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>>34538539
Be a girl.

OREGON ORIGALIO

>>34538539
die antwoord?

the fuck? i always though it was die antwerp

Alien vs Predator Disorder? You should get that checked out

>>34538514

pedophiles are the purest evil

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>>34538526
<--- he says otherwise

>>34538514
You must be a pedophile

Get raped in prison your worthless piece of shit

>>34538513
ayo stop being a bumbaclut an open that bitch up

>>34538513
Indians Head, Maryland

Postal code: 20640.
Sent to you.

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>>34538513
What are you waiting for, black fella, open up the package.

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Not exactly presentation related but I'll go

>be me in middle school
>really enjoy history and read a lot of non-fiction
>I even look at atlas's
for hours in my spare time
>of course, I'm a shy, extremely awkward fuck with few friends
>any "friends" I do have just shit on me behind my back but im too beta to help myself
>geography bee is coming up
>everyone has to participate in class in trails to see who has to perform
>i destroy the trails, no incorrect answers
>look smarter than usual because most of the time I spaghetti everything and look like a potato
>geography bee day
>time to prove I'm not a total loser to everyone by winning
>itshappening.avi
>cafeteria is packed with everyone from the middle school classes, teachers, admins, etc
>about 10 or 12 participants
>bee begins and i do fairly well
>"friends" are sitting close to the front, so I occasionally look at them and see them snickering between themselves, presumably about me
>get to the point where its me and about 3-4 others left
>get asked a question about U.S. geography
>hereitcomes.tga
>the answer is california but I don't say it like a normal person
>I fucking blert out "CALI" and the pause awkwardly before finishing with "...fornia"
>entire fucking cafeteria erupts with laughter, even teachers are snicking at my ineptitude
>look at my so called friends, they're practically crying from laughing
>mfw

>>34539637
whats so special about that. do you feel bad or emberassed it happened?

>>34539947
It destroyed any self confidence I had left, knowing I'd be made fun for something so petty

are you cute?


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>>34538490
dear god, make it all stop

No, no one cares about you. The only people who do are the trannies who shill themselves and their disgusting orbiters.

You're not better than female attention whores.

Snort everything you have.
I dare you.
It'll feel awesome.

My mother won't let me use drugs what do

Just had 40 mg of adderall and half a bottle of vodka, I'm miserable yet euphoric, help.

>>34538453
>>Now I'm in a position where I clean it myself
>>so much female hair everywhere
So you live with other people, don't they fucking help?

If you use it purely by yourself then just be super careful to not mke a mess. Sit down to pee and stuff.

I've never understood why people clean toilets. You're literally going to turn right around, stick your naked ass on it, and shit in the thing.

>>34538453
I actually sort of enjoy cleaning when I can take my time and when I'm not rushed. I get incredibly depressed if my living space is untidy, and the feeling of cleaning up brings minor satisfaction. Oh, and it's a good way to do a bit of exercise instead of laying around all day.

>>34538436
Good. real men play roblox

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>one day Runescape will shut down

That will be the day I kill myself.

I remember playing that game with my little sister doing the dojo stuff (getting black belt) and the missions

good times, also the raids way before that were also fun like tipping the iceberg drilling

The elections of 2016

>>34538431
This is the first thing that came to mind for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKZFv1cFonk

>be 13
>jack of in front of family computer
>mom comes home early
>notimetothink
>hide dick under blanket, dont even pull up pants.
>close 12 tabs, stare at screen
>mom looks into room, see me under blanket, looking at wallpaper
>'hello! Hows it going there? A bit cold, is it?
>try to sound bored 'yeah, and the computer is slow again'
>chat for some time, finally she goes to the bathroom.

That was the closest call in my youth. Cant imagine how bad I would have felt if she had caught me.

>>34538421

why aren't you doing the same

>>34538444
Because i have a job

yup option is living on social checks

>>34538395
Strange, I was planning on having some tomorrow as well.

My opinion on LSD? It's fuckin swell.

>>34538395
>>34538437
But I think it's also a trap to take too much. There's a degree of understanding that it grants you, but that's only if you keep some cognitive distance from the trip. Going too far sends you into loops if you're not careful.

>>34538395
don't worry too much and enjoy the experience and it's great. personally i like shrooms better because they're freeeee

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>>34538369
Why do you post hakumen? Not the best character or even fun to play.

>>34538388

hakumen is my favorite from the original BB and the BB sequel.

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>>34538394
I used to play nu and hazama. I used to actually be pretty good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMvo3jknkdc

>>34538317

Gently pull them aside some place private, tell them you need to "have a talk". Every girl knows what this means.

Pause briefly before continuing, and then let her know in a polite and respectful manner that this relationship just isn't what you're looking for, and that you don't think it is right to either of you to continue.

No matter what you say, she's going to be hurt in some way, but at least if you do it this way you will be reducing the damage that is done and let her leave with her dignity intact.

If she asks you why you want to leave, then just speak honestly. Say you're unhappy, or no longer interested. Make sure to tell her that you don't think she's a bad person, and that she didn't do anything wrong. It's just not working out.

>>34538379

This. Honestly and truly, this.

Feelings change, peoples wants and needs change over time, and that's usually a good thing. If it's not what you want there is literally no reason to keep it going any more and it's only going to get worse until you straight up resent this bitch for no reason.

If she really likes you she might try to bargain and plead, but don't fall for it, stay strong.

Or if you really wanna be a dick and give no fucks, talk her into doing some fucktapes and spread them all over the internet and make sure her parents see how good their little girl is as swallowing your dick or taking it up the ass and calling you Captain Fuckspear or something.

>>34538379
>>34538481
We've been dating over a year and we work together.
It's jsut like, I've dated girls before where we really really clicked.
I don't feel any click

Haven't watched it but from that picture it looks like "high school drama only people with the mentality of a teenager can enjoy #3523"

>>34538694
So you did watch it.

>>34538288
It looks pretty and I like a good melodrama. The sexy Kiznaivers.

>>34538195
Well when you make stupid pointless threads that don't encourage people to participate like this fucking gem no wonder no one replied

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>usually ignore relatable threads about threads dying without replies for ironic purposes
>only making an exception for this thread

Who /devilish/ here?

>>34538262
it clearly isn't pointless because it's relatable