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People tell me to stop laughing all the time

Also my aunt tells me dont use too many emoticons. She said only 1-2 max..

>>34534183
>>34534092
Aw yeah, brother Deus Vult xD!!!!!

I was there once too, but I'm an oldfag now!

What I did was read truthism.com from beginning to end and now I am green/iron pilled now hahahhahaha.

happy travels!

>>34534092
You seem like a totally genuine dude that's definitely not trying to bait a bunch of people to get your (you)s so you should probably stay away from here.

>>34534091
that 9 inch dick is aesthetic AF also it got my 5 inch dick hard.

>>34534091
>5'6 to 5'9
that's a big difference. 5'9 is basically average, 5'6 is really short. If i'd end up being 5'9 i'd choose the dick easily.

>implying white dicks can be that big
Kek, I wonder what insecure white boi shopped the far right

>>34534017
>high school senior
MODS MODS

>>34534017
Your sister could have literally just punched/slapped/hit/headbutted him in the balls and ran. Simple.

You're just angry because there's that little seed of doubt in your cucksoul that says "what if she wasn't really fighting it"

>Stacey gets wild at a party
>flashing her tits, flirting with every guy in the room
>nig nogs and takes her up on offer
>"no! Wait! I didn't mea- *glug*

retarded easy

anyone can do it

ive never worked therebthough i hust eat there

>>34533953
they hired YOU. how hard could it be?

>>34533953
Worked there for 2 years when I was 14. Mostly just weekend shifts, so maybe my experience is skewed a little because that's the most busy times for fast food. But compared to other shitty retail and fast food jobs I had later on in life, Mcdonalds was the most busy and stressful by far.

If you have a choice go to a different fast food place. That is obviously harder though because Mcdonalds employs more people.

You won't feel destroyed, just go with it and don't take things personally, I assume you'll work out the back so don't take it to heart when the front counter chicks are screaming at you, they're just stressed because they have to have actual contact with customers, which is fucking awful.

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>>34533937
>MOVE TO JAPAN NOW

ok I did it

wew thanks anon, I'm there now

>>34533937
but karen, I can't speak the language

>>34533800
Anon you know damn well that's code for she wants to get fucked by everyone else before deciding if she wants you to fuck her

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>>34533826
We went to a drive in movie, she even let me hold her hand. I thought it went really well, she even called be a sweetheart ;(

>>34533800
It means she has a hookup planned with Chad tonight but she will text you for some sweet goodnights afterward

>he replies to every single person who replies to one of his posts
>so if he gets 5 replies he'll reply to all 5 in one message with short comments

>>34533789
>plays video games
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34533920
Spend more time on 4chan, of course :^)

I take 100mg of Seroquel to help me sleep.

And 20mg of Abilify to stop the voices and paranoia

Why were you in a mental hospital?

>>34533777

ur dumb

if it's escapism you want just watch anime

>>34533827

I transferred there after my vomiting got some what under control. Went to the ER originally for dehydration and vomiting. An anxiety attack hit me real hard, had me puking for some 14 hours before I went for help. My kidneys were failing when I was admitted. At the mental ward I was watched more closely by the psychiatrist and got a lot of counseling.

>uncle finds the dick cheese envelope

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>>34533740
>My landlord found the colon plunger

>friend finds fermented ball sack jar

At my heaviest I was right around 300 @5'9

I used to be 155kg, 341 lbs to you amerifats.

After two years of diet and exercise I'm finally down to 90 kg/198 lbs
Within the healthy bmi range for my height, 193cm/6'4

380lbs and 6'0

Ask me anything

>>34533623
Whos the normie? Besides every female.

how to omegle?

>>34534584
get on video, choose whether or not to turn on your camera, chat

helps if you go on during a popular day to start

>tfw unironically considering overdosing on opiates and getting drunk for valentines day
>am a handsome guy (male)
>but am undateable
sasuga

>>34533649
At least you could hook up senpai. I don't even have that :'(

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>>34533713
>At least you could hook up senpai.
I really doubt it. Women don't want to hook up with a guy who lives at his mom's house, even if she's never home.

you look more alive than me 2bqh

>>34533545
on the inside maybe, but you look fine OP.

>>34533545
you look like a mosque shooter

>>34533434
Include me in the screencap when this guy goes full columbine I wanna be on reddit XD

>>34533434
i haven't talked to anybody in an hour x3 i'm such a robot Dx

but i have social anxiety OP

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>tfw INTJ
>tfw to smart to lift weights, be hateful, or go into STEM

>>34533399
I don't post furry porn
But I do browse /mu/. Just not regularly because of the tripping

>>34533465

I meant the really maladjusted ones

The ones not cool enough to be internet hipsters.