girl.
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she's tied up just out of frame isn't she?
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And where is the body op
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They're serving brownies for free edition
It's been a while. Tips and advice. Anyone joining? Considering?
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>>34528831
>Considering?
If you're thinking about joining under the assumption that it will help your self confidence, don't. That's what I thought, and as it turns out, not even becoming one of Uncle Sam's misguided children will make you feel like any less of a dork.
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>>34528871
>dork
I don't need anyone to tell me what I am. I'm joining as a meme agent of lord kek
His will guides me as an American patriot to serve and protect my country, people and President.
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>>34528871
Not considering because of this, but I'd bet you all the money I have right now that you're better off post-enlistment than when you were sitting in your room jerking it to 2hu porn.
Plus, I've noticed that normies/society will let you get away with almost anything if they find out you're .mil or a veteran.
>dude he's a raging alcoholic and he's gotten like 8 DWIs
>>yeah, but...he's a veteran
>oh, excuse me nvm
>dude he just sits around smoking pot all day and jackin' it to ranma porn
>>yeah, but...he's a veteran
>oh excuse me nvm
>dude he beats women and he shoots cats with a .22 when he's drunk
>>yeah but...he's in the military
>oh shit excuse me nvm thank you for your cervix anon
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What's the gayest name ever?
I think Tim is pretty gay.
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>>34528709
"Gay" and its variants.
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>>34528709
Keith, no contest
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>>34528709
Quinn is a gay name teebeeaych
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Why are there so many gookposters on 4chan?
Are they all just beta white guys? Why do they love gooks so much?
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you mean that one thread every once in a while
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>>34528712
There are gook threads pretty much non stop all over 4chan, especially /b/.
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>>34528741
For fapping, especially on /b/ and /gif /.
Those threads are still the minority of 4chan threads, white women threads being the overwhelming majority.
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A really cute girl matched and messaged me on Tinder, before we exchanged numbers she said she was 17 instead of 19 like her profile said. Now tommorrow we will have our first date and she seems to be really into me, but today she admitted that she is 16. Age of consent isn't an issue, but is the age difference between a 16 and 20 year old to big?
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>inb4 you meet her tomorrow and she's 14
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>>34528671
Yeah OP dont talk to her till she shows ID dont be that guy who gets jail time becuase hes texting a chick who lies.
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>>34528671
No, that just means your 'maturity' will be sexier and she wants to fuck
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Whoa, now I'm not suicidal anymore. Really makes you think.
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>>34528613
wtf i love life now
orangensaft
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I don't understand how people fail at suicide tbqhfam
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>>34528613
>why dont you gtfo?
cause I dont have the money to do that
what now boss?
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Anyone else here who falls in love with women who show mild compassion towards them?
They act nice towards me, and I start falling in love with them and getting flustered and anxious when around them, but it always turns out that they're not interested in me or like someone else.
My heart sank when I found out that my oneitis was a lesbian. I don't know what to do, I can't recover from that. Even then I don't have the guts to tell her how I feel. It probably wouldn't matter at all but I just can't...
It hurts.
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>>34528587
You don't really love these girls. You're just seeking happiness outside of yourself.
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>>34528587
I'm in a similar situation. If an anonymous poster on 4chan is nice to me throughout a reply chain I fantasize about living with them.
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That isn't love.
You're just lonely.
Hmmm I recognize that face anon, do you feel guilty for something?
I still beat it to loli material from time to time even though I was supposed to quit
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>>34528526
provide full picture please
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>>34528526
Do you like fat animu girls
If not saged
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>>34528609
it's fetishy sorry if that;s not your thing
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>wake up and see this in your room
>remember you left a turkey in the oven last night and it's still in there
>check phone and see 14 missed calls from mom
What do you do?
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Call mommy. She wouldn't have tried 14 times if it weren't really important
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>>34528487
R.I.P mom
Guess, I'll have to tongue and fuck this pooper in front of me as a way of mourning
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The obvious answer is to kill myself, don't need to make difficult choices if I'm dead
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>>34528329
What if she's a virgin?
Checkmate autismo
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what is love anyway.
what does having love mean to you
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>>34528329
truly? no.
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>>34528329
No because I'm incapable of seeing women as people.
