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Hey guys I didn't overeat today!
That's... good, right? a step in the right direction?
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But you're still fat, so fuck off you fat shit. I'm not giving you pity because you never should have been fat in the first place. Lard ass bitch.
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>>34531306
Yep! Keep going fatanon! I believe in you!
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>>34531306
l'm so hungry
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Cyborgs or any robot with a job or in school, how do you dress when you go outside? I try to go for a formal look if it's occasion or I going to look for a job, but people said I look like Bill Cosby whenever I wear a cardigan, dress shirt , and dress pants .
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>>34531300
I try to blend into beige walls
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I dress like a rapist
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>>34531300
Whatever you wear, make sure it fits. Off the rack stuff usually fits for shit. It's worth it to take clothes to a tailor.
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If you were given the option to suddenly become a chad
>Socially amazing.
>Easily have sex with whoever.
>Look good.
>Always have it easy.
>Friends with everyone.
Would you take the offer?
It would happen instantly and you would become better right away.
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Would I retain my current memories? Because no, I wouldn't if I kept my current memories and experiences. I'm who I am because of them, and no amount of good looks or improved social skills would change how fucked in the head I have become.
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Where's the downside
WHERE IS IT
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>>34531234
Probably not.
>feel happiest when I'm by myself
>not really planning on having sex any time soon
>still 5'8 and look like a potential serial killer
>highly doubt that
>read first green meme arrow
let's have another escapism thread
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originally o oregano
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>>34531213
yellow
100% yellow
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my first poster hello
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tfw McDonald's wagecuck hell
>$80 paycheck
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>>34531199
Why don't you become a waiter. Tips will rake in some extra money. More money than McDonald's.
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>>34531381
Mcdonalds is based, fuck off
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>>34531381
You NEED 3 years serving experince where i live and they check references. Or be an attractive FEMALE. trust me ive worked as a busser and prep cook for 2 years serving is not fucking happening if youre the type of person thats here.
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>hooker told me I look like I'm 12 and fuck like I'm 40
fuck you too, cunt.
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>>34531191
>I look like I'm 12
Have a sex change you'll be very pretty.
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>>34531191
That was a compliment you autist
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>>34531191
It might have been a compliment Maybe she meant that you fuck like someone with experiencealthough I highly fucking doubt it
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>senior year of high school
>new sophomore girl I meet eventually becomes my oneitis
>for a time, we were just friends
>then, while going to a play to support a buddy of mine, somehow successfully invite her to tag along
>"sure anon, I'd love to! I'll be there!"
>know its not a date, kept thinking of her as a friend
>day of the play rolls around, and shes pretty happy to see me arrive
>"oh anon, my boyfriend won't be joining us, so it'll be just you and me."
>waitwut
>wellthatsarelief.jpg
>sit down with her waiting for the play to begin
>generally shooting the shit and enjoying eachothers company, somehow make her laugh with my cyborg autism
>thankfully I'm not sweating bullets like I usually do in normie company, but it gets much worse
>start to get shaky around her, literally quaking in fear from my anxiety, and eventually I look like one of those abused chihuahua's
>she notices this just as the play begins
>"anon, are you all right?"
"yeah yeah, I'm fine, dont worry about it."
cont.?
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>>34531156
Continue, please.
Oregan Entrails
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>>34531156
please do I hate when people start stories and don't finish them(thanks halo 2)
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Thanks for wasting my already pointless life by reading this oh and 18+
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ITT: Essential robot viewing
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I'll start with pic-related, an obvious one.
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taxi driver
obsviously
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>>34531155
>my dad made my sister and I sit watch this movie when we were children
>we had no idea what was going on, other than the fact that it was really unsettling and scary at some parts
>realize now that my dad was/is a robot
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>>34531155
the deer hunter
originally its a great film
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What have been your latest high and lows, robots?
Highs
>propose to gf, she said yes
>get vetted for promotion at work
>make a move on 2 girls at work, they both want to hook up
Lows
>stupidly suggest open marriage to now fiancee, she's pissed and disappointed
>make mistake at work, at risk of forfeiting promotion
>both girls from work back out after a week, make move on 3rd girl and it's a crash and burn
Highs
>fix things up with fiancee, she's happy again
>fix things up with 3 coworkers, they don't avoid me anymore
>not so stressed out about mistake anymore, may still have a chance at promotion
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>>34531147
I think you're a fucking asshole for being unfaithful. She should leave your ass assuming she isn't fucking some mega-Chad behind your back. Nigger.
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Hope your finance cheats on you with a nice big fat Negri and his 13 inch dick.
Idk why you're on this board. You're wasting your time.
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>>34531372
Negri is negro I guess
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>High achiever in school
>Failure in adult life
Anyone know this feel?
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>>34531111
Never working hard at things in early school and cruising by never taught me discipline and how to work hard. Then when I got to university where you can't get away with leisurely going to class, it caused me to quit prematurely and drop out.
Ya I know that feel.
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>>34531111
Yeah. People tend to think I'm "smart" because I like to read a lot and know some history.
In reality, I'm a failure: I'm a NEET, and have often seemed incompetent at the few jobs I had. I'm also ignorant of many basic things; I don't know how to switch the tires of a car, for example, or how to file taxes (I filed once, when I had a job, but my father helped me).
I'm such a loser - everyone in school always thought I'd be something. Instead, here I am living with my parents, NEETing around.
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>>34531291
Yep same. The worst part is everyone having such high expectations of me.
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What is the sauce on this? It was posted here not long ago.
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>>34531068
Why the fuck would you want sauce on this
This faggot is a complete failure at being sexy
His face isn't feminine at all
His wig looks like shit
He just looks like a retard in girly clothing being cringey
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>>34531130
Because I found it hot and I want to fuck them. Happy? Now continue with your day.
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>>34531163
You have trash taste you degenerate faggot
>active thread, tons of posts being posted
>create one post
>everbody stops replying to the thread
It's just like real life
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make yourself useful and start replying to trap, uni, and fembot threads then
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>>34530928
Yeah and kinda. For a bored about the "odds" one out in real life, we sure to do like worshiping the normies of this bored, and not the regs. but eh
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>>34530953
This. Those are the only threads that get any attention here. The problem is, I'm not interested in any of that shit.
It's time to leave this place, but where should I go?
Any other robots know this feel?
I'm 25 and still have no clue how this works
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>>34530826
>not knowing how to tie a shoe
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>>34530826
there's a kid in my office that can't read a traditional analog clock. I have this overhwelming urge to throw him down a flight of stairs
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>>34530889
>tfw cant read digital clocks
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Anyone here proud to be a virgin?
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Being a virgin gives me a smug sense of superiority, since being a non-virgin is a sign of being a normalfag, who are almost all retarded.
Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>34530812
No, sex is awesome.
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>>34530812
Everything about your post suggests that YOU are a normal fag. Fuck off, back to 9gag or reddit.
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yes but not for the same reason. This might sound kinda dumb but being a virgin is the only thing i've ever done right. It makes me feel pure and innocent even though im a loser with no friends.
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>tfw no one wants to kidnap me because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)
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>>34530654
maybe you should have that about that before being born a stupid fucking roastie
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>>34530654
actually it's because you're an ugly hoe. sorry sweetie :))))
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Sorry but unless you're an A cup or smaller you are a normie