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Senpai, what would you like for breakfast?
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>>34543925
i want you for breakfast
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>>34543925
>breakfast? I told you to make me a bath you dumb whore. honestly, can you do anything right?
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Dat pucci baby kek
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Post in this thread if you abstain from sex, alcohol, and other obviously hedonistic pleasures.
Religion is optional.
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>>34543898
Then how do you get off? Or does Mother spank you for such naughty thoughts?
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Yeah I "abstain" from sex bruh
For real though I'd like to smoke to calm myself down, but my lungs are asthmatic morons and I wheeze quickly.
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>>34543927
I don't need to get off. Pleasure is entirely optional to being alive and feeling content with yourself.
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What would you do in a Groundhog Day scenario? I.e. you wake up and it's the same day all over again, it repeats and repeats. Let's say you have the power to break the loop but decide to have fun. None of your actions matter anymore, for as long as you want.
What do? I'd probably get some guns and booze pretty quickly. Counting on your creativity, there are so many ways to make this interesting
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>None of your actions matter anymore
>anymore
None of my actions matter anyway
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Go to super car dealer and steal the fastest thing there and lead police on a high speed chase
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>>34543806
I think he means your actions don't matter to you. As in your actions have no repercussions.
You could go around raping and pillaging and if you died or slept it would reset.
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Is it possible to get a qt weeb vidya playing girl (female) friend?
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>>34543671
Sure, but don't expect they isn't a bunch of attention seeking whores
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>>34543671
I got one that I added from /soc/. She is really into weeb stuff and we talk about it everyday.
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>>34543671
Only if you're a normiebot.
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I just spent half an hour typing out a response to a thread on here, before deciding that it was stupid, no one would care, and deleting the while thing.
What did you do today, anon?
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>>34543667
The same thing, several times in dying threads. Feels bad man.
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>>34543686
Yeah, it does.
I wish I wasn't a indecisive cunt.
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Was at work today, applied for some new jobs because this one pays shit and they are trying to string me along with promises of more money but I dont believe them
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>tfw no tail gf
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Is that actually a buttplug? What happens if you pull on it?
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she is not tall. These are all manlets 5'4" around her
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>>34543672
It would be extremely painful >3<
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How does one deal with emotional female co-workers that take everything personally?
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Assuming you're above them at a work level, just tell them what to do flat out and directly.
Don't try to be their friends, don't gossip with them.
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>>34543606
First you need to figure out if you were being a tit. If you weren't just keep doing business as usual, do your best at work. If you were being a tit that's a whole other problem
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>>34543606
The same way you deal with emotional male co-workers. You don't.
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>tfw people call something reddit
>tfw never been to reddit
I'll never understand the joke
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>>34543583
Over-used meme by anons in an attempt to make them look superior although they are neet losers.
Also used when you want to be edgy.
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How have you never been to reddit? Millions of google results link to at least one reddit page
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I've been to reddit for lewds and modding help, and it's frighteningly hard to navigate.
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>chad next to me
>smokes in my face
>he goes on r9k
>he posts something
>he goes back to whatsapp
>full convos with girls
Robots, you have 7 minutes until my bus arrives to teach me martial arts.
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>>34543537
Your fist
Left of his chin
That's all
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Right arm forward
Right leg back
Left leg in front
Push and punch real hard with weight of your body transferred
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A good old kick in the shins, then balls (T his point he should be al bent over by pain) then knee or fis to jaw.
Then;
>Nothen personel Chad.
Post results pls fgt.
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Any Czech robots here?
Being an ugly ass motherfucker in a country full of chads and stacies definitely feelsbadman.3gp And most of the time I feel like I'm the only one in this country since I have never met (irl or the internet) someone who browses this website.
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I knew that I'm the only czuczk here
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>country full of chads and stacies
lol what
are you from prague or something
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Who gives a fuck. Have a beer and fuck a hooker.
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According to liberals the Crusades happened because Christians were jealous of the peaceful chill Muslims who discovered algebra, and smoked marijuana. The Christians were angry at the world and hellbent on spreading their Dark Age mentality of oppressing science, women, and racial minorities to the Muslim world. When in reality the First Crusade was a Catholic Christian counterattack against Muslims for invading Jerusalem 400 years earlier.
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>>34543411
who told liberals believe this? show me historicans who say this.
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>>34543411
Crusades happened because religion overall is degenerate.
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How liberals teach history. Sweden became Christian because they were being threatened by evil men with burning crosses and swords. Egypt became Muslim because of peaceful missionaries..
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TFW the fast food workers now remember your order
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>>34543332
Time to cross that location off your list OP
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>>34543332
>not realizing this means you can say "just gimmie the usual" now when you order
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>>34544014
>think they remember you by now and say "the usual"
>"Excuse me?"
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I want a hug, physical affection, love, someone that cares about me.
Can i hire a prostitute to do this?
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>>34543289
get a hug pillow, it's cheaper and better.
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>>34543358
What if someone finds it? That'd be social suicide.
I mean, i don't really have a social life...
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please reply
please
pretty please i just want a (you) and some cute image
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Why doesn't 4chan have a self-improvement board?
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>>34543281
>/DIY/
originality
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>>34543298
That looks like a "How to fix something" board.
Where is a board that discusses positive thinking, reading self-development books, cold showers etc.?
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>>34543961
These are all memes, sorry you fell for them.
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>tfw parents are only leaving me 400k and a house when they die
I had to sign the papers and everything today with lawyers and stuff. I was kinda mad that that's all they have and couldn't give me more. Is this even enough money to live on without working? I really don't know what to do, I'm just pissed off. I was hoping atleast 1 million.
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>>34543273
You'll wipe through that in a few years.
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>>34543273
Just get a job you selfish parasitic fuck.
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Depends on where you live and how stupid you are with the money. Get an efficiency appartment for one person. Usually includes electric and heating and most other utils but you have to pay for your own internet service and whatnot. Invest half in Trump stocks and set the other half up to send you just enough to cover your rent and food and small luxuries. After that, don't be stupid and it'll probably last you awhile.