"used goods" explains my point perfectly.
There was some irony sprinkled in there but I'm honest.
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Does anyone have experience with trying to cut down how much and/or how often they consume alcohol?
I'm just looking for tips on how to keep myself from going crazy or having withdrawals.
I've done most of what I need to today and I'm home and it's quiet, but I'll still be awake for several hours and getting more and more bored. What can I do to keep myself from wanting to go out and buy more. Nothing in the house right now.
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>>34528327
Exercise is probably the best answer.
If you want something quick and easy though just find another depressant.
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replace alcohol addiction with 2d waifu addiction
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Stay occupied and demonstrate some will power. I'm in the same boat, I only lasted 3 days.
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r9k, am I in the wrong or do I have the right to be upset?
>parents divorced
>finishing senior year
>very obnoxious house worker talking with my mother at house until 7 PM
>have to listen to them yap for fucking hours
>they go on boatrides together
>seldom talk to him, usually walk past him. will talk if he talks to me
>leave to get food without saying Bye
>"geez your son really hates me"
>mother goes apeshit when I return about how I am disrespectful to guests
Wtf.. should I have said bye or do I not have the right to be uncomfortable as fuck
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>>34528243
Spraaaaaaaaaaang Breaaaaaaaaaak fohevaaaah
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>>34528243
>that skinny
>with stretch marks
Kek
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>>34528243
nobody has the right to tell you how to feel about anything. Try to be cordial with the guy without getting too personal. It'll make your home life less conflicted.
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why do manlets get angry so easily?because they are short-tempered
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>>34528092
manlet here, kekd
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Look at the mini-He-Manlet. OHHHHH HAHAHA! The gym just makes you boys look comical.
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>>34528092
I'm 6'1 (which is average where I live) and I'd be willing to lose a few inches to be able to pack the muscle on like shorter guys can
The Conservative DICK
...Then I found /pol/ 2017-01-31 12:17:49 Post No.34528056
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...Then I found /pol/
The Conservative DICK
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Poetry is for fags who wish like to rub their face in a smelly cunt before they suck a male fairy off.
But I was inspired by this Rat Wiki trite here:
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Then_I_Found_RationalWiki
So here's my response:
My peers and school convinced me, that all men and women were created equal. That world peace and your happiest dreams could be achieved through love, tolerance and acceptance. Then I found /pol/.
I used to look up to people like Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi, but then I found /pol/.
It there that I found out that they were pedos. I also learned that Ghandi was an antisemite and an anti-vaxxer, but then I found /pol/ some more.
I used to believe that 9/11 was a terrorist attack from outside forces, but then I found /pol/.
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I taught by my school to believe that vaccines eradicated disease, but then I found /pol/.
I used to believe in modern medicine and take pharmaceutical prescription drugs, but then I found /pol/.
I used to be treated by "doctors" and surgeons, but then I found /pol/.
I used to stick up for gay people, and get beat up in school, but then, thanks to /pol/, I found out that legalizing homosexuality leads to legalizing pedophillia, so the people who beat me up in school were right, thanks to /pol/, for I found /pol/.
I used to be fat, so I tried just working out and I never thought that it was all because the Jews and their "progressive" values were making me fat do to emasculization and feminization of society through vaccines and manipulation of the media and press. But then I found /pol/, and then /polpol/.
I used to think that marxism was not cultural, but then I found /pol/.
I used to be an evolutionist, but then I found Jesus, so I went to church, and /pol/.
I used to be an environmentalist, but then I found /pol/. So now, I don't give a hoot, I /pol/lute!
I used to think global warming was a real threat, but then I found /pol/.
I used to think that we went to the moon, and that the Earth was round, and the sun was a great giant ball of burning gas, but then I found /x/, and THEN I found /pol/.
(((Hollywood liberals))) told me that Gun Control would prevent school shootings, then I found /pol/.
Penn & Teller would protect me against "frauds and charlatans" while telling me the truth about how environmentalism and public safety laws were bad, then I found /pol/.
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you mean you were a normal person but then you willingly gave yourself brain damage? seems to be a common trend around here.
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>>34528056
Congratulations! Now that you've informed us all of this development, feel free to head back there.