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Greaso is dead

>>34539478
Kill yourself you fucking faggot.
For her actions she got rewarded with getting back her cuck of a bf.
Meanwhile everyone around her suffers.
And she gets 278$ monthly from cucks for sending them nudes.

>>34539478
I too miss her, thought she was going to stay queen. Hope everything is ok

>>34539444
Mostly just this board, although /mu/ and /fit/ are often Debbie downers as well.

>>34539444
im not depressed, your point is invalid.
nice trips.

Because sperglords.

Never. This board was designed for OC. You betas just took it over.

>>34539441

It's the infestation of sperging, semen encrusted subhumans that needs removal.

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>>34539441
The hilarious part is your failure to realize the fact that you're the 'normie'

You seem to think you are a unique individual... Lol you stupid little bitch allow me to explain...

If a florescent orange miniature elephant with a lisp is surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of other florescent orange miniature lisping elephants, IT IS A NORMIE...

Just the simple fact that you use creepy, effeminate catchphrases like 'normie' in every sentence shows how hard you're trying to fit in and blend into the crowd of irrelevant homosexuals around you.

So... You're a complete loser with no friends, no sexual experience, and no ability to socialize who has FINALLY found a group of similarly failed fags, and you finally got your chance to be a 'part of something' ?... Hahaha

News flash: most fifth graders have already surpassed you in every aspect of your existence...

And in HERE ?.... you're the 'normie'...

Boring...

In this inverted faggot wasteland, the ONLY unique person is me.

Because I'm heterosexual.

But don't worry. The answer to your question is: I'm going to get rid of you soon enough

>>34539402
Because life is one big joke

Because it's only a /r9k/ meme.

It's instinctive to look down upon short people

>>34539387
bro that looks like it's been already eaten

>>34539480
It has been as of five minutes ago. The waffles look weird cause I had to rehydrate the honey.

>>34539387
It looks like a teratom

>>34539356
Giraffe to keep pestering me?

>>34539356
>There's nothing good on at the cinema, but we can go back to my place and watch Netflix. ;)

>>34539356
"sure, we might have to sit at the back though."

>>34539261
literally how

how are footfags even close to as bad as furries

the difference between footfags and most furries is that (a) their fetish is realizable and (b) all but the most turbo of autists keep it to themselves, unlike literally any furry which will impose his awkward weird fetish on everyone around him

>>34539397
good point. furries aren't just a fetish, they're a horrible stupid fucking autistic way of life. go out to fucking comic con in their fursuits high five little kids those kids come back learn what a furry is then that poor creature is presented with poorly drawn porn of someone's furry/trap oc

>>34539261
if you are ashamed of your fetish you are probably doing shameful things and then redirecting it to your fetish

stop consuming porn

stop staring at womens feet in public

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>>34539241
>tfw can't stop failing the captcha

why is this shit so hard?

>>34539241
>Maybe 30 minutes a day clicking captcha if you wasta a ton of time on 4chan
vs
>8+ hours of work a weekday to earn the privilege of being alive
I'll choose the former.

>>34539244
I actually find the legacy captcha best for PC but have gotten used to selecting images rather quickly now on mobile. Try signing out of Google as sometimes that gives you hard ones.

>>34539240
>tfw orgasm denial is one of my fetishes

>>34539240
>want to cum
>don't want to stop
>it's okay I'll just keep going after I cum!
>never fucking works

>want to sleep
>dont want to stop playing vidya

>>34539233
in what country do you live and how exactly did you met?

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>>34539277
>country
that'd be a bit too specific to my case and would prefer to play it safe. I can say that I am somewhere in eastern Europe.

>how did you meet
at church, initially. The pastor introduced the missionaries who'd come to help a soup kitchen. a sunday or two later we got talking and she asked if I wanted to hang out after the service.

honestly man, If I where in your shoes I would attempt the online relationship but be completely honest about your personal beliefs and habits you enjoy, including drugs and vidya, even if it ruined the relationship
and if your life is mostly what you want it to be, its not worth changing just for an uncertain relationship.

id rather sit at home, be cute, and suck Chad cock then sell my soul for shit wages, but I am a man

>>34539215
many women still do that anon
they just wanted the right to choose
is that so weird?

>>34539215
That's because you're a weak faggot. Working is not a mean to buy things but rather a way for our lives to have a direction.
Work and love are the two most important things for people. But you're too young, too stupid and too self absorbed to understand this so keep dreaming about being a fucking housewife while we create the world we want to live in. Loser.

>>34539190
WOOOOOOOO
TAKING THE COLE TRAIN TO THE BUMP LIMIT, BABY

>>34539190
I used to be top 1000 in gow2 and I was top 100 in gow3. I miss those days a lot.

>>34539190
WOOOOOOOO

still better than bogpill desu

every girl I know identifies as bi because they kissed a for or something once and every girl I know thinks it makes them unique and interesting even though literally every girl I know is like this

>>34539110
the only 2 bi girls I've ever met were annoying hardcore leftist cunts with colored hair and volatile temper. Porn really brainwashes you into thinking that there are alot of tender 8/10 bi-cuties walking around waiting to share another girl with you

>>34539110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e7844P77Is

I'm bi, currently I have a gf. I'm naturally brunette and haven't color my hair for 8 years.
I'm shy and I kissed only 2 girls in my life. I had sex with men but I currently prefer my gf.
I ain't fat, I have 157 cm and I wear very girly and stylish clothes, I don't dress like tumblr feminists. I study STEM major and I'm getting by.

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>>34539076
just give me the fucking rundown

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>>34539076
What has this board become oreg

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>>34539120
This board knows the truth

I didn't know I had a kid you little shitty. Now go and play with your whore of a mother.

I'm not your dad.
You're not my kid. Why are you here?

because the internet frees people of societal conformities

deep down, we're all troubled and hate life