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femanons, this is what men REALLY want
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>>34538973
Am I the only one who thinks theres something unsettlingly ugly about her face? Its like she's a reptile wearing human skin trying to act like people
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>>34538973
I'd hate fuck her, sure but beyond that she's trash.
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>>34538981
eyes are just far enough apart it's a thigg ayy lmao

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If you wouldn't have fucked her, you're not a robot.
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>>34538937
>>34538937
>her
Also, why is a muslim looking at her? She should be dead by the first seconds.
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>>34538937
Only a moron with no self respect or dignity would fuck that and go for it out in public, especially on something like a train where people are watching.
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>>34539044
>Only a moron with no self respect or dignity
yes

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>be a wizard
>get arrested for nazism

Why are germans so fascist?
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Trips and i get cool wizard powers.
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>>34538831
But the jews and muslims *actually* want to destroy druids. Fucking Merkel probably secretly praises Allah.
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>>34538831
>I must destroy the Jews and Muslims before they destroy my clan

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I made a thread about a week ago when I was awake in the hotel lobby.

Now I've been at a local farm for a week, and I'm really enjoying it.
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>>34538814
how many japanese girls have you sex'd?
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>>34538826
Zero.

I've gotten plenty of attention, though.
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>>34538814
Are you still getting any snow?

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How do you stop being tired?

I'm just feeling like I'm falling apart. I don't even have the energy to walk, my legs hurt, everything hurts.
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I substitute sleep with amphetamine
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No more computer for you son. Go outside.
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>>34538804
>How do you stop being tired?

prescription amphetamines

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Why are you still alive?

What are you waiting for?

What are you trying to achieve?
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>>34538738
I want to see myself become competent in a hobby.
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deluded myself into thinking if i wait long enough something or someone will miraculously save me and change my life drastically
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Too scared to suicide

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just a friendly reminder that you will never ever die from your point of view

an observer can never stop observing
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>>34538735
sounds to me like pure nonsense.
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>>34538735
That's some trippy stuff.
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>>34538783
yep. Like what if there was some call to arms and I joined the army all of a sudden?

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>tfw vidya is the only thing you look forward to anymore.
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>>34538710
>tfw don't even play vidya anymore
>tfw just mindlessly browse 4chan all day

i'm as bad as the normies who only browse facebook and twitter
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>>34538710
Start nofap
>6 days in
>think of sex all the time
>dress up in sissy clothes, watch trans porn, shave ass.

This is a lifestyle. My life have meaning and I no longer have to kill time. Trap life is a good life.
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>>34538710
my interest in vidya isn't as strong as it use to be, I play game just to pass the time, I don't have fun really playing them.


>>34538767
fuck off faggot

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>tfw socialy-autistic lonely young gay man
>love the bearmode/powerlifter body type
>search for big guys online
>eventually find and he becomes my Internet bf
>sends me photos of him flexing and tells me he wishes he could cuddle with me
>the instant gradification is so good that I try to get more Internet bears to be my bfs

>long story short I now have a harem of 15 bears that want to fugg me
>tfw I though this is what I wanted but it's getting harder and harder to manage chatting with them all.

What do I do bros?
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is this a bane post?
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>>34538689
I'm not that clever.

4u
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>ABC presents: The Bachelor, Grizzly Edition

Has anyone here seen this show 'trending houses' that shows up on Youtube from time to time?

Basically it's these videos of chads hanging out in their natural habitat-frat houses.

I was watching these videos, and it occurred to me that I don't even envy these guys. I'm not kidding you: I don't want their lives. Sure there are some comfy rooms in their houses and shit like that, but overall, their lifestyle really doesn't appeal to me. It just seems really... Dull, or something. When I think about my life of watching Sargon streams, Atheist vs. Feminist debates, programming and so on, it just seems more mentally stimulating than these guys' lifestyle. The way they entertain themselves with sports so much seems kind of dull to me, as a lifestyle, it seems comfortable in its way, but it lacks a certain depth of meaning that an experienced meme warrior comes to know. When I watch them I almost feel like I'm looking some really well-pedigreed dogs in a dog-training show or something like that. Like it's all just a lot of show and grooming and pagentry.

