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mouthwash has between 21-27% alcohol and is pretty cheap
I have heard that it has other ingredients that are bad for you and I have heard that that's not true, so try at your own risk

I don't recommend it but go for Steel Reserve if you can stomach it

Weed is healthier and it works better. It's basically free if you grow it yourself.

>>34536695
pics, i find this hard to believe

so what are you a cuckhold in an open relationship?

I think so.Good night you detestable being.

Caboolture I assume

>>34536681
sndyaney here
it was hot and now it's cold

>>34536681
cairns here. fucking japs everywhere

>>34536608
Been struggling with this for the past few days.
>went on a first date with a girl over a month back
>thought it went well, had fun, etc
>when I asked her to hang out again a couple of times she gave standard "busy" excuses
>accept that she's not into me, move on, don't think about it for a month. no big deal
>two days ago she texts me out of the blue asking if I want to hang out saturday
>cautiously say yes
>not feeling too jazzed going into the date, still pretty sure she's not into me
>spend the whole night second guessing myself and everything I do
>pull up outside her apartment to drop her off
>all I can think to myself is "when the fuck did I become so bad at this?"
>assume this will be the last time we talk
>next thing I know she's leaning in and kissing me
>"good night anon"
>oh shit, was not expecting that
>drive of feeling pretty good for the first time in awhile
>this morning, having breakfast with my roommate who works with her
>the date comes up and I mention how confused I am
>he tells me that after our first date, she told him that she likes me, but sees me as someone she would end up in a relationship with and doesn't want a relationship right now
>well, there goes that fleeting moment of happiness
Why would she even ask me out again, much less kiss me, if that's how she's feeling? I fucking hate feelings. It's so much easier to sit in my comfy bedroom and be a hermit.

>>34536652
Sounds like she changed her mind about wanting a relationship anon... You should be g2g.

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Ive got a bad case of existential depression, nothing seems fun to me anymore, not going to school, and im a fat, repulsive slob with a shitty personality.

Im quickly running out of things to do, ive done everything on my bucket list except for getting laid, and getting high. Im a betafag so getting laid is out of the picture, and i dont know any dealers so i cant get high. what do?

>speaking inferior languages

ha no

>>34536586
Spanish my man

Construirlo muro

>>34536586
of course
I'm not American

>>34536585
I don't know that feel since I don't make shitty arguments

>>34536585
>turn around and start attacking the anon that defended you just to keep things interesting

>>34536902
I fucking hate faggots that do this after I save them.

>>34536583
>salty pretzels
>peach rings
>gummy coke bottles
>bag of mini yorks
>mochi ice cream
>microwave mac n cheese
>microwave popcorn

>>34536583
The buffalo wing version of OPs picture
Walkers Sensations Fiery Sweet Chipotle
Kinder bonbons
jelly beans

Tapatio Doritos and white cheddar Cheez It Grooves

>>34536570
You should fucking kill yourself is what you should do.

>>34536587
oreganoally /thread

>>34536587
>>34536595

bitter cry babies confirmed

grow some balls and change instead of hiding on 4chan, dumb cucks

have fun being alone for life

>>34536545
>looking for j-0-b
>apply to local yogurt shop--seems easy enough
>as soon as I see the manager I am hynotized
>like completely in over my head, love at first sight
>interview w/ other manager--a guy, get the job
>start working their and it is going great
>I have a natural charisma and charm; however, romantically I have a past of fuckin shit up EVERY FUCKIN time, but this time it will be different
>going so dam well, she'd laugh at my jokes, she would touch me when she didnt need to, etc
>also, she is a real classy lady, doesnt do this to just anyone
>a few months go by and she invites me over to her house to hangout
>doesnt necessarily mean Im in, bc reasons that are too long to explain
>we hang out, we smoke a bowl, she makes her roomate--a guy who loves her leave.
>we keep hanging out looking at memes together, when she says I can sleep on the couch or w/ her
>oh shittttttttt! wtf! Is this happening?
>Heart beatiing too fast, genuinely freaking out
>genuinely
>Have to go outside to contain myself and think about this

If you're trying to communicate with failed normies, you must go to another board (e.g., /fit/) You underestimate just how ugly you have to be to qualify as a robot; for robots, even "grotesque" and "hideous" are compliments.

>>34536545
>missed chances, obliviousness, and general fuckups
as far as I know, I've never associated with any female who found me desirable

>>34536537
Gender is an identity. You're free to change it whenever you want.

>born male
>have no choice but to work
>don't have the choice to become a stay at home mom

REEEEEEEE

>>34536557
You're delusional

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>>34536537
Just remember that women will never truly understand concepts such as honor, loyalty, overcoming struggle and brotherhood. As a man you've been given the opportunity to grab the world by the throat and conquer it. You did good.

>>34536483
whichever year it was before smartphones took the world by storm

Game cube era played so much smash bros, Mario party, Mario kart etc

2010 when CoD MW 2 came out and my friend from highschool told me about /b/

i'm getting to old and i'm out of my prime, i've already won tournaments anyway i wish i was born a little later so i could be in on the whole esports scene now.

>>34536452
>playing only single player turn based rpg's
>shit a vidya
>quit vidya for like 2 years when I started uni before going back, so worse than I was
>don't play normie games like cod or overwatch or lol

>>34536452

I work 40-60 hrs per week. Also, when I play competitive games a lot over a short period of time, I start getting pissed off and become obsessed with winning, at which point I stop having fun.

>>34536391
if you tell them you've had suicidal thoughts you'll get 51-50 meme'd

lmao idk im just joking or something :)

Be honest and dont stop going to therapy...also get laid

>>34536391
The conversation will probably flow pretty naturally if they're any good. Don't be afraid to switch if you don't like the guy. The first dude I went to when I was 16 (when my life started to spiral downwards) kept talking about his Chad son who was a big-shot on the basketball team or something. Literally just made me feel like more of a failure. After 3 more therapists over 8 years I finally found one that was pretty decent.

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>#5 with extra pickles and no mustard
>overrated
Plebeian.

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*Leans forward*
Wrong.
You're wrong.

>>34536355
I don't think commiefornia has those.

Just a fuckton of normos and sjw's

>>34536322
high five, anon

>>34536322
EZ

Tomatoes
They're the worst. They have little taste and just destroy the texture of any food you are eating them with.

>>34536322
>that barf inducing green melon shit they always fill half my fruit salad with
>strawberries, because they're already half rotten by the time they're on store shelves
>pomegranate because too much work for too little good. Its like the crab of the fruit world