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So i started hooking up with my cousin on the 24th last month while on vacation and I just wanted to talk about incest for a moment.

I haven't been able to tell anyone about it since it's fucking incest. She sucked my dick for a couple days and wasn't until we had some privacy that I got to fuck her for real. I need to talk about it.

I haven't told anyone or even spoken about it outloud. It's eating me up. It's been three weeks since Ive seen her and I miss her pussy so much I think I caught feelings.

I want to hear your stories, if any. Mine is long as fuck and I don't know if there's time for me to write it all out....it started with a BJ, raw anal, then pussy with a rubber on. We probably fucked at least 10 times within 4 days. After that I would only fuck her for 15 or 20 minutes but not finish so I could build up the orgasm at least twice through penetration before she finished me off with head before going to bed.

If this thread lives I'll tell the whole story with details in the morning. I just needed to at least wrote this out for my own health. It's driving me mad.


Thank you.
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I think reddit will be more interested

sage
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>>34540339
tru we enjoy the self-loathing and self-hating much more virgins are the most sensitive
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fuck off

originalsage

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The call that gave me a girlfriend. Take the BogPill now!
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>>34539972
>tfw I actually only have to make a call to get a gf for one hour
>take the legalizeProstitutionPill now!
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I took the bogpill and Igor called me then introduced me to this multicultural gang, now I have friends and a gf. Thanks bogpill!
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Come over and come get Bogg'd bro!!! The kegs tapped bro.

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>tfw no fat-assed gf to make me her fart slave

makes the feelios get realios you know what i mean?
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>>34539967
Chaika! On the first pagie!
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>>34539967
Fartfags should be gassed
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>>34539967
>She will never queef in your face
Why live?

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What's in the package, robots?
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>>34539966
fleshlight. Check those double dubs too.
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the package is the whole unit, so it's not what's in the package, but raged what the package is
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>>34539966
I'll have to guess a dead Lois?

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For those of you who use the computer for extended periods of time, how is your vision holding up?

I'm finding it gradually more difficult to use a computer because my eyes are in constant pain and I have a ton of floaters in both of my eyes obscuring my vision. It is especially painful to look at webpages that are mostly white.

I just want an end to this suffering.
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My vision got bad when I was 16-18 but it's mostly because of shit genes from dad. I use computers and other screens 10+ hours a day and haven't noticed any problems, My eyes only become tired if I stay up too late and play games or something.

I do suffer from pretty heavy visual snow.
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I'm incredibly nearsighted, I suspect because I spent so much time on computers or reading books growing up. But they've stopped getting worse, so eh.

I also have annoying floaters that show up on white webpages, but it's only occasionally irksome, not an active impediment to seeing things. I don't have pain or anything.
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It was fine until my late 20s

I can't read at a distance any more and it's getting harder and harder to concentrate. They're getting worse and worse.

12+ hours of computer a day really does a number on your vision

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Okay how do I fix this?
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I've got nothing to lose, how can I setup a tinder account? I've been a shutin for 10 years, but I've kept in shape via lifting the last 5 years. I don't even know what women I could get because I've never gone out or even seen or spoken to woman my age since highschool.

That said, what do? I don't have a Facebook.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe3oJnFtA_k
Jawlets on suicide watch
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>>34539952
You just download the app and make a facebook

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>want to get naked with a big cock alpha male to take advantage of my cute ass with my little cock fully on display as he says things like, "you stupid small dick little bitch", "i bet you make little loads" and, "jesus christ, you're a little homo - you were born to be a cock sucker you dumb fuck" as he just manhandles me and with every thrust, throws me around from side to side like a rag doll. Like a little whining, moaning, abused bitch toy.

>want to make a video of it for him to send to my past friendzoned girlfriends to watch "accidentally" so they see me being abused by his huge cock like a little faggot, but liking every second of it as I whine like a little girl

>i want them to be like what?!?! holy shit. that's a huge dick in his ass. no wonder he's moaning like a little cunt

such is my life. i'm pretty cute but... i'm weird and beyond the point of no return.
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all I want is to wake up as a cute girl with a closet full of cute clothes and a phone full of hot Chad phone numbers. is that too much to ask?
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>>34539863
Post your boipussy pls.
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>>34539890
That sounds good, but in the now, I'd rather just make sure my body is completely shaved so I look twinkish, and get a big dick guy to please himself with my little butthole.

And then have him send the video of me whining like a little cunt to my friendzoned girlfriends, with my face and little dicklet on display and compare it to his in the video. It's like the ultimate humiliation.

