>January 31st, 2017
>tfw STILL no bf
>>34541242
>>tfw STILL no bf
are you a girl?
>>34541265
No
Oregianoo
>January 31st, 2017
>tfw STILL haven't impregnated all of the fembots
How bad is your situation Anon? I think I got it pretty bad
>26yo kissless handholdless hugless loveless no gf virgin
>5'1 manlet
>agrophobic hiki
>3rd world country
>fundamentalist christian family
>english major
There is no hope for me.
>>34541241
>english major
what were you even thinking
>>34541241
Jesus, how have you not killed yourself already? Which country btw?
>24 year old khv
>paranoid schizophrenic
>poor as fuck
>5'10 manlet
>NEET for 5 years
>only familly I have left is my mother and she's terminally ill
I did get a new laptop this year which has made things slightly more bearable.
At what age do girls normally start wearing bras?
Asking for a friend of course...
>>34541234
11? 12? Around then.
>>34541638
god.. id love to take off the bra of a 11 year old
What is your greatest regret anon?
Explaining how to successfully hang oneself to someone who later committed suicide.
>>34541198
Not being born in a rich family.
Probably being born
>tfw you're a black girl and nobody likes you just for existing
>>34541194
not even yo mum
>>34541194
If you're darkskin, post a pic. I like darkskin cuties.
>>34541194
every black girl i know that likes anime is a virgin
ITT: autistic things you do
>sing in the shower
>once I hear someone come home, I purposely mess up and laugh and make weird voices so they don't think I was seriously singing
>create situations in my head where I usually end up murdering someone and/or torturing them in medieval ways
your turn, robots :^)
c-c-can I get some replies g-guys?
Talk to myself I'm public
>>34541138
I do the exact same thing, except I live alone. I really enjoy singing in the shower and then I think "someone could you hear you and laugh at you" and I just laugh it off so people would think I was doing it ironically
fucking paranoid
Have you ever reunited with old friends or family members before?
A few times. It sucks every time.
>>34541134
The rare times I have reunited with old friends it usually descends into us ranting about why we stopped hanging out & started hating each other in the first place. Hence why I cut contact with everyone from high school days.
>>34541134
Yes, and it is the most soul-breaking experience, my mind assumes they hate me and are only hanging out with me to make fun of me.
>Be me
>Be in Mens chorus
>pretty good overall, except for the tard next to me
>thinkshecansing.jpg
>just makes fucking noises all period
What should i do about it?
>>34541098
Pull up and air his ass out
https://youtu.be/3IBe1v9Ah_I
>>34541098
Colombian necktie
>>34541144
>How do people like this get rich?
>That poor excuse for a song is utter shit.
>Do people actually listen to that shit?
>It sounds like someone with mircocephaly got throat cancer.
Just a friendly reminder, you are a cuckold, wagie.
>>34541057
you know girls don't like neets
>>34541057
Thisensures they won't forget.
>>34541057
NO NO DELETE THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anyone else here /getofftooldconversationstheyhad/ especially with girls who arent slutty anymore so you just go back to your old messages and fapfapfapfap
>>34541042
I don't but you reminded me of this conversation.at this time I didn't realize that it was a major faux pas to tell a girl you were a virgin
>>34541120
Should also add that I'm still a virgin. Otherwise I wouldn't be here.
>>34541120
How is admitting one is virginal bad? I would love to take someone's virginity <3
>ywn have a daughter
>ywn take care of her
>she will never whisper, "I love you daddy." in your ear when you tuck her into bed
Why even live?
>>34540997
>ywn see her grow into a whore
>ywn stumble upon a video of her getting ravaged by 5 black men online and kill yourself after
why even live?
>>34540997
>surrogates don't exist
I'd rather have a son though
>>34540997
I do. Is the most blissful thing ever.
>>34541069
Not if you teach her to respect herself.
I had the realization that I've got literally no empathy for anyone what-so-ever. I lost a friend today and the first thing my mind jumped to is 'how can I use this to make myself more popular.'
This caused me to look back at my past, and I saw that I had been doing it for almost all my life. Shit childhood I suppose, parents were cunts. I'm trying not to be edgy, if it came across like that call me a faggot.
Who else /lowempathy/ here? Anyone else not have that ability to care how others may be feeling?
>>>/adv/ you're going to go through the stages of grief. The first stage you're in is called shock. If you want some support, coping skills and ideas with how to handle this.. try /adv/.
>>34541041
alright. i guess it was just a more robot thing to feel.
>>34541051
Nothing wrong with feeling and sharing feels. FEEL better and I am sorry for your loss.
This is a former pornstar NOW prostitute. As by german law she pays taxes and has to be tested for hiv etc. Every few months. She costs 80 euro for 45 minutes. Only with condom. She even fucks you with a strap on or is pissing on you. Would you fuck her? Pick very related.
>>34540949
She's attractive but having had that many miles of dick and litres of cum in her cunt is so revolting I don't think it'd be worth it even for 80 euros.
>>34540949
She looks familiar I think
>>34540949
you can get cheaper prostitutes who are as attractive as her in germany
I need to make a report for why video games are better than watching tv, suggestions?
Argue playing games is like watching TV except you actually influence what's happening on the screen so it's more interactive.
They're objectively not, unless you want to compare the best video games to the worst tv
Say its a new art form,where interaction is key to fowarding the narrative, and decision-making the feature of the dynamic. Cite examples of various games and how the player influences their outcomes.
>remembering something funny in public
>giggling like a retard in front of everyone
>Whole childhood was marred by incidences of bursting out laughing in quiet places because of thinking funny thoughts
Fuck my autism
>>34540870
Same here
I cant help it, I have always been this way
I do this at work all the time
It's okay though they already think I'm a freak because aspergers