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>>34532956
If you feel that way, why are you telling them that? Do you need the money? Live with your parents you dumb faggot.

This is a new beginning for you.

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>>34532972
You sound like you're not a grown-up. Do you have a Reddit account?

fuck men IS gay
being fucked by men is not

>>34532934
kill yourself mobilefaggot

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>>34532934
It's literally straight porn without sweaty blood holes. If anything it's MORE straight

You have a girlfriend who has a boyfriend and it's not you? Fucking millenials. Monogamy is a crucial cornerstone of a healthy society.

>>34532887
i didn't think the r9k memes were real and i didnt think she would actually do it. we live together and he is always hanging out here now.

>>34532987
Just end it. Move on. It's not worth it

>>34532809
shugazi <33

>>34532870
ty anon i love shoshine

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although its cropped slightly differently on my profile

spooks makes it on though, so all is well

well maybe you're just going to get laid then you goofy fuck

anyone else know the feel?

>>34532775
i walk away when people begin talking about boring shit like getting laid stories

red pill me on these.

is the shell actually chicken? whats it filled with just lettuce, tomato and cheese? how much are they?

>>34533039
Yep it's actually chicken deep fried and filled with lettuce, tomatoes and topped with cheese and has some kind of delicious aeoli.

2.99 each

>>34533364
That's it I'm cashing in Gbps right away

>>34532729
I'd really enjoy it if lived alone on an island away from the internet and all you faggots. Maybe I could bring a cute boy or girl with me as a toy

haven't shit yet. but pissing outdoors is amazing.

>>34532729
What country are you from, and what colour is your skin?

i dont know who that is

nor do i care to

>>34532658
I can barley see her post something better of her

i've said it before and i will say it again. I would date bebe, put up with all of her bullshit, and take care of her for as long as she wanted to be with me. I say this unironically as a serious offer.

But she is not interested in dating any robot. She is only here for attention from us.

>>34532613
I did. Drums, Electric guitar, bass and a tried electric keyboard for a time with the harmonic knowledge from the guitar.

Didn't helped with depression. But is really nice to play depressive sounds no one know but i love.

Because I'm already proficient at all the ones that I'd ever want to play.

>>34532613
bought a violin to cure my addiction to vidya and shitposting

all my left hand finger muscles are atrophied tho
it will take years to work

in a happy note my bowing its getting better

>>34532607
is that some kind of disease that flares up

You can still break up the wedding.

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shoot up the wedding
aloha snackbar

>get a job in the field you studied for
>it's nothing like you expected and you hate it

>dropped out of school
>get internship
>work hard
>get job offer

I think working lots of jobs in my teenage years helped me out a lot.

>>34532564
What is volunteer work.

>>34532558
It's not lazy to not do post secondary education, but it is lazy to not learn any more skills at all

Take a year or two off, you'd be surprised at the average age of most people in upper level classes. Most of them are coming back to school after dropping out or taking breaks.

>>34532622
is getting to help at a family car repair place count as learning? ive learned how to change oil and do some kinds of brakes

>>34532556
I work two jobs and accept any extra work that's given to me. I want to die so bad. I'm literally in the bathroom throwing up because of how much I dread going to work tomorrow.

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>>34532598
We are proud of you for working. Where are you posting from, Anon?

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>>34532598
But leftists/women want you to die...you can't let them win?

Are you lifting?

Here are some good links (I dont take responsibility for what you are exposed to here)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs-brcHDxKqrOGU9cEWuCMQ

https://www.youtube.com/user/clasikobastv

>empty ass

unhappy

It really makes me think... hm...

>>34532656
Yeah, need a good size butt plug in to truly feel degraded

>>34532512
get out NEET trash.

Anyone else /doublegubbux/?
>veteran disability compensation
>state job (got via veteran preference)
>actually like the job and coworkers
>everyone else is also ex-military and we just sit around making fun of the air force and shit

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>>34532600
*farts*

*trombone music starts playing*

Umm... who the fuck do you think you are?

Humans are animals, animals strive for simple endorphin chemical reactions in the brain. I am getting plenty and this will never end.

Haha, how does it feel wagie? To know that I am enjoying true bliss while you toil away at pathetic "goals" such as getting a job, getting (((married))) then die from stress?

Meanwhile I'm enjoying a simple honest life that every animal has