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>"ungh...anon my tits have grown again. Do you want to feel them?"
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>>34539802
>dat stomach
>"They're not the only thing that have grown you fat bitch."
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>>34539802
>"N-nno t-thankyou, i have cartoon frogs to post. P-p-please excuse me"
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>>34539802
>"Only if I can rub your fat gut with my dick and fuck your belly button."
Sauce on pic please googles not returning anything

Did you guys ever get to the point were you became apathetic towards getting a gf? i was super motivated and anxious about doing it but now i dont care, i can barely find motivation to message girls anymore i dont know why or what changed but i just feel an overwhelming amount of apathy towards it. just needed to get it off my chest i guess
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>>34539790
That's where I am now, and where you will likely be in a few years until your biological clock kicks in and then eventually you'll be apathetic again, probably.
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>>34539790
The only emotion I feel towards other people is a mix of apathy and loathing. I don't want a girlfriend, I don't want friends, I don't want pity, I don't want admiration, love or anything else anymore. I've seen how people interact with each other, how fake and superficial their relationships are, how they only use other people for personal gain and discard them once something better comes along. I'm not going to play their game anymore.
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I'm there now because I have got FwB's instead. You still get the sex but without the drama.

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>mfw random cumbucket pretends to be depressed/autistic on the Internet and she gets thousands of dosh from beta orbiters
>another disgusting roastie pretends to like video games and again gets money from beta orbiters
>another slut pretends to be far right and gets thousands of beta bucks

>you are genuinely far right, love video games, are autistic and depressed yet nobody gives you anything
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>be me
>be autistic and depressed
>lurk multiple discords in voice chat barely saying anything
>get comments on monotonous, slow voice
>female actually bought me overwatch because i asked her in voice chat

i-it can't be all bad, can it?
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>>34539673
Thats because you are not a girl, anon.
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>>34539711

We can fix that

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>tfw all the black girls at my job like me

What gives? I'm a robot skinny guy and all the black girls love me for some reason. I'm not even tall or good looking, I mean I'm kinda funny and I make them laugh, but jesus they are all over me. I'm one of the few white guys in the office, the rest are black and spanish and other minorities. I'm like such a spaz too.
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>>34539647
>people like you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DOESNT NOBODY LIKE MEEEEEEEE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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>>34539647
Lucky dude
Do you know for certain ? Are you sure you just aren't looking too much into stuff ?
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>>34539675
Yea maybe. But who knows, even if they aren't attracted to me they still all like me a lot. Even as just being friendly.

lets larp as this family
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>>34539624
i'll start
Hello my name is david wilkinson im a personal fitness trainer
this is my family
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>>34539624
pick a charactoer
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>>34539624
Uh hello, are any of my family members out there?

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>Go out on a date with a girl a few nights ago
>We go to a decent restaurant
>I literally order chicken tenders as my fucking meal
>It didnt even cross my mind that this could be seen as autism
>she laughs at me for what I ordered
>I didnt really get why she was laughing so I kind of just fake laughed along with her
>rest of the date was pretty awkward
>havent heard from her since

I JUST WANT TO EAT CHICKEN TENDERS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK
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learn to suck a mean dick, OP
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Hey fuck her man, you ordered what you wanted and not what society told you to order. That's alpha buddy. That bitch was gushing over your decisiveness, not laughing at you. Bitch was overwhelmed.
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>>34539614
Fuck society for making chicken tenders/nuggets stereotyped as an autistic kids food. Hamburgers are fucking gross.

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WOOHOO, SPORTS!

SPORTS TEAM *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

MY GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION FOR THE WIN!

""""WE"""" WON, YIPPEE!

OH I'M A COMPUTER TECHNICIAN AND LONG-SUFFERING (HEHE) SPORTS TEAM FAN!

BRO MY SPORTS TEAM IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR SPORTS TEAM

BRO THE TACTICS THAT THE SPORTS TEAM USED LAST NIGHT WERE SO WRONG, IF THEY HAD MADE THESE CHANGES THEY WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE WON

OH YOU'RE A SUPPORTER OF THAT SPORTS TEAM, BRO I GUESS WE'RE ENEMIES!

JEEZ SPORTS PLAYER, WHY'D YOU MAKE THAT MISTAKE? YOU SUCK DUDE!
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>>34539579
Why do literal virgins hate sports so much?
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>>34539594
because it involves rooting, something they don't understand.
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>>34539579
>this entire post

alksdhghkg

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Why don't you ever have a gif, anon?
I mean, you're not a virgin, are you.
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I have a gif right here stupid idiot
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I have an entire harem of gifs, but I am still a virgin.
What now, friendo?
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because I use webms now

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