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Whiskey works better than beer

>>34544916
True, keeps you warm too

Robots drink piss and diarrhea

You cant be a robot unless you drink these

yes then u sperm inside and then babies come out

>>34544656
lol fuck you think, just gonna poke the tip in and out real fast? some of you cunts baka

Generally, no. Hitting the cervix can be monstrously painful for some women.

Plus a lot of the stimulation (e.g.: clitoris, g-spot, etc) are pretty much at the entry point of the vagina, not all the way in.

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>Tfw even robutts won't even say hi

>>34544584
that grill is a qt and I would like to know what she's from

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Hi anon,
did you have a nice day, too?

nobody's on it and nobody'll get on it at this hour.

>tfw found a qt swede girl on it and we talk now on kik every so often

Feels good man

you aint gonna bone her sonny

be my girlfriend (male) please

>>34544410
Yeah sure, only hand jobs & bj's though, you dont wanna get pozzed up

Girls find bisexual "men" repulsive

t. girl

Why haven't you left yet, OP?

Does this site do anything for you anymore? I used to come here for the content first and then the community, but then the community went to shit and the content followed.

You either need to migrate where all the people you grew up with online are now-- wherever the fuck that is-- or find a new hobby besides shitposting.

If you're a man in your twenties babysitting a bunch of fucking teenagers on a shitty imageboard practically on its third or fourth crop of users, it's time to delete your 9GB 4chan folder and go see what's going on elsewhere.

You'll die one day. Do what makes you happy, not what makes you angry.

in a similar place. i come back here occasionally, but it's just not the same. probably me though. i just don't have many other places to scratch the itch

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>>34544493
>Remember, you're here forever.

storefront

That's a qt anon, too bad she's mine now

>>34544427
noo this my qt but I can try drawing you one if you describe her I'm bored

>>34544471
Hmmm...

Okay, deal. Let's see

>pale
>black messy hair
>cheeky grin
>eye bags
>tiny and stronk, like ant

Godspeed anon

>>34544287
Why is he laughing?
Is she tickling him?

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>>34544287
Findom is the second worst fetish and overall complete degeneracy.

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>>34544287
>femdom
only good in 2D m8

>try to watch 3DPD femdom
>lose my boner
>go on sadpanda
>read a face-sitting doujin
>hard as diamonds

>>34544286
Stop trying to manipulate me; you have no place in politics

As if any of these NEETS could oppress me. All they can do is call me nigger and make vague threats over the Internet.

I've never had a white person threaten me with harm.

>>34544286
I can't, you and the SJW's made niggers a protected species

Straight white men are the devil no

>>34544232
For those who are unfamiliar, the OP pic is an art installation called "The Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living" by Damien Hirst. It's a dead shark in a tank.

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>>34544293
And here is an end view

I believe it to be neither pretentious nor brilliant, I merely believe it to be the decline and potentially the fall of the arts as we know them. The craft involved in more traditional arts and the skill involved in making them are what makes them great, an entire subclass of art that adheres to the idea of 'the finished product doesn't matter, merely my concept upon it's creation,' is frankly ridiculous. What merit is there is merely thinking something?

I wish I could hate you to death.
xz

So this is what a cuckold looks like

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>>34544243
I wish you could eat my entire ass right now

>>34544174
Looks like it yeah

t. a virgin

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I don't know, depends how long his benis is :DDDD

well it's a picture of two actual people so it's obviously anatomically correct. whether or not there's penetration happening, i can't tell. probably not. Her pelvis would be raised more and they'd be closer together.

Kill yourself and hope you get lucky next life. Repeat unril it works.

>>34544192
I found a friend and he often says I lemake him sound like a miserable person, because I ask so much and am too friendly. All I want is to be a good friend since I'm a lonely loser pile of garbage, because I fear to lose him.

help me plseeee

>tfw no kanbaru g/f

I expect to die alone though.

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I dont even deal with it. I simply exist.

>tfw ignoring the qt college debt ridden single mother at work
Feels bad man

>reddit clothing

Why do you care about some shitty YouTube video?

>>34543974
I think he did that on purpose. Like it's an ironic reddit shirt. To try and appear more virgin-like. Even though reddit are normie scum and are not virgins. He probably shuld have worn a fedora and a mlp shirt.