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I went to an interview and sperged out about Eurovision for ten minutes.
Everyone makes mistakes. You have to be able to ignore them and focus on something calming like perving on women or video games.

>>34536311
How bad is it? Most joints don't read the cover letter, I wouldn't be too worried.

>>34536311
i applied for a job at Aldi but in the title of my resume thing wrote "woolworths Jobs application"

>>34536303
Damn that fucking sucks

Do you just have a shit job or homeless?

>>34536321
Lost my job a few months back now I dont have any money left

>>34536303
Find a local soup kitchen and see if local churches have any support they give to people in need. You obviously have the internet and unless you live in a remote part of Alaska I doubt there's no way to obtain enough food to eat. It sure sucks, OP, but you can probably easily help yourself.

>>34536282
>nigga
>bruh
>crib
No thanks

>>34536282
Are a nigger or a wigger?

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>>34536328
neither, i was just trying to communicate in ebonics because i thought that it might make people like me better

>>34536236
>Goes to board infamously known for being beta
>Any Chads here

Get out of here with your b8

>>34536254
I'm sure some neochads come in to vulturize on the nerds here

>>34536307
They sure do

I always get a laugh out of the braggadocios chads talking about there menial achievements

>>34536212
I'm black and my iq is 124 lel

Sucks to be you. Oh yeah, ooga booga.

>>34536212
>cost me 200 bucks to get the test done,
> IQ of 78,
Makes sense

>>34536212
>pays for an IQ test

The fact that you paid for one shouldve been an indication that it was already low.

>>34536202
you got me to respond, i'll give you a 2/10

>>34536202
yeah, no doubt. Especially if you have your own project to show off and aren't picky with where you wanna work. It's really easy to get burnt out though

>>34536227

>aren't picky with where you wanna work

I just want to start earning money. I feel like once I have work experience I can get better jobs

>>34536191
look at charls face

>>34536297

i went to a very expensive school

im almost 30 years old

>>34536297
>>34536191
charls face is very handsome no homo

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>>34536172
>boys should be allowed to cry and talk about feelings

I agree that they should be allowed

but any boy that does should also be compelled to transition imo

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>>34536172
>boys should be allowed to cry and talk about feelings
Nobody's probably gonna read this post but

The other week I went to a local hipster bar with one (1) of my two (2) irl friends and drank way too much on an empty stomach. I blacked out but apparently I was talking about my dad dying back in november and how I felt about it with all these girls around my table that I barely knew (we all went to hs together)

but the way I feel/things I know about women and how they interpret guys who "feel" "emotions", I'm disgusted in myself for emoting around all these qt hipster girls who are probably used to Chad Patchouli cock and his laid-back Sisyphean stoicism

sorry for the blogpost I just dont know where else to vent about this since I don't even want to "emote" to my irl mates either

>>34536172
we should. I made a thread exactly to air my feeling, it was nice. Anons talked to me, offered advice and kinship

>>34536268
its fine anon. This is what happens when men have nowhere and no way to emote.

>>34536117
I've stopped talking to people because i have nothing to talk about, my conversations always end in awkward silence.

I think to be successful in chats you need to be completely random in the topics you talk about but have smooth segways into the topic you are talking about. Or just gossip about stupid shit like "so and so did this". But it's also very important that you don't come of creepy, you don't want to ask someone you just met personal shit.

But hell what do i know
I would be the last person you would want to take advice from.

ill be your buddy

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>>34536117
im here frort yopu

>>34536051
that's a dude

originally, too

>>34536066
Dudes don't wear thights

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i love her and i will never leave her

SUPER BUSY

sorry i had too

already well past that mate

>>34535981
Alright.
Take it easy, man.

You'll never be able to quit based on sheer will power.

You can repress your sex drive for a time.
It'll come raging like a thousand Suns in a few days.

Only way to fight this is on your knees...In prayer.

Praying for you OP <3

>>34536003
can you spare a prayer for me as well anon

>>34535966
lmao just stop touchin your dick

If you think he's a fascist you are being willfully ignorant.

8 more years.

you've come to the wrong place normie, r9k is in favor of the downfall of society, we don't want to save it

>>34535952
This isnt 9gag here

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ppp thread (i'd post one but i don't save them)

It's a fake meme made to make women seem appealing to robots

>>34535896

Good. Don't save them. Don't encourage others to save them. It's a bad meme and it hurts people.

No
But I was born with an undescended right testicle
Surgery fixed it mostly but it still hangs higher than my left
Feels weird

>>34535922
>But I was born with an undescended right testicle

same with me but when I found out I just pulled that fucker down

stop letting your cowardice hold you back

>>34535858
just get your balls removed tbqh