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>>34548976
What the fuck? This kind of thing just makes me rage. You did nothing wrong, you shouldn't cringe.

>>34549012
>did nothing wrong
...except fap so much that he couldn't walk. I've never fapped to the point of persistent pain, and I rarely go more than a day without jackin it. His mum was an absolute cunt for telling other people about it, though.

>>34548976
yeah, that doesn't sound like it's ethical or so on. isn't like patent privacy a thing, even when you're 14?

>>34548945
>abuse me
>I'm a sick twisted being who secretly enjoys pain

>>34548945
Who cares what they think. Being with me gives them status and if they want me to stick around they better suck dick now and again.
Also I image it feels good to make someone you love feel good, I like eating out GFs and seeing them get off and eating out a gooey rancid clam is way worse than going down on a hotdog. So women don't have any place to complain.

>>34549283

Yeah but just imagine a dick getting shoved down your mouth. What goes through your head?

I really don't have a preference. There's more important things than the color and it has to go well with the eye color. I'm kind of a sucker for short, unnaturally colored problem hair, but sadly I'm not a fan of problems.

It depends on a few other factors, like facial structure, eye colour etc., but generally I prefer brunettes.

The most important part is that it is her natural hair colour, dyed hair doesn't count.

>>34548942
I'm big on brunettes. They seem to be less competed over and more receptive to the attention they do get. Being partial to brunettes has actually gotten me laid a couple times by a blonde. When I used to bar dive once in a while a blonde would flirt with me and I'd respond with "Sorry, I'm into into blondes." Let me tell you senpai, that makes them want you to fuck them just so they can prove you wrong.

That's BBC tier desu

>>34549267
thanks for the confidence boost famalamadingdong

>>34548939
6 inches is fairly avarage. Maybe a little above average for a chink?

>>34548922
I would because it's an objectively better life, in a purely emotionally gratifying sense.

You can become Chad.

1. Either wear your hair longer or shorter, figure out which is better for you, you're probably doing the opposite.
2. Change your fashion, learn about real exuberant styles and then wear them in a casual and every day sense
3. If you don't have a job fucking get one. Not retail, go to trade school if you're unskilled.
4. Contact sport: either boxing or fighting for maximum aggression and confidence but something like rugby will make it much easier to make friends.

All of this will take a long time. But guess what it took a long time for Chad as well, Chad works hard at being Chad and he's earned it.

>>34549076
So this will work even if I'm fat and have next to no social skills.

>>34548919
She did 9/11

>>34548919

Waardenburg Bebe should be her next name

>>34548919
You remember when 4chan as a whole hated her?
I miss those days.

I feel like I'm being ignored by the world. Like Life is moving on without me.

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I think I know exactly what you mean, mate. Everybody just has everything figured out and I'm just sitting here trying to understand how to engage in basic interactions or why nobody cares about my feelings.

>>34549144
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I get you man. This way of feeling comes to me at least 3 times a week, just reflecting on my life and seeing how succesful everyone around you is by this age.
The thing that's killing me most is how different things could have been by now if I had just marched on with that course & fully embraced college 3 years ago. Would have had a direction, larger social group, and been more social

>>34548885
Probably because they are

Original

>>34548885
Because so many women wear makeup so often.

If all men applied powders and liquids to their face to shape it into something superior, and some guy just...didn't, no shit he'd look worse.

>>34548967
this
women look so damaged in comparison due to the overuse of makeup

desu this is the one thing that didnt bother me as much as it did others

I just got so "in the zone" when doing presentations that I wasn't even myself. Half of the time I didn't even remember what I talked about when I was done.

Later I realized this is what normies feel like on a daily basis when working in total monotony, so I quit "normal" life

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>>34548856
>"NO NO I WONT< IVE TAKEN SHIT FROM YOU PEOPLE FOR SO LONG! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>34548856

>"H-hi my p-presentation is on anime..."

just dont do it. i quit cold turkey for 8 months, then around November I started again. I work in retail and stupid me convinced myself it would ease the stress.

It did, but here I am in january smoking again. I saved a lot of money by not smoking too. Wish I didnt startup again.

stay strong.

Buy a pack of Gauloise you fag!

I've never smoked so I don't know if it's a similar process but when cutting for weightlifting I just make sure there aren't any snacks or junk food in the house. can't eat like shit if the shit ain't there. anyway, if you don't have smokes in your place, it shouldn't be that hard, yeah?

Inferior Czech blood

he just needs to fix his hair

>>34548728
Ivanka's got Czech blood too. And she is gorgeous.

>>34548624
At least his life isn't empty, anon.

Would you rather
> be single
> have multiple outlets, hobbies & interests
> live a quiet life of improving on such things

or...
> be married to someone that "loves" you
> have no time or energy to pursue your interests
> live with a naggy bitch and obnoxious kids as a wageslave

>>34548624
6'2

he's fucked before

>>34548624
Why are you worried about that? That guy actually looks pretty cool. Most people settle into doing doing but working and keeping on their favorite sport or TV show.

>>34548619
say you decided that you discovered a new tag on exhentai and got carried away

Tell them you went on a spiritual journey as a missionary in South America or Africa or something.

>>34548619
Pay off some friends to be fake references. It has always worked for me. You might get found out and it'll suck but sooner or later someone will buy your fake resume and hire you. Lots of people do it.

disregarding the point of the thread, do any artfags know why artists draw those colored circles on some of their pictures? I understand that those are the colors used in the drawing, but what's the point of putting them there?

>>34548593
>tfw this will literally never happen
Fuck you dad.

>>34548644
It's so they can quickly change the colour of the brush by alt clicking on each swatch

>>34548531
No. Instead what you should do is tell her you're looking to meet someone and ask if she'll be your wingman since she's such a good friend. If she does have interest in you this will obviously bother her a little. If it looks like the idea hurts her then you can make a move. Otherwise don't ruin a lasting friendship over your want to get your dick wet, idiot.

Absolutely. It will eat you alive if you don't. Summon the tiny fragment of Alpha inside you and be clever about it

>>34549007
>>34548570
if it helps, she kissed me when she was drunk. wasnt a "kiss", more of a goodnight peck on the cheeks when i dropped her off.