IDK, what do you think?

Is Chad's life actually really fucking dull or am I just kidding myself?

Here are some clips of the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWeUXKGkcNM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieV1HpAfi1k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2V263dXXH4
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>>34538664
It doesn't matter how dull his life is, in the end he'll fuck more women and have more kids than you ever will, which is a sad and regrettable fate for the human species.
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>>34538664
>arcade cabinet isn't even plugged in
Fucking Chad. If I donated that to them and saw this video there'd be hell to pay.
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Damn... I wish I was rich and white.

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I own a beach house, yes this is me attention whoring and bragging.
Ask me anything.
>inb4 robots can't be rich
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Is safe to swim there?
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>>34538640

How much did it cost blox
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>>34538640

Enjoy drowning when the sea levels rise and flood half the world

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Has anyone here ever tried to grow their dick?

I've been reading that apparently penile extenders actually work. Always thought they were a meme but I guess some study showed they increased dick size by .6 inches when erect (most products seem to claim more but of course that is there own bias). That may not sound like much, but I think that puts you almost a full standard deviation up in penis size.

Why aren't you growing your penis r9k?
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>>34538590
>Living in Asia
>Regularly attend a swingers bar
>The only time I haven't had atleast an inch on everyone there was when I bring friends so we attract more girls
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>>34538590
Penis tissue doesnt work like that. You damage the nerves with the stretching and it causes erectile dysfunction and loss of feeling
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>>34538666

This is total fucking lies

You can grow the penis

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448

>CONCLUSION:

Our findings supported the efficacy of the device in increasing penile length. Our result also suggested the possibility of glans penis girth enhancement using penile extender. Performing more studies is recommended.

The body will change itself to adapt to any kind of stress put on it. You can even grow taller doing this too, bone, skin, nerves will all change based on the stress put on it.

Why do you think fatties have loose skin, because the fat creates stress on the skin tissue causing it to expand and grow. Same for pregnant women, same for those idiots who have big loopy ear rings.

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>stayed up all night doing homework
>have to stay on campus for 9 hours today
>will have gone 30 hours without sleep before I can go home
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>>34538586
If it ain't easy don't do it. I've walked out of class and off Jobs to play games, jack off, watch Netflix/anime, eat or just plain sleep. The easy road is always a lot more fun bro. We are all die anyway, why not enjoy yourself and throw yourself a bone every now and then?
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>>34539257

if I drop out of uni then I am incapable of justifying my life and will have to kill myself
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>>34538586
You don't HAVE to do anything. Unless there's an exam just take a day off and relax, get some sleep. You won't be doing anything productive anyway if you're half asleep at a lecture or whatever.

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A really cute girl matched and messaged me on Tinder, before we exchanged numbers she said she was 17 instead of 19 like her profile said. Now tommorrow we will have our first date and she seems to be really into me, but today she admitted that she is 16. Age of consent isn't an issue here, but is the age difference between a 16 and 20 year old to big?
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>>34538569
Women pretty much stop (psychologically) maturing at 15 nowadays, for what it's worth
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Not really. You're pretty much still fresh out of highschool at that point and haven't done much. Unless you enlisted or have some sort of shitty whirlwind life you are just starting your life and so is she. Enjoy banging a 16 year old. You made it. Now go away.
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>>34538569
4 years isnt too bad, id say 5 years is where it starts to get weird, go for it anon.

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Would it be possible to get a third world chick to marry you if you have a job/car/your own place? Pic related I mad a thread on /int/
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>>34538543

its possible but the better question is why would a man want such a situation
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>>34538546
I mean mexican women are pretty nice, plus they look so pretty. The only thing that worries me is what am I suppose to say to them "hey if you marry me you can live in america pay no mind strange obsession to cats"
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>>34538543
You're literally asking for someone to ruin your life.

Foreign women, especially from third world countries will only see you as a ticket to free visa and then leave you shortly after popping out a kid and leaving you to pay for child support etc.

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