It seems that most neurotypical humans like to have coitus for purely recreational purposes, and if conception does occur, they simply kill the fetus and continue on with their hedonistic sexually liberal degenerate lifestyles.
>>34538179
>It seems that most neurotypical humans like to have coitus for purely recreational purposes, and if conception does occur, they simply kill the fetus and continue on with their hedonistic sexually liberal degenerate lifestyles.
BOJANGLE
>>34538179
its BAZINGER man! haha :'D hi there.
>>34538336
>hi there.
um who said you could talk to me creep
>dont want normalfag gf because they guaranteed slut and boring
>dont want robot gf because no doubt as soon as i tryto help fix any issues she has, she will whore out and suck tons of cock
Is 2D truely the only solution?
bump
super duper original post
at this point that seems to be the case
in my case it doesn't matter what I want since I could never have a gf anyways
>>34538118
You got you're shit backwards, son. It's the "alternative" chicks that tend to be the huge sluts.
>tfw no feminine penis to suck
>>34538111
What animu sadface-chan and is there feminine penis involved?
>>34538111
>tfw no feminine penis to suck
fuck off OP every boy's penis on this board is MINE
>>34538198
N-no!! You faggot!!
Are anime girls taking over and keeping men away from women?
I think with VR and the sex robot revolution, yes.
>>34538038
Yeah, I have no idea how women can compete.
Luckily for them, most men who would be more interested in anime girls are no longer desirable.
>>34538110
as someone with a vive, and access to Waifu Sex Simulator, can confirm i am not pursuing a real GF for the time being.
I am looking through my facebook chat with this one girl back in freshman year HS and I was totally oblivious to the fact that she was flirting with me. Smiley faces everywhere and even though we didn't hang out much in school, she would remember my birthday, wish me happy holidays and ask me why I missed out on school and several times initiate conversations just asking what's up. And I'm acting like a complete tool, ignoring some of her messages and talking about fucking pokemon. What the fuck you retard why would you bring up fucking pokemon?
I think at some point she just gave up on me.
No wonder I'm still a virgin if I was that autistic 5 years ago.
>pic related
Not her but looks suprisingly a lot like her.
KHV, to be clear
message her back and ask what she's been up to since highschool
>>34538165
I wish I could. I know she's currently in a relationship with a friend of a friend.
hey r9k im a girl and can you list some hobbies that could help me pander to guys like yourself? other than video games obviously
i think larping looks cool, but theres a lot of actual autists who do that
>>34537963
tits, then gtfo ya dumb bish
>>34537963
Why would you want to be in a relationship with the average robot?
>>34537963
>i think larping looks cool, but theres a lot of actual autists who do that
>i think larping looks cool
do it u will fit right in
Alright, I'm going to print out a dozen of these on cards at Staples tomorrow.
Then the next time I get rejected by a girl, I'm going to hand her one and let her think about that.
Anything else I should include on them? I'll post pics of my merchandise tomorrow.
Posting so OP doesn't get discouraged too early. I want to see this blow up in his face.
>>34537962
this is the funniest thing I've seen all week
>>34537962
Where are you from?
Oreganonon
Have you ever been in an online/LD relationship, robots?
How did it go/end? What were they like?
Nope. Forever alone.
>>34537918
Yeah, a few. They were nice. I'd do it again.
Online relationships aren't real. LDRs are, but for them to work you need to be able to see each other often enough. I was in a LDR for about a year. We saw each other every 2-3 weeks.
>tfw you want to have a daughter but too afraid she'll turn into a thirteen year old whore
raise her rite then maron
>>34537902
why is she so smug, fellow robots?
>>34537902
just make her your wife if youre so worried then
Name one thing wrong with raising another man's child. Pro tip: you can't.
>>34537892
that "child" looks like a shrinked 35 years old woman
was the child's father your best friend who named you the child's godfather and then died in an accident along with the mother? that's the only acceptable scenario I can think of
>being a cuck
>trying to defend it
thanks for the laugh faggot. enjoy doing tyrone's work for him
How many hobbies do i need to get a girlfriend? I keep seeing advice about hobbies will get you gorlfrind. What hobbies? Im nog very intersted in many thingds, i need sugcgestoons?
>>34537891
Start filtering 'IMG' and 'tmp'
As for you OP, kill yourself
>>34537891
None because they don't have hobbies either and won't care about yours lol
>>34537891
One
Don't expect to get a gf by just having a hobby tho
everyone's a status fucker and no one cares what you have to say unless you are popular. just a psa to you all. now go fuck off. i'm not even going to read your replies.
>>34537884
oh then i guess you'll never knowyou're a fuckin faggot, brah
Highschooler detected. Please do your homework, young one.
This is true.
I won the lottery in 2015 and after being the meme joke of the family for nearly 30 years everyone takes me seriously now.
Nothing changed me, only difference is I moved out of my parents house, built a huge house in cash and bought 3 fancy cars in cash and put the rest in the bank.
What's also funny is that daughters of my parents family friends are all of a sudden interested in me and wanting to meet me.
None of them know I won the lottery, I just say "I made the money with online"
>tfw no home schooled bf
>>34537878
I mean, I was home schooled for 1st and 2nd grade if that counts.
i could pretend to be retarded for you.
>>34537878
Is independent study adequate?
>she will never titfuck and suck a BBC on livestream and get covered in semen
what is she DOING
Agree what a useless whore she is.
>>34537862
Her tits are fake and her face is ugly
>tfw fapping to her and hotforwords on YouTube back in middle school
I wish I could go back to those simpler times. ;_;
Does anyone remember dreams they had as a child? I can still clearly remember a dream where angry hulk chased me around my schools playground
yeah, I saw a nuke hit my district, I was wearing my favorite dark blue fleece and soon after I died
fun experience
I had a dream once where a bunch of orcs chased me off a cliff. Kinda looked like the grand canyon.
>started typing out a post about how I used to have a lot of nightmares when I was younger
>leads to earlier nightmares I remember
>earliest one was me floating in a void just saying "I want to wake up now" over and over again for what felt like hours
>realize the age that I would have been having these dreams
>lines up with a period where I can't remember anything for months starting where when we went a relatives house for the first time
>think I was raped by someone there because I can remember a lot before that, even a little of the drive to their house
>just nothing at their house or afterwards for nearly a year
>all my later nightmares were about being hunted or me waking up in my bed and being attacked by things
I feel uneasy.