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Whenever I make eye contact with someone (which is very rare) they tend to tilt their head towards the ground and then back up again. What soes this mean? They do it very fast.
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It's a nod of acknowledgement.
It just means the are aware you exist.
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>>34537198
You might have an intense gaze, or they feel awkward looking back at you.
When I was in highschool and college I remember being able to look people in the eyes as long or longer than they could, but now I'm one of the ones who just instantly looks away.
Usually I try and avoid looking directly at anyone at all because I don't want to look them in the eye or have them look at me.

I hate going outside.
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They're most likely slightly uncomfortable with direct eye contact and unable to fully maintain it. I don't think it means anything special whatsoever.

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>jerked off in girls underwear to bf demeaning me on skype
>again
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>>34537169
shut the fuck up faggot

>>>/lgbt/
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>>34537236
You shut the fuck up, kike

Have fun falling for the woman meme
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>>34537278
stop saying hurtful things, faygo

pic related
its me shooting up you and your gay boy thread

Recently went to the doctor and they put me on Prozac. I'm taking it for GAD, does anyone have any sort of advice or experience with it. Or what I can expect from it?
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I've taken it for about a year. It has given me pretty bad IBS and makes me feel empty inside, but that's somewhat better than constantly wanting to drive my car into oncoming traffic.
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>>34537223
Did the effects wear off after a few months?
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Eh somewhat. I've noticed more down periods now but I don't know whether that's true or just my perception,

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>that annoying little bubble/air trapped in vagina
>have to drop heavily your booty in a chair to pop it
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what the fuck are you talking about? either you're a male (likely) or your vagina is like a fucking cavern.
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>>34537168
>implying women on 4chan DON'T have cavernous berginas
L-mayo
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>>34537189
>implying there are no angry, autistic, kv dykes on 4chan
aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Fatties of /r9k/, how does this make you feel?

I think you can have ONE cheat day amiright? Food is delicious and you should answer their sweet call, who cares what /fit/fags think. You got one life so make it enjoyyyaaable, and saaaatiiiaaaate yourself!
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>>34537089
nigga, an uncooked cupcake is only going to attract the fattest of fats.
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>>34537089
i too saw this raw bullshit on reddit tonight
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>>34537089
maybe if that was ice cream under it, it looks like under cooked cookie dough mixed with cum

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So everyone is freaking out about this immigration ban.

I'm hispanic- first generation. Yes, my parents crossed the border. I'm not worried about deportation at all. I believe this immigration ban and wall are logical.

People are all 'emotionally bent' about this because of "muh discrimination." Trump is doing this to keep illegal and unsafe immigrants out, but no one cares about this fact. They care about the people and 'humanity.'

Is there reason to their arguments and I'm just a sperg?

Anyone want to share their opinions on this?
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>>34537064
theres a board for that and its called pol
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>>34537085

Thanks. But I'd like to see some variation in response from my home board.
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>>34537102
no fuck off, go to pol cunt face
>>34537102

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Hello /r9k/, I am stuck in a strange situation and I wanna know what you think.

I got this small group of friends that I meet up with every friday to play a pen and paper game with, there is lot of pot that they smoke during, as they really seem to like that stuff. I smoke it too sometimes to ease up around people, I have problems with that as I am the weird mixture between /pol/,/fit/ and /r9k/ as I got diagnosed depression.

Anyways in our group there is a girl that was together with our game master, she is very unthypicall as she is obsessed with powermetal and aspires to make video games and also learns that (am in germany if you wonder why my english sounds weird)
The thing that surprised me was even though she seemed very different from your standard roastie, she showed some really bad roastie behaviour.

>cheated on game master before breaking up with him whilst she cried(I call crocodile tears, she just realized that she damaged her reputation, in my eyes)
>wants to handle it like an adult she says and group stays intact, game master is seeming okay with that
>we got a whattsapp group for planning and such
>she constantly posts drunken voice messages where she brags about her partying and how great her life is learning to make video games.
>the three other dudes in the group just encourage her and her randum xD stuff
>I simply watched so far
>yesterday she posted another drunk message, talking about how funny it is that one guy in our group knows her new "booty call contact"
>"omg yeah, he's 2 meters tall and muscular~ He has a full beard and looks like a Viking, so haaaawt" -that was pretty much the message
>game master leaves the group, he had to hear all of this as the girl had so little empathy and started to brag about how good her cock carroussel is

Our game master is a short and kinda scrawny dude, but he is very nice to me(very few are)and I consider him a friend, it hurts me to see what is happening to him.
How can I help him?
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I am a tad helpless, am also worried that the others go against me.
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>>34537055
I'd talk to him privately and ask if he is cool with what is happening. If he is leave it be, if not stick up for him.
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>>34537055
alright I got you my man, the perfect plan

>go to arby's, order 200 roast beef sandwiches
>find out everything about said roastie
>get a copy of her apartment key, car key, etc
>break in with said keys and leave roast beef sandwiches everywhere
>hide them really well (in the ceiling if you have to)
>wait until roast beef rots, bitch cleans them out, her apartment and car now smells like shit
>repeat until she goes insane from the constant smell of her pussy.
>???
>profit.

Is it just me or are half of the women on Tinder
meme women?
I mean in the literal sense, like they're living memes.
* look at how much fun i have at this generic party that everyone goes to
* selfie in stadium (i love sports)
* aviator glasses
* the same makeup like all the other meme women (too much)
* weird overly confident facial expression that's only a mask for insecurity deep down
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>>34537017
All women are a meme. The sooner you come to terms with this the sooner you can begin to understand the world.
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>>34537017
You forgot:
>I like travel, food, friends
>I probably swiped right for your dog
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>>34537065
>>34537057
It's freaking me out at times.
I assume there are just as many meme men on Tinder

They're like cardboard cutouts

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Does anyone else wish that they were a simple farmer a thousand years ago? Modernity is so bizarre and alienating - humans weren't built for this absurdity
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Yeah.
But then I remember without modern medicine I'd be a lunatic.
And then I remember that I would have no idea what to do with my free time without 4chan.
Better to just get a simple modern job
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>>34536927
No but that has more to do with all the downsides it would bring. I worked on a modern farm growing up and it's basically 24/7 work but with your pay being how good you are with crops and that still has more luck in it than most care to admit. Also thousand+ years ago a simple farmer was someones bitch in a very serious way, where it be governors or thieves.
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>>34536954
I can tell you right now a Farmer has little free time. It's where we get the idea of first world problems when society is so well off you actually have just as much downtime or more than when you work.

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>I'm bored. I'm gonna text Anon.
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>>34536924
this has never even happened to me
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Now THAT'S a cute thread anon!
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>>34536924
I hate you people. I don't care if your my gf or not I loath it when you are basically distracting me so you are distracted. Even as I type a girl from our study is basically wanting me to waste time about my feelings on our snowfall.

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>tfw unironically play roblox
Why do you guys send so much hate? I know the community is cringeworthy but other than that its a 8/10 game. I have spent over $500 on robux and I'm not planning to stop. Yes I know its weird for a 19 yearold man to play roblox but come one
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i'm 25 and i still legitimately play. i've never seen anybody hate on the game itself
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Buying robux is kinda sad though
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>>34536938
This guy gets it
>>34536963
Nah not really, I just buy shit so people would be nicer to me. Maybe I should do that irl

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I think the past doesn't matter anon, do you agree with me?

What do?
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>>34536906

watch out girl lemme join you, looks really fun
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>>34536906
did she at least get paid? if she did it for free it is a no-go 100%
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pee pee fight

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At what age did you realize you were a robot?
>remember back to elementary school days
>always picked last in group activities (p.e., classrom, etc.)
>never invited to birthday parties
>remember hiding at recess until it was time to go back to class
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>>34536844
Thread seems pretty dead i'll at least give you a (you).
>When they pick all the boys but you then they start picking girls
It actually got better for me though with time. I got somewhat more outgoing, but i have also became the clown of the class who noo ne took seriously
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since the day i was born 2bh
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>>34536844
>remember hiding at recess until it was time to go back to class

Lel I did this, at the time I had no idea why I did it.

I'd go hide and just imagine what I'm going to play on my N64 when I got home.

He called the cops 17 minutes after the shooting and said he felt about what he did. But then why did he do it?
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>>34536837
Emotions are fleeting fickle things.

Sometimes I feel bad for telling bums to fuck off but then I remember they're smelly junkie faggots who got to where they are through their own actions.
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>>34536874
What if they're schizophrenics
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He is Canadian. What do you expect.

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am i a beta
>play vidya for at least 5 hours a day if not more
>collect ps2 games
>watches anime (not normie anime but anime that isn't well known)
>piss in bottles
>all nighters
>kissless virgin
>draws alot
>suicidal,depressed social anxiety
>possibly autistic
well?
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>>34536767

Yes, you are. Can we see some of your drawings?
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>>34536786
why do you wanna? and can we be friends i'm lonely lol
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q the beta. welcome aboard.

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