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>mature
>open relationship

Pick one

Get rid of the last line. Just have it say "I get jealous of kate all the time" for the ticking time bomb Allah akbar bf. Two homicides(or moar) and a suicide bloodbath waiting to happen... or someone from the outside will loose their shit. I only see this story ending in std's and blood.

I prefer monogamy simply as a convenience. I take a long time to orgasm and condoms are unnecessary, so trust in our relationship lets me rawdog whenever we wish.

No, I'm too ashamed of my wristlets.

>>34540798
I've seen this hand before.

>>34540838
I've posted my hand in a previous thread

>>34540788
Wow that jelly cake looks fucking delicious!

>>34540788
that makes my willy tingle

Someone post the image of the guy cutting his dick in half with rusty scissors.

i had a beer yesterday while watching the WWE Royal Rumble

>drugs

for stupid broke degnerates

>>34540775
how was the rumble?

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Yes, just find ways to make money online and pop a xanny, it isn't hard.

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I'm doing a form filling data entry job online, I only do it occasionally with my friend but I could earn around $600 a month doing it if I took on all the work by myself. You could always try sending an email to sites like this, I got a reply from this one even though it's based in India. It's a lot of work though, which is why I just let my friend do most of the work (I get around $170 a month) instead. Pic related, it's what I do. I have to get 2000 forms done in 15 days, I'm making pretty good progress with my friend.

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>>34540754
What's a xanny?
Xanax?
>>34540826
Sounds scammy but I'll look into it.

I wish I was as unhinged and cool as Sam......

Good job fucking Marky in the ass, Sam. You're doing God's work, keep it up.

>>34540627
Nice teeth you got there, Sam

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>fap to financial domination videos
>pirate them all

>fap to a CEI
>not actually eat my cum

>fap to humiliation
>i dont actually care what shes bubbling about
>i just imagine me fucking the living shit out of her

>>34540580
Most of this shit is subjective, the ladder is different for everyone, some people are complete content with a menial existence. The only thing a person should be looking for or working towards is peace of mind and gaining fulfillment in the things that they enjoy

I had my self improvement phase. It kinda blew at one point so I imploded and 180'd into self destruction. Now I'm on my seventh can of beer in a row after doing acid and eating nothing the whole day. I'll watch some anime after I finish this post.

im going to be piss poor for atleast next 2,5 years, is that a good enough excuse?

take it home and offer a bow of egg

>>34540508
>take home
>intensively disinfect and clean
>buy a bottle of lube or oil
>use a lot
>use some more

>>34540551
>>34540551

>take home
>intensively disinfect and clean
>sell it to some sucker for 2000 dollars
>get a real whore and cocaine

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>>34540502
I am English and I cant spell so good and my grammar is shit I have fucking spic's and burgers correcting me all the time

>>34540502
>misstype on porpose
>drool in joy imagining all the spergs sperging

>>34540530
2star get the fuck off /r9k/.

>tfw I have 2 days off and I stayed up all night shitposting

Nice try NEETfag

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>>34540428
look mom i posted it again!!!!!
oregano

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I work at night my nigga

Too bad i dont have the time to marathon video gamed and anime anymore

Go here and complain about your problems >>>/adv/

>>34540447
what are you talking about?
r9k is meant for complaining about your problems
I'm not looking for advice

>shunned by robots(muh blacks can't be robots)
I distinctly remember you guys having an entire general before I took a prolonged break from this website.

>tfw normies literally speak a nonverbal language you cannot comprehend due to aspergers
>tfw you only realized it after 27 years of social failures that destroyed your sense of worth
>tfw get angry and frustrated thinking about it

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>tfw you're a mid 20 NEET virgin and nearly Hikki status now
crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal

i thought 4 days were 2 weeks
everything too short or too long
nothing is perfecto

>>34540376

kek fuck off

I'm top 1 percent wealth so I don't have to deal with roastie whores and can just hire real whores, feels good

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shut up loser, this is now a foot licking thread

This is a /soc/ thread and should be moved there.

male, north NJ

>>34540346
>can't think of anything meaningful to contribute to thread
>thread gets to page 10
>give half-assed reply to already answered question

>>34540346
>replies in a popular thread
>never sees a (You)
>reply never gets acknowledged while every other post does

>>34540346
Hey! You can't make relatable threads on this board!