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I HAVEN'T MASTURBATED IN FOUR DAYS AND I WANT TO DIE. I CAN SMELL EVERY FLAP OF EVERY CUNT WITHIN A SIXTY MILE RADIUS I SAW A GIRL WALKING IN FRONT OF ME AND I STARTED IMAGINGING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LICK THE BACK OF HER KNEE PIT AND MY BRAIN ASSAULTED ME WITH IMAGERY AND VISUALS AND SENSORY HALLUCINATIONS I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS CAPABLE OF, I COULD FEEL THE COOL FLESH OF HER THIGH AND CALF SQUISHING AGAINST MY FACE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT SEX WHY WERE WE PUT ON THIS EARTH JUST TO STARVE PERPETUALLY
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are you ok my dude
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That is the affects of masturbation and porn addiction
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>>39005547
just masturbate OP, its unhealthy to go that long without ejaculating. You're giving yourself blue balls, just cum and you'll feel a lot better.

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Why are women so weird

>go into changing rooms together
>shower together
>sleep in bed and cuddle together
>be told by female family member her and her friend hugged and pushed their breasts together while in a changing room
>make out at parties together
>girls at uni making out on the bus for dares
>do all this and still claim they're straight

What the fuck is with women, if men did any of this shit it's be unquestionably seen as weird and gay
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Women are more accepting of the bi culture than men are.
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Very few women are strictly straight. Like 90% of the time if you get two girls drunk and horny they'll fuck.

Female sexuality doesn't work like male sexuality does.
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I need something to schlick to
Send me shit doggo#2310

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I WANT THIS SO BAD WHY CAN'T I HAVE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Absolutely disgusting. Why would you even save that?
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>>39005433
Because I find it hot.
>tfw ywn be in that black hole
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Black pussy and white dick were made for each other.

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1. Your waifu (3dpd pls go)
2. Your strongest fetish
3. Main board
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1. Asuka
2. Wam (primarily pies)
3. /pol/ and /vg/, recently r9k
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>>39005358
1. lain
2. exhibition
3. r9k
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>>39005358
1. kagura
2. wedgie
3. r9k/co

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Thoughts on this painting I did?

I'll dump some more - I have a bunch.
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gotta include some text cuz picture only posts aren't allowed
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>>39005285
I like blue/pink/gray, so even If I can't make out what the fuck it's supposed to be I kinda like it
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oakskejdjhd

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are you alcoholics

yes or no
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>>39004641
What are you, the police?
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>>39004704
it's not illegal to be alcoholic
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I might be a normie for asking this, but who is that girl? It's the same girl from the pic with the pigeons and the suicide silence shirt
who is she?

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>have tons of anime, video games, TV shows, and movies at my disposal
>have free time to enjoy them
>don't know what to do and just end up wasting time on 4chan all day
What the fuck do I do? Usually I eat when I'm bored but I'm fasting hard right now.
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no idea what to do with that, but I feel you anon
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iktf very well, literally going through this right now. so easy to succumb to sloth and apathy.
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Exact same situation here. I just don't enjoy anything anymore.

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>nukes start flying
>ww3 breaks lose
>forced to draft or contribute in some way
>can no longer enjoy the comfy neet life
>survive war as a soldier
>praised as war hero
>economy plummets after the war
>can't afford to pay up my neetbux
>already proven I'm capable of not being neet since they forced me
>have to continue being a cuck soldier
>tfw no post-war neethood
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How fucking bluepill must you be to think there will be a war.
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>>39004494
how cucked must you be to think there will be no ww3
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Since when do winners' economies plummet after wars?

If you live you'll probably end up better off than you are now.

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Why are Asian women obsessed with white men?
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So... They do have cute butts. Hm hm
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>>39004452
They're not. The only asian girls that go after whitebois are golddigging whores who think that the whitebois are rich
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>most white men are less beta than Asian men
>slightly longer pp
>probably a sugar daddy

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>at the register
>she doesn't say hi
>realize she must've already said hi and I missed it
>realize she must think I ignored her
>panic internally
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I always say TOO much at the register. Stuttering and asking how their day is and thanking them profusely...
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>tfw she says hi to everyone except you for some reason
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>tfw can't gauge the volume of own voice

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Literally everyone on this board has a gf now, what the fuck is happening? Where are all the robots? I feel like I'm having a panic attack
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>having a gf means you can't be a robot
???
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>>39004238
i've been with a girl since 2012 and on r9k since 2009. what's the problem? if you came here from reddit because people said r9k is full of virgins, you can go back.
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Don't worry, I'm still here.
KHV Autist, 25 years old, now with a job edition.
Still lonely as fuck, but with less free time.

The common r9k person

"I Want To Talk To a Girl"
>but i don't want to use facebook
>but i don't want to use tumblr
>but i don't want to use facetime
>but i don't want to use instagram
>but i don't want to play female videogames
>but i don't want to watch girly shows
>but i don't want to read girly books
>but i don't want to put effort into it

you guys have the answer, you're just lazy pieces of shit
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>>39004221
>"I Want To Talk To a Girl"
sorry but this isn't /soc/
anyone who says that unironically is a normie
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>>39004221
>but i don't want to use facebook
fine
>but i don't want to use tumblr
sure if you wanna talk to snarky passive-aggressive dragonkin quadgender cunts
>but i don't want to use facetime
ap*le shill
>but i don't want to use instagram
fine
>but i don't want to play female videogames
what the fuck is a female videogame
>but i don't want to watch girly shows
if you unironically do that for female attention you're beyond salvation
>but i don't want to read girly books
read above
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>>39004221
I don't want to talk to a normie and/or SJW girl, so that cuts out most options. I add girls from 4chan sometimes but they either ghost me or don't put any effort into conversation.

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You don't deserve anything.
To die is easy and not even that you are willing to do.
Make a choice: kill yourself now or slowly (living miserably through the years) or actually start living.
Once I've been in your place and the first thing I did was to make a choice.
Self pity leads nowhere.
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Neat. If only "making a choice" was enough to turn my life around, I'd be living out my dreams right now.
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My nigger fuck you b
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>>39004139
It's a well known fact its impossible to turn a life around by taking a decision

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What are you playing right now, robots?
>getting comfy in hokkaido
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>>39003980
just started WoW :^)
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>>39003980
Whowa. What game is that?
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>>39003980
League of Legends. Cant playing anything better on this old laptop.

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Friday *evening* Rose thread?
Friday evening Rose thread.

"In Revelation 9:11, Abaddon is described as "Destroyer", the angel of the abyss". I wish to summon it tonight.
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The trophies have been burnt.
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Dumb fivehead whore
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>>39004133
(You) , originally originally

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