Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10431. page

It's not based on standards. It's based on initial chemistry and building something off of it and sticking to it.

>>34530727
>falling for the love is chemistry meme

>>34530651

Their height

>>34530559
I'm not going to greentext because I'm lazy but I tried to take a creepshots of a qt at the movie theater
Forgot the flash and everyone saw
I'm banned from there now.

>>34530930
wouldn't it be dark asf in the movies anyway

i jacked off in catholic school during math class through my pants a lot. I stopped going before i was apprehended.

>>34530503
Just treat it as a lesson and move on, no need to be so overdramatic with that.

>>34530728
Ive done it 6 times now

>>34530799
Well. At least you've got dubs.

this is retarded just suck dicks and dont think about it, it hardly makes a difference at all

>>34530493
I'll be honest I don't know where you can go to find a robotic gay bf. If you find out please let me know. Given at the same time I kinda want to be with someone who can provide for me.

>>34530493
You could try /cuteboys/, and look at their zeemap. They all seem pretty spergy and robotic.

>>34530459
You got her number, that's more than the majority of robots would be able to do. It's also more than doing nothing m8. Just take a stimulant or have a drink and text her, it's better to sperg and lose than it is to not sperg at all...I think.

>>34530459

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It holds true in every facet of life.

if she was actually into you why didnt she message you at all

(she's not)

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>>34530431
>not playing the villain role

I love it, getting women mad by not showing them attention and they come up to me and call me mean, and ask if im gay when i know theyre doing their bullshit attention things. Getting normies mad that i dont follow sports but i also dress nice and take care of myself

>>34530431
I was thinking about karma the other day. I tried to find something I have done in the past that could have made me deserving of this unhappiness.

To be honest, I did some things that I'm not happy about, but then I thought about all those awful people who have much better lives and I came to the conclusion that karma is bullshit.

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>>34530431
This is a just-world fallacy rationalization and you know it, anon.
Truth is, there is no room for karma in a hard deterministic world.
Is the world deterministic? Well, let me ask you this: if you could escape cause and effect and make a decision solely from __(the void?)__ how would you?
What mechanism do you posses that makes everything you do free from the the law of causality and deterministic lack of free-will?

>>34530386
Because I take pride in being a human. And I'm not a liberal degenerate.

>>34530706
Pride is an illusion, give in to your lust

>>34530814
If pride is an illusion, isn't lust an illusion as well? Both are emotions.

no on the account of i dont talk to people

>>34530308
Yes, it was a boy I've had childhood crush on. I don't think he had any romantic feelings for me ever, it kinda seemed like he was fooling around, so I haven't fallen for that. Sometimes I wonder what could've happen if I told him about my feelings back then.

>>34530308
A few girls from highschool joked about me.
Other then that no, literal smiling and eye contact.
Yes I'm good looking
No i dont sperg out with women
Yes i really want to leave this shit site
Yes i want someone.

Nah, blue hair is faggy

>>34530205
My hair isn't blue, it's brunette/black

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>tfw probably gonna overdose on morphine for valetine's day
>because I am not white (not black) and I am male
>ergo, I am not allowed to seek/attain companionship

Jesus christ! Niggers are so fucking annoying, stupid, and obnoxious.

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First and only gf I ever had, proposed with a ring pop at camp. Bitch ate that shit within the hour and the divorce was final.

>>34530130

>getting nostalgic over something that basically happened last weekend

I've had that happen twice.

>in a study group
>group is arguing about stupid shit
>suddenly both sides decide to use me as the tie breaker
>"You're always the cool one, anon"

>with a large group of people (60 and up)
>people keep coming to me while I'm alone to talk about who/what is bother them at the time

Its a weird feeling

>>34530098
>Am i becoming a cyborg
No, you're just realizing that plenty of normal people actually do like robots.

>>34530565
people only pretend to like you to use you.

>>34530062
People forgot you're supposed to differentiate from /r9k/ /b/ and /pol/ so more or less you start seeing a homogenous mush of these boards

social conditioning

origami commentu ! ! !

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>>34530062
/r9k/ was the original alternative to /b/ you newfags. Most old /btards/ left and came to /arcanine/ years ago
Lurk Moar newfaggots

man probably just pay a prostitute extra and find out, and get fucked at the same time.

>>34530025
>he has a job

kys my dude

Those "milestones" are just stuff the media made up to manipulate people.

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dude mines 6 x 4.5 or smaller

and imagine someone with an even shorter dick like sub 3 inch thats hellish tier

could be worse faggot

calm down there son

i am sageing the thread, suggest you do the same if you reply


the people that post their dicks anywhere online do so because they have either a good enough confidence, or a big enough dick.

thats it.

>>34529975
OPs hopes and dreams

My dreams and ambitions. O wait

*Wellkum two hoodraulic presh channel'