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>>34545848
> fingering her
>we cuddle for hours, kiss,

dont fuck it up nigger
just bee yourself
now OUT

Enjoy it before she breaks your heart friend

alcohol is the normie drug, crack is what you want

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>>34545805
You're not an alcoholic if you drink beer. All I drink is vodka cause it's more efficient.

>>34545805
>12 pack of PBR
don't forget a vape pen and moustache wax you fucking poser piece of shit

>>34545992
that

>>34545798
>tfw this was the year I was suppose to get my life on track
>tfw the first month is already over and I haven't even left my house once

>>34545846
It's okay anon. Maybe next year!

>>34545846
This is why I don't make such a big New Years resolution. All I have to do is get a driving license.

>>34545742
Try two libcucks, one who's a hipster and the other who is literally autistic (both of whom have told me they wish they were girls but don't have the body type to transition properly). They went to some of the Trump protests recently.

It's like all the negatives of living alone, with all the negatives of living with people.

>>34545902
>literally autistic
How autistic exactly?

>>34546275
In conversation or in group chats he tries to make a joke and then says '(shut up [hisname]...)' pre emptively. Regularly insults me trying to make conversation. Asks how long my girlfriend will be staying and whether that will breach the house's contract when she was just staying for a weekend. Generally awkward and uncomfortable socially, something which other people have noted.

>>34545656
I suggest you beat him up. he has made you a cuckold!

>>34545656
thats some entry level cuck porn right there; your threads will become more detailed.

>leave
>take shoes back
>buy gun
>come back
I think you know where this is going

I usually prefer new technology, but earbuds aren't really comfortable to me at all.

>>34545603
people using earphones make me laugh

headphones are superior. except more expensive. they just like using them i think because everyone else does and they're generally cheaper

earmuffs give me acne

Is he still alive? Last i heard he was fucking a rotting wound in his taint with a dildo and calling it a vagina.

>>34545782
where is prooffs?

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He's like a TRUE and HONEST real-life Truman show.

He went in depths of social shame almost no robot ever knew before, and he's the most documented person in history.

He's not our guy, he's beyond any of us.

>>34545475
i approve of this petition

>>34545475
>https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/178844
Donald Trump should be invited to make an official State Visit because he is the leader of a free world and U.K. is a country that supports free speech and does not believe that people that appose our point of view should be gagged.

*oppose

>>34545590
The US are not the leaders of the free world. This retarded belief really irritates me. Most countries are free and to a much higher degree than the US.

>>34545474
just stuff some shit(like dirty socks) in your mouth and force it closed somehow, after some time it gets really uncomfortable bc it tastes awful

>>34545474
try a tight cockring for more than 20mins

>>34545474
bumperino originallo

>>34545471
What country do you live in because that should be illegal

>>34545525
Kansas, many illegal things and scumbags preside here

>>34545683
Call the police you mental fucking retard

>>34545458
the girl in OP pic has probably sucked a white supremacist cock or two. Or three. Or dozens. Just like her asian liberal coutnerparts.

is it normal to practice kissing on your hand? Is that a good substitute for learning the techniques at least. I heard you need to tie knots with your tongue and stuff now i'm an opera singer and i can move my tongue very rapidly for vibrato but my control is up in the air i am very doubtful

>>34545458
>Where do I find a pure, virgin, and conservative minded qt?
family renunions

>>34545438
How hard did you fuck up for this to happen? What did you do?

what makes you get so angery

do your fucking a levels whatever the fuck they are and stop being aggressive towards your family

>>34545434
They're complacent with their shitty lives. I'm pretty sure they think about it, but they don''t have the balls to anything.

>>34545434
alcohol and lower class pussy

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>>34545434
>hope

people always think that things will get better

anyone that doesn't actually kill themselves still has hope, no matter how much they ignore or suppress it

ergo anyone that's alive also has hope, and that keeps them alive

sounds like circular bullshit, but that's all life is anyway

>>34545388
that's not what a day trader does

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>>34545388
Apparently ywn understand what a day trader does.

They're basically a robot with cash and a trophy gf, if they're actually good at day trading.

>>34545388
>bottoms up and the devil laughs

because linux tards are communists

>>34545294

>tfw it's already been 14 years since you adopted Gentoo

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>>34545314
>because linux tards are communists

why are you still using a proprietary system of government